fahima Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) LOL this is what happens when the EGA qqers are not able to get in. I present to you a local news clip I just read. PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - Police responded to the Toys R Us in Jantzen Beach after calls that a man was attacking people with a lightsaber. By the time the officers arrived, they said three people had already been assaulted by the 33-year-old man with the toy lightsaber. One officer attempted to calm the man down, but he allegedly kept swinging the lightsaber and yelling incoherent statements. The officers then tried to Taser him, but the man managed to break the wires free using the lightsaber. After the Taser attempts, police were then able to tackle him and take him into custody. The suspect was treated for injuries and then taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation. He will face charges after he is evaluated. Edited December 15, 2011 by fahima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesleDarksyde Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 He's going to miss EGA I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulphite Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Source? I am a bit skeptical about this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronsis Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Do you have a link to the video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHarkrider Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Ten bucks says his "incoherent" speech was really an alien language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ngerefugee Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 LOL this is what happens when the EGA qqers are not able to get in. I present to you a local news clip I just read. PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - Police responded to the Toys R Us in Jantzen Beach after calls that a man was attacking people with a lightsaber. By the time the officers arrived, they said three people had already been assaulted by the 33-year-old man with the toy lightsaber. One officer attempted to calm the man down, but he allegedly kept swinging the lightsaber and yelling incoherent statements. The officers then tried to Taser him, but the man managed to break the wires free using the lightsaber. After the Taser attempts, police were then able to tackle him and take him into custody. The suspect was treated for injuries and then taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation. He will face charges after he is evaluated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fahima Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 NO video ill pm the link to you that asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatoldguy Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 He's going to miss EGA I think... Portland is pretty liberal, they will probably get him a pc and let him play to keep him happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kDeviL Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 LOL he must not have gotten in on day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvenn Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Noob, he should have used force persuade on the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeelol Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 LOL he must not have gotten in on day 1 Your sig is doing it wrong. English-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazhara Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 here's the link:http://www.kptv.com/story/16327734/lightsaber-attack-at-toys-r-us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthdoll Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Do you have a link to the video? Found the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fahima Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 http://www.kptv.com/story/16327734/lightsaber-attack-at-toys-r-us Sorry om not working but for the doubters.. The force was not real strong with that guy... but he did resist a tazer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatoldguy Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 LOL this is what happens when the EGA qqers are not able to get in. I present to you a local news clip I just read. PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - Police responded to the Toys R Us in Jantzen Beach after calls that a man was attacking people with a lightsaber. By the time the officers arrived, they said three people had already been assaulted by the 33-year-old man with the toy lightsaber. One officer attempted to calm the man down, but he allegedly kept swinging the lightsaber and yelling incoherent statements. The officers then tried to Taser him, but the man managed to break the wires free using the lightsaber. After the Taser attempts, police were then able to tackle him and take him into custody. The suspect was treated for injuries and then taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation. He will face charges after he is evaluated. It was Greedo!!! He did it!!! I LOLed at that one. True or not, that was so worth it. Thank you, OP for bringing some humor here. +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheezCG Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Ten bucks says his "incoherent" speech was really an alien language. thats quote worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasmith Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2011/12/portland_police_arrest_man_aft_1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorvusKahn Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 This thread is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraclius Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Sounds like someone likes pcp...And a whooole lot of Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmcnelis Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 NO video ill pm the link to you that asked. I know that you posted the link later on, but my question is, why were you planning on sending it just in a PM? Why not post it originally? That makes no sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacilios Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 !!!!! its true thanx for sharing this.. also the links Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fahima Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 I know that you posted the link later on, but my question is, why were you planning on sending it just in a PM? Why not post it originally? That makes no sense to me. I did not want the news site to get flooded is all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adryn Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 'None of the victims of the light saber assault needed medical attention' Never thought i'd ever see a quote like that in a real world news story, priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatoldguy Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 I still prefer my link lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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