Bytemite Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Corso ate my dinner. Corso fumbled the ball. Corso stubbed my toe. Corso drank all the rum. (You know you want to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vealage Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Corso's real name is Wes Welker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexxa Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Corso came back failing a mission and said 'Went better than I expected'. Corso got his head stuck in a fishbowl and passed out leaving me to rescue him on the last mission I sent him on before that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bytemite Posted February 7, 2012 Author Share Posted February 7, 2012 Heh. Corso Riggs stole my bike. (Don't hate the guy, but sometimes it's extremely satisfying to shake your head, raise your fist in the air and go "CORSO...!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erevan_Kindelar Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Corso Riggs accidentally swallowed a primed Thermal Detonator while he was sleeping. 3 seconds later... Corso Riggs discovered that there really is something hotter than a Newcastle Vindaloo curry. Less than a second later... Corso Riggs failed to cover the walls of his room evenly, but the speckled effect he produced instead was almost as satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Corso Riggs cheated on me with the Droid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusumura Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Corso Riggs cheated on me with the Droid. Risha cheated on me with Corso Riggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Risha cheated on me with Corso Riggs. And Bowdaar cheated on Corso with Skavak. Edited February 7, 2012 by RowanThursday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharagonIGN Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Corso forgets to flush the space toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikinai Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 So there we were, Nar Shaddaa plaza, just aimlessly wandering around, taking in the sites. Next thing you know the taxi-bot is falling to it's death off the platform. I turn to Corso who just shrugs and says, 'Whoops?' CORSO!!! That one cost me a good 12000 credits. Coulda bought my own taxi for that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Corso aggroed the Death Star. Corso, honey, when I called you from the Dune Sea and asked you if you wanted to hook up, I meant a date, not fly past on a speeder and hit me with your beloved harpoon shot. Corso trod on a Jawa and then walked it all over the bunk room floor. Despite all the time he spends on the bridge, Corso *still* managed to shove the throttle up to "Ludicrous Speed". XS Freighters aren't built for going to plaid... Corso never cleans the shower after he's used it and leaves more hair in the plughole than the Wookiee does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knartfokker Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 For some reason I view Corso as Donny from The Big Lebowski.... often saying "Shut the &!#@ up CORSO!" Dang, I should have named my character Walter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Heh, hell, my character's actually dating him, and I *still* envisage her occasionally putting her head in her hands and going "... Why me?" And given that my smuggler's personality's closer to the *Doctor* (Doctor Who, not Star Trek) than Han Solo, that she still manages to find First Mate Riggs' naive view of the universe rather exasperating sometimes says a lot! See, that's why I actually think he's a great companion. Like Talos Drellik, Corso may be many things, but he's certainly got entertainment value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikinai Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Bowdaar went to the galley and opens the fridge and starts yowling loudly. Just then Corso walks by drinking from the last carton of blue milk. Now you know why Bowdaar is chasing Corso around the ship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Corso Riggs and the female smuggler's descendants will eventually include Mace Windu, thus making Corso partially responsible for the fall of Anakin Skywalker and the rise of the Galactic Empire. Corso Riggs wrote our ship's holofrequency on the wall in a hydrosanitation chamber with "Call and ask for Bowdaar for a good time" written next to it. Corso Riggs once dropped a canister of panda DNA out of an airlock. It eventually landed on a planet called Azeroth. Corso Riggs completely and entirely fails to be Rory Williams. Corso Riggs once doodled a ball on the back of a beer mat in a bar in Imperial Space. An Imperial science officer looked at it later. The idea gradually grew over time, and took on new features, and one day, the Death Star was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzraelCales Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Every other time I send him on an Underworld Trading mission he comes back a failure and says "Results, as promised." ***? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melkathi Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Corso Riggs wrote our ship's holofrequency on the wall in a hydrosanitation chamber with "Call and ask for Bowdaar for a good time" written next to it. Is your ship's holofrequency 8675309 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bytemite Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) Laughing now. Particularly at the Corso/Risha/Skavak/Bowdaar exchange and the "for a good time" one. Nicely done! EDIT: Oh, and all the "mission failed" ones. Yep, know what that's like... Corso Riggs, in the Kitchen, with the Candlestick. Edited February 8, 2012 by Bytemite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NRieh Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Corso Riggs once dropped a canister of panda DNA out of an airlock. It eventually landed on a planet called Azeroth. You made my day. Really. Really-really. LoLed. I thought I'd kill him, when after bottle of Corellian semidry Special and some...hmm..lets call that "censored cut-scene" in my capitan's private room he called me "oohh my dear Flashy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampusJedi Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Corso don't want me to marry lili Corso used my weapons Corso steal risha from Bowdarr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viith Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Every other time I send him on an Underworld Trading mission he comes back a failure and says "Results, as promised." ***? Man, how many times has this happened. I'm afraid to even use him at all for anything anymore. I just leave him on ship with a dustpan and broom and make him clean up Bowdaar's shed hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bytemite Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) Corso's idea of a prank is to say he knows an Ewok who's an amazing pilot, and bribe a Jawa to put on a costume. The Jawa was a bounty hunter. Edited February 9, 2012 by Bytemite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnerforever Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Corso Riggs, you are dumb, ugly, and soon to be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emarthepaladin Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Corso... You're worse than Lydia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numdenu Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Hm...I need to restart my project collecting Corsos off of all the Smugglers who don't like him. I will build an army of rejected and unloved Corsos, and conquer the Empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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