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Here's some I cannot believe I haven't seen yet:

 

"Lock S-Foils in Attack Position." Ep IV, Red Leader. Wedge Antilles, Ep VI

 

"Detach Cable!" "Cable Detached!" Ep V Wedge Antilles and Wes Janson

 

"Another Happy Landing." Obi-Wan Ep III

 

"Good shot Red Two!" Wedge Antilles Ep IV

 

"Apparently someone told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Tanaab." Lando Calrissian Ep VI

 

"Yes I said closer! Get as close as you can!" -Lando Calrissian Ep VI

 

"Intensify forward firepower!" -Admiral Piett Ep VI

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About anything that HK muttered:

 

"Statement: Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command of course, Master."

 

"Mockery: Oh, Master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for! But I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"

 

"Statement: Oh, yes, Master. Pain is really the only reliable means by which truth may be obtained... or so I choose to believe."

 

HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."

 

"Statement: Oh, do shut up, you beeping little trash compactor!"

 

"Aahhhh! What are you doing?! Remove the arc wrench, remove the arc wrench! Medic!"

 

HK-47: "Objection: But... but that technical term does not accurately portray the vast amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form!"

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"This little one's not worth the effort." Ben Kenobi. Episode IV

 

"The cave is collapsing!" "This is no cave." Princess Leia and Han Solo. Episode V.

 

"Hurry up already will ya? I haven't got all night." Han Solo. Episode VI

 

"So, you have a twin sister." Darth Vader. Episode VI

 

"So uncivilized." Obi-Wan Kenobi. Episode III

 

"Ooh moi moi I love you!!" Jar Jar Binks. Episode I

 

"What do you mean "naked"?" C-3PO. Episode I.

 

"I sense much fear in you." Master Yoda. Episode I.

 

"Master Kenobi you disappoint me." Count Douku. Episode II.

 

"It's just a job." Bounty hunter (forget her name) Episode II

 

"Get clear, Wedge, you can't do any good back there." Luke Skywalker. Episode IV

 

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"The Counsel has granted me permission to train you." -Obi Wan, episode 1

 

"We made it, guess I was wronge, there was no danger at all." -Captian Ti4(?), Episode 2

 

"You're swetting, just relax, take a deep breath." -Obi Want, Episde 2

 

"Nice shot kid, that was one in a million" -Han Solo, episode 4

 

"No reward is worth this." -Han Solo, Episode 4

 

"The boy has no patience." -Yoda, Episode 5

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"You love him...don't you....?

 

Han Solo, Ep VI

 

"It's not like that at all...He's my brother".

"I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew?"

 

Also:

 

"He's jealous! He's holding me back!"

"I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend."

"Hurry! Careful timing we will need."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

 

and of course...

 

"Come away with me. Help me raise our child."

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