americanaussie Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Care to share the funniest line you've heard in the game? For me, I must have taken Vector through on my agent so it's been eye opening taking Kaliyo. Kaliyo on Lokin: If he tries to talk to me, I'm tearing his head off, otherwise I'm fine with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casirabit Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 (edited) For me it was when I was on my agent, when I told Kaliyo that was the last time and she said "So what you going to do, kill me? (paraphrasing some) My agent's answer: Yes. Edited April 28, 2017 by casirabit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial_Envoy Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 The Consular after having endured the horrors of the Noeticons and being asked for their help again "Listening to a bunch of Jedi Masters arguing about everything does not sound like wisdom to me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_nile Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Meeting up with Guss Tuno with my smuggler and hearing him say the gem I've quoted in my signature below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
americanaussie Posted April 28, 2017 Author Share Posted April 28, 2017 Meeting up with Guss Tuno with my smuggler and hearing him say the gem I've quoted in my signature below Hahaha now that is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exfell Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Gault during his chapter in KotFE: "Mind the ledges when you're walking around unless you fancy a death by scenic view." The voice actor did great job when delivering that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balameb Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Too many. One of my favorites: Vaylin: "I killed three knights to make sure they weren't lying. And another three, because I hate odd numbers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feylyndiira Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 You can't ever forget to include Darth Baras' classic response to your SW saying "I can feel your anger, Master": "A blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient could feel my anger!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongorr Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 (edited) There are a few lines that made me smile. Almost everything Gault says. His comment on a failed crew mission: "You win some - you lose some. You just lost some." His response to "I trust Gault.." : "Don't do that.....I'm joking!" Also HKs comments in KOTFE about the effectiveness of the industrial cleaning stuff against the infestation on the gravestone. Theron's "I don't like Tatooine, but I like saying Tatooine." Lanas "Ready to commandeer, commander?" and Theron's "Did you really just say that?" or sth like that. My inquisitor when meeting..I think it was the head honcho of the heralds of Zildrog. "So you're the king of the crazy people?" Even Koth, who I despise, has one good line, when Tora calls him "Fat Fingers." "That's CAPTAIN Fat Fingers!" Also a lot of the stuff on Rishi is really funny. Edited April 28, 2017 by Mongorr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celise Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 (edited) i can't find the right video on youtube that has the sith warrior using the intimidate option about eating slestack and Tumarr raw and then using a further threatening conversation roll by using their bones to pick the sith warriors teeth clean. the two of them then run off and then your warrior declares the judgement that neither of them will run off as he says he will kill them. i saw this video on youtube on it a while back. most of those i've seen use the attack option instead. Edited April 28, 2017 by Celise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamiSongheart Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I would love to hear Vette's "Bantha Poo" comment again for the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Basically every line my smuggler has in his entire class story had me rolling xD Love his constant wise cracks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korenus Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Basically every line my smuggler has in his entire class story had me rolling xD Love his constant wise cracks The one that specifically made me fall in love with the smuggler was "Is that a hair cut or did a womp rat crawl on your head and die?" I laughed for a good ten minutes at that line. I couldn't further the cut-scene after that until I stopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagaimee Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Basically every line my smuggler has in his entire class story had me rolling xD Love his constant wise cracks My gosh, EVERY. OTHER. LINE was a smart-alecky remark. Confronting...ahem, that person who betrays you...on Corellia. "He's only in it for the hot...lady...rebels!" With the smuggler looking and acting like they can't believe what just came out of their own mouth. XD Oh! And! Feylara and her...poorly...thought-out plan to kill the smuggler. That whole sequence had me choking with laughter. "Ah, Feylara? What's that shield of yours running on?" "Portable battery pack. Why?" "You know those only last a few minutes, right?" [right on cue, the shield fades away] "............oh no." My mom and I play this game together occasionally. We're nearly done with a Jedi Knight's storyline - we're going to do a smuggler run-through next. I can't wait to see her crack up at everything; I hope she finds it as hilarious as I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxlolman Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 I think Imperial Agents reaction to KotFE "so I've gone from commander of sith intelligence to … commander?" First time i heard about Asylum "so who's getting committed?" Pretty much the rebuilding of the gravestone montage (HK committing wild life genocide) (no words needed) The one and only thing I remember about before chapter 8 of KotFE On Iokath scaring Theron. And pretty much everything Z0-0M says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 My gosh, EVERY. OTHER. LINE was a smart-alecky remark. Confronting...ahem, that person who betrays you...on Corellia. "He's only in it for the hot...lady...rebels!" With the smuggler looking and acting like they can't believe what just came out of their own mouth. XD Oh! And! Feylara and her...poorly...thought-out plan to kill the smuggler. That whole sequence had me choking with laughter. "Ah, Feylara? What's that shield of yours running on?" "Portable battery pack. Why?" "You know those only last a few minutes, right?" [right on cue, the shield fades away] "............oh no." My mom and I play this game together occasionally. We're nearly done with a Jedi Knight's storyline - we're going to do a smuggler run-through next. I can't wait to see her crack up at everything; I hope she finds it as hilarious as I did. See I really need to run through a smuggler again. I actually recall very little of the actual ines of dialogue and all but I do remember laughing CONSTANTLY at the cutscenes. It really helps when your rocking an AWESOME smuggler-esque outfit. Outer-rim gunslinger jacket with primary dark gray dye is ALWAYS my go to xD Short wavy hair, and you know he's got a "Kai Zykken soulpatch" :D:D:D:D:D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightblazer Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) Running though the sith Inquisitor story on tatooine where the guy your chasing calls you cute and your Inquisitor says "I'm not cute, I'm deadly" Also on the HK-55 bonus chapter, at the top of the elevator the exarch says "I'm ready for the test" Edited April 29, 2017 by Nightblazer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SentinelThain Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Mine is you actually think your gonna get decent gear out of t4 cxp crates. After opening 50 and getting 1 decent bit of gear,the jokes on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralei Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Boo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagaimee Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 "...so unless you want to spend your final moments being shaken to death by the dulcet tones of the Kashyyyk Life Day choir, I'd reconsider." Outlander: [Wookie impression] Just ran through Vandin with my male consular. And was promptly startled out of my chair at that option. I thought, for a brief second, that they had actually pulled audio from the movies with that Wookie roar. No, that was actually Nolan North, doing one absolutely amazing roar. Seriously. Wow. O_O (And this is after hearing the male knight and female warrior hilariously fail with it...male knight sounds like a mildly ill kitten. Female warrior just yells into the recording microphone, sounding a little frustrated.) Even if it breaks the character's personality to threaten Dretcher, I do it every time, just to hear the utter hilarity that is all these distinguished voice actors trying and mostly failing to roar like a Wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 "...so unless you want to spend your final moments being shaken to death by the dulcet tones of the Kashyyyk Life Day choir, I'd reconsider." Outlander: [Wookie impression] Just ran through Vandin with my male consular. And was promptly startled out of my chair at that option. I thought, for a brief second, that they had actually pulled audio from the movies with that Wookie roar. No, that was actually Nolan North, doing one absolutely amazing roar. Seriously. Wow. O_O (And this is after hearing the male knight and female warrior hilariously fail with it...male knight sounds like a mildly ill kitten. Female warrior just yells into the recording microphone, sounding a little frustrated.) Even if it breaks the character's personality to threaten Dretcher, I do it every time, just to hear the utter hilarity that is all these distinguished voice actors trying and mostly failing to roar like a Wookie. Nolan North is an amazing voice actor. Nails it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RarePorcupine Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 When the psych droid greets you on entering the psychiatric ward on Belsavis, Iresso says "Somehow I always knew this day would come." Khem Val's sabbac face joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkcurtisx Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Care to share the funniest line you've heard in the game? For me, I must have taken Vector through on my agent so it's been eye opening taking Kaliyo. Kaliyo on Lokin: If he tries to talk to me, I'm tearing his head off, otherwise I'm fine with this. Soon™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagaimee Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 When the psych droid greets you on entering the psychiatric ward on Belsavis, Iresso says "Somehow I always knew this day would come." And then you do Iresso's conversations. What would happen to him if that holocron in his head ever started...leaking? He'd probably end up in the Belsavis psych ward. That's either horrific or amusing depending on your sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
americanaussie Posted April 30, 2017 Author Share Posted April 30, 2017 Nolan North is an amazing voice actor. Nails it. Yes. Yes he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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