Xericor Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 General Tagge: What of the Rebellion? If the forum QQ'rs have obtained a complete technical reading of this super server, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and moan about it. Darth Vader: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Admiral Motti: Any attack made by the QQ'rs against this server would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This super server is now the ultimate power in the MMO universe! I suggest we use it! Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a low populated server is insignificant next to the potential of the Force. Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the unsubscribers, or given you enough clairvoyance to balance PvP... [Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking] Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing. Governor Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, release him! Darth Vader: As you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenjaminminU Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawelc Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danthars Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 hahaha very nice, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlacke Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eviceus Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 General Tagge: What of the Rebellion? If the forum QQ'rs have obtained a complete technical reading of this super server, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and moan about it. Im afraid the problem is EXACTLY oposite general! If the forum QQ'rs & unsubs actually obtained the technical readings about super server earlier they might not have unsubed. Now they are gone and you have to chase them in all the far-away corners of the galaxy. They have sice founded hiden and remote outposts on planets like D3, GW2 and Tera and part of them is also heading towards unknown location of some "Secret World". Good luck chasing them now. You better get some realy good bounty hunters on board. See how lack of communication from high command can ruin even the mighty galactic empire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 General Tagge: What of the Rebellion? If the forum QQ'rs have obtained a complete technical reading of this super server, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and moan about it. Darth Vader: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Admiral Motti: Any attack made by the QQ'rs against this server would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This super server is now the ultimate power in the MMO universe! I suggest we use it! Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a low populated server is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the unsubscribers, or given you enough clairvoyance to balance PvP... [Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking] Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing. Governor Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, release him! Darth Vader: As you wish. Fixed some of it, really just removed potential(replaced with power) and jedi. Sorry it irked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruz Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 pretty good :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SvnStrSlm Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Holy eff that was funny. please try to do these once a week where Bioware is the empire and QQs are the rebels. it fits since they tend to win i. the end any way amirite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelrail Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 @OP Hahaha, nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annedromeda Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Thank you for making me smile. Lots have said that "laughter is the best medicine", and I often use laughter when I'm feeling down. This community is needing a lot of smiles right now, so thank you for contributing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abelf Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Very nice. Good show, chap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xericor Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 Thanks guys! Glad it amused. I think I might do the entire script, with a Bioware twist I think we need a little more humour on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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