Wire_Razors Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 "Living with Decapitation of your Father," by Boba Fett, subtitled "And What not to do in Jabba's Employ." "I'd Rather Kiss a Wookie," Leia's unauthorized biography. "Father/Son Day at Work: What Went Wrong," by Darth Vader. "Speeder Training on Endor, A Stormtrooper's Guide to Avoiding Trees," by anonymous Stormtrooper. "How to Inspire the Youth of the Republic Rebellion," by Gold Leader (published posthumously). "Womprats are like Exhaust Ports: How Luke Inspired Me," by Wedge Antilles. "Slaves and Bikinis: An Overlord's Guide," by Jabba the Hutt (published posthumously). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distracted Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 (edited) How to Seduce a Supple Young Jedi Boy Part 1 by Palpatine Pro-tips on Fighting Jedi Masters by Jango Fett Negotiating by Luke Skywalker Heart, Lungs & Brain: A Comprehensive Guide on Keeping your Organs Safe by General Greivous Edited May 6, 2012 by Distracted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximand Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 "How to Peacefully End Civil Protests" - By W. Tarkin This is the guy that landed his star cruiser on top of a non-violent crowd of protesters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 Wouldn't be the first time. Getting Noticed-by Yaraeal Poof http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYVIs-Z1LM8&feature=relmfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 (edited) Surviving Trench Runs by Biggs Darklighter (published posthumously and finished by Wedge Antilles) I Knew I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Double Bantha Burger by Jek Porkins (published posthumously) HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE (Life With Jabba Is Always Funny) by Salacious B. Crumb Edited May 6, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westraz Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 101 corny pick up line hon solo 101 MOIRE corny pick up lines hon solo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 (edited) Surviving Trench Runs by Biggs Darklighter (published posthumously and finished by Wedge Antilles) I Knew I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Double Bantha Burger by Jek Porkins (published posthumously) HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE (Life With Jabba Is Always Funny) by Salacious B. Crumb Salacious B. Crumb got pwned by R2. I think R2 ranked pretty high up on the troll ladder. He trolls 3PO all the time. Edited May 8, 2012 by Aurbere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorWalsh Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 "Thank the Maker: From Jedi, to Smugglers, to Exiled Princes, the Many Adventures of C-3P0" ~ By C-3P0 "Proper Hyperdrive Maintenance" ~ By Han Solo "That IS a Moon!" ~ By Chewbacca (Published Posthumously) "Democratic Rulership and You" ~ By Admiral Natassi Daala "How I Forgot How to Fight After Suffering Amnesia Following the 'Vong War" ~ Jaina Solo "Family Values" ~ By Jacen Solo "I Don't Sense Anything" ~ By Qui Gon Jin Annnnnd... "The Rebel Conspiracy: How The Rebels Destroyed Alderaan and Blamed it on Us" ~ By Grand Moff Tarkin Some of the reader comments are: "It would take a million ships with more firepower than I can fathom." ~ Han Solo "Alderaan is peaceful, we have no weapons." ~ Leia Organa Solo "Like shooting wamprats in my T-16 back home." ~ Luke Skywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Salacious B. Crumb got pwned by R2. I think R2 ranked pretty high up on the troll ladder. He trolls 3PO all the time. R2 trolled EVERYBODY at one point or another. Considering he was the only one who knew everything about what was going on and why it was going on, I'd say that puts him pretty far up on the Epic Lulz troll ladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 R2 trolled EVERYBODY at one point or another. Considering he was the only one who knew everything about what was going on and why it was going on, I'd say that puts him pretty far up on the Epic Lulz troll ladder. the number one spot for trolling is a tie between R2 and Obi-Wan. R2 has trolled Obi-Wan before so I think he's a better troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VJade Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 How to get Chewwie Gum and other stickie stuff out of your fur - By Chewbacca How to start a good bar fight - by ponda baba How to overcome stairs - by R2 D2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Detecting stealthed vessels- Captain Needa Using the right tactics at the right time- Admiral Ozzel Intensify the forward firepower. Protecting Darth Vaders flagship- Admiral Piett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 How to get what you want by whining by: SWTOR general forumners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 The Essential Guide For Starship Mechanics by Chewbacca I Married a Mass Murderer by Padme Amidala. The Gungan Kama Sutra (Meesa big horneesa) by Jar Jar "Love Machine" Binks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 How to get what you want by whining by: SWTOR general forumners I must say this gets into my top 5 of not to buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 "How to please your boss"- By Bib Fortuna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 "How to please your boss"- By Bib Fortuna With the sequel: Resisting Jedi Mind Tricks- by Bib Fortuna with a foreward by Watto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassusVerda Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Tales from a Trash Compactor, The True Story of a Repair Unit on the Death Star - Galactic Empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheronFett Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) Trap Spotting for Dummies - by Admiral Ackbar Trendy Hairstyles for Women - by Princess Leia Essential Guide to Jetpack Maintenance - by Boba Fett Yousa Okeeday, Mesa Okeeday - by Jar Jar Binks Straight Talk - by Yoda Successful Bounty Hunting - by Greedo Raising a Levelheaded Padawan - by Obi Wan Kenobi How to Earn a Rapid Workplace Promotion - by Darth Vader Edited May 10, 2012 by TheronFett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 Thermal exhaust port shielding- by Engineer 331 My encounter with a Jedi Master. An autobiography of an Imperial Royal Guard- by an unnamed Royal Guard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 The intricacies of cloning- Taun We Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Theysa Never Suspicious by Jar Jar "Darth" Binks with fwd by Emperor Palpatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 Back from the Dead? Successful cloning and essence transference- By Palpatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahak Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Guide to Advanced Telekinesis by Corran Horn Secrets of Starting a Happy Family by Boba Fett Greedo's Odyssey - Shooting First & Dying Hard One Night in Taris by Davik Kang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlCreed Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Controlling your tongue - Darth Malak Side switching for dummies - Darth Revan Nuts & Bolts; a droid romance - Anonymous Jawa Horn polishing done right - Darth Maul How to digest your food - Unknown Sarlacc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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