Shadow_Spec Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 This makes perfect sense! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow_Spec Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 If they change it all you're going to have is a tidewave of QQ from people who did it the "OG" way and got all their battlemaster gear. Can't just make you bastards happy. Only a small part of the population. Whatever happened to Majority rule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 lol this is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xAshenzx Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 "Once you've worked at Bioware for 60 days, you get the opportunity to pick from a better bag. You still have a 1/10 chance at getting your paycheck, but once you collect enough stamps from the failed bags, youll be able to get back 1 of the paychecks you missed in the first 60 days" ---------- Majority of their salary should come however as a prize from collecting pizza boxes and each executive BW manager should drop cash when zerged by at least 5 employees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasbinder Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Thread of the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjetl Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Thats for the PVE guys I hope, cause imo the PVP team has yet to earn a paycheck! Isn't it the same team? The lead is the same for both... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjetl Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Thread of the month! fixed it for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovial_Sorrow Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 In the spirit of your PvP system, I would ask for you to forward this little suggestion onto your bosses and payroll director. Rather than be paid at a steady, hourly rate or a fixed salary, at the end of every day, you are given a nice Bioware fanny pack. When you open it, there's a 1 and 10 chance your paycheck is in there. If it's not there, there's 3 food stamps. Once you collect 30 of them, you can trade them in for the same paycheck a gas station attendant makes. Does this sound like a payroll system that's going to keep you coming back to work? I can't stop laughing! This was so great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shockfrosted Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 That was amusingly creative. Thanks OP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Targetboy Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 In the spirit of your PvP system, I would ask for you to forward this little suggestion onto your bosses and payroll director. Rather than be paid at a steady, hourly rate or a fixed salary, at the end of every day, you are given a nice Bioware fanny pack. When you open it, there's a 1 and 10 chance your paycheck is in there. If it's not there, there's 3 food stamps. Once you collect 30 of them, you can trade them in for the same paycheck a gas station attendant makes. Does this sound like a payroll system that's going to keep you coming back to work? signed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzerbase Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 But brah welfare cheese be good and tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIGAR Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superawesomerman Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 make it better: assuming there's a high male to female ratio, everyone gets a paintball gun. You can get one fannypack a day by shooting 30 employees of the opposite sex in the lunchroom. Bioware will perform free gender reassignment surgery, but it resets you back to minimum wage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVarrak Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 The bag system could be worse. You could open a bag which gives you a bag that gives you a bag with a bag inside containing a bag and when you open that bag you get another bag that only has 3 commendations in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zugumbamamba Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 with this RNG system I don't know whats the problem with making the casinos and pazaak work in this game. champion bags are like gambling too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abelf Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Best thread since launch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihateyouall Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 ah man still can't believe it's not stickied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadspectre Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Phenomonal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbertllew Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 sticky plx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niaoru Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Still waiting on a sticky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unholymercenary Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 sticky this...NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feskitt Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 In the spirit of your PvP system, I would ask for you to forward this little suggestion onto your bosses and payroll director. Rather than be paid at a steady, hourly rate or a fixed salary, at the end of every day, you are given a nice Bioware fanny pack. When you open it, there's a 1 and 10 chance your paycheck is in there. If it's not there, there's 3 food stamps. Once you collect 30 of them, you can trade them in for the same paycheck a gas station attendant makes. Does this sound like a payroll system that's going to keep you coming back to work? yes (watch the game suddenly get better) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McVade Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 The bag system could be worse. You could open a bag which gives you a bag that gives you a bag with a bag inside containing a bag and when you open that bag you get another bag that only has 3 commendations in it. ... you came from Aion, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humankeg Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 +1 internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoofnmouth Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Very nice, bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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