Wolfninjajedi Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 How to throw everyone off, while being the true dark lord of the sith: By Jar Jar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qAKXK_aLeA at 1:30. He deceived everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "always missing blaster bolts" diary's of a stormtrooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 How to throw everyone off, while being the true dark lord of the sith: By Jar Jar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qAKXK_aLeA at 1:30. He deceived everyone! Awesome! I knew it. this must be the truth. No one can be that dumb without having a plan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 "always missing blaster bolts" diary's of a stormtrooper That book is a reply to another book by ben kenobi Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_JediKnight Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "How to detect when meat lying in the forest is a trap" - By Chewbacca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 "How to detect when meat lying in the forest is a trap" - By Chewbacca That might be a good buy. Don't know. If it's about him learning from his mistakes then yes, otherwise no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlaak Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Jabba the Hutt's "Ten steps to Fat reduction" "Chicks dig scars" by Darth Malgus, prologue by Grand Moff Kilran I would buy, however, "Politics and Rakghouls" by Chancellor Saresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Here are a few more that would collect dust on store shelves: Sucking Up: An Imperial Officer's Guide to Advancement by Malavai Quinn The Promotion I Always Wanted, But Was Afraid to Ask For by Admiral Piett. How to Make Vader Honor His Deal by Lando Calrissian How to Avoid Obi-Wan's Trolling by General Grievous (with Foreward by Anakin Skywalker) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "the only woman in the galaxy" a lesbian tragedy - by princess leia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Jabba the Hutt's "Ten steps to Fat reduction" "Chicks dig scars" by Darth Malgus, prologue by Grand Moff Kilran I would buy, however, "Politics and Rakghouls" by Chancellor Saresh. Funny. Jabba losing weight? He needs to go on p90x. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "the only woman in the galaxy" a lesbian tragedy - by princess leia ^My vote for Thread Winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RatchV Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "Death Stars and Finance" by Darth Vader and Palpatine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Tips for resisting a jedi mind trick. by Bib Fortuna 'Move Along' Stormtrooper blunders. by an unnamed Stormtrooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarjarloves Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) Marksmanship by Greedo Edited May 1, 2012 by jarjarloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol_ Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 C-3PO's Autobiography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhudian Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Roger, Roger, and Me: An Erotic Clone-Droid-Clone Sandwich By Separatist soldier designate: B1-G5 The Incredible Smells I've Discovered! by the dianoga living in the detention level garbage smasher Calm and Quiet Contemplations by Baron Deathmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westraz Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) so your going to marry the man you once wonted to kill... By :Mara Jade Skywalker Edited May 1, 2012 by westraz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Roger, Roger, and Me: An Erotic Clone-Droid-Clone Sandwich By Separatist soldier designate: B1-G5 The Incredible Smells I've Discovered! by the dianoga living in the detention level garbage smasher Calm and Quiet Contemplations by Baron Deathmark The first one doesn't sound very good. I'm sure some one will read it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithhelmet Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Alderaan on 2,000 credits a day (and 15 thousand more when we arrive.) Obi Wan Kenobi How to Burn Friends and Mind Influence People. Obi Wan again. Under a Tusken (Raider) Sun (and the other Sun.) A Tatooine love story written by an unnamed sand person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Alderaan on 2,000 credits a day (and 15 thousand more when we arrive.) Obi Wan Kenobi How to Burn Friends and Mind Influence People. Obi Wan again. Under a Tusken (Raider) Sun (and the other Sun.) A Tatooine love story written by an unnamed sand person. A tusken raider love story? Can they even love? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhudian Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A tusken raider love story? Can they even love? lol I always imagined that tusken women make the same triumphant barks when they reach climax that tuskens use when, say, disabling a stray farmboy out on the Jundland Wastes. "AAAAUUUGH! ARG-RARG-RARG!" I also picture them keeping their masks on, in every sort of intimate encounter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradTheImpaler Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Defeating An Empire: The Do It Yourself Manual, by Revan. Another Pathetic Life-Form: Obi-Wan Kenobi's Account of Training the Chosen One. Is Your Leader a Sith?: The Top Ten Warning Signs, by Yoda. Forward by Chancellor Palpatine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I always imagined that tusken women make the same triumphant barks when they reach climax that tuskens use when, say, disabling a stray farmboy out on the Jundland Wastes. "AAAAUUUGH! ARG-RARG-RARG!" I also picture them keeping their masks on, in every sort of intimate encounter. Sand People can actually remove their helmets in private with their mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 I always imagined that tusken women make the same triumphant barks when they reach climax that tuskens use when, say, disabling a stray farmboy out on the Jundland Wastes. "AAAAUUUGH! ARG-RARG-RARG!" I also picture them keeping their masks on, in every sort of intimate encounter. ugh. That's disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakeria Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "Miss everything" - the comprehensive guide of becoming a storm-trooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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