GraunKrynn Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 You seriously wasted all of this time with a troll post? Considering all of the laughter that this thread has generated (and a bit of discussion too) I wouldn't call it wasted time considering I wrote it while playing the game. Thanks for stopping by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theryl Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) I don't know what's funnier, the OP, the people who can't understand satire, or the ones who think it's "too long". Edited December 28, 2011 by Theryl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tektox Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Considering all of the laughter that this thread has generated (and a bit of discussion too) I wouldn't call it wasted time considering I wrote it while playing the game. Thanks for stopping by. Thats how immersive this game is:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zDAKz Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) Love these posts!! I am sure the first thing ever BioWare employee did was log on and read this. Thanks for your input!! Edited December 28, 2011 by zDAKz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triss Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Hilarious, well written and a good read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanski Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Thats how immersive this game is:) Just thought the same hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torn Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 A nice summing up of about 90% of the forums - very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraunKrynn Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 I don't know what's funnier, the OP, the people who can't understand satire, or the ones who think it's "too long". I'm having a hard time picking between the last 2. Thats how immersive this game is:) I'm sorry but when you're almost 50 the first few space combat missions are a joke with level 5+ upgrades. Writing a forum post while earning over 100k credits on auto pilot was pretty awesome. When I'm actually playing the game and not just making my daily money, I'm not looking at the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraunKrynn Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 A nice summing up of about 90% of the forums - very nice Thanks you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xianpu Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I don't know what's funnier, the OP, the people who can't understand satire, or the ones who think it's "too long". I actually wonder if these people pick up a book and go "**** WALL OF TEXT TL;DR!!!"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEuZZ Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 The best thing bioware can do is NOT listen to fools like you! other mmo's got destroyed since they started to try do EVERYTHING people wanted, people whine about EVERYTHING, and they changed it, in the end the mmo was like a diffrent mmo, changed so much it basicly was crap!!!! Some changes are good, as long as they don't cave in under all the "kids" demands. This is an awesome game, and last thing they should do is listen to demanding "kids..." Please bioware don't destroy the game by doing what all "other's" want. They do NOT speak for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuw Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I actually wonder if these people pick up a book and go "**** WALL OF TEXT TL;DR!!!"..... people have always done that but it never had a name like tl;dr. before, people would have to go through the trouble of putting forth the effort of uttering a whole phrase like "i didn't read the fine print". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspirium Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 This game is awful. The millions of people playing this game and enjoying themselves are fools. You should listen to me and my opinion on the game that you worked so hard to create because I'm a professional MMO expert and can also predict the future of the gaming industry. SWTOR will go F2P in 2 months once everyone is tired of the voice acting. Most people are hitting spacebar already anyway, opening their easy mode map and hopping from marker to marker playing collect the gear. Seriously you guys couldn't make some new quests? It's all just start from point X go kill or click on N of Ys and then either return to point X or continue on to point Z. Also all of this instancing is terrible because I want to compete with 200 other people for the same quest objective that's on a 30 minute respawn timer. Also, what's with the lack of a LFD tool? I mean seriously. I should be able to click one button and be transported to the dungeon of my choosing with random other strangers. I find it tedious to actually have to talk to people and go to the area that links all of the dungeons together. So dumb. Another thing, your UI. I mean look at it. It's just there. I can't do anything with it at all. It just sits there taking up space. I can't drag things around like I want. Nevermind that I had to download, install and update (with every patch) at least 5 add-ons in other games to get the UI the way I wanted and it took years of trial and error to finally get this right. I want you guys to give me full control right away because it's 2011 and just because other games have had 7+ years worth of development on you, you should be past them already in every single area. I don't care if you've done your market research. I don't care if you've had the biggest and arguably smoothest/successful MMO launch to date. I speak for all the players out there because instead of playing the game that I paid for, I'd rather #occupy these forums and spew forth this hatred I have for you. Server maintenance? You're joking me right? This game should be online and active 24/7 because I'm a paying customer and I pay the right to play when I want. By taking servers offline during what you call 'non-peak' hours are peak gaming hours for me. Who needs to do things like sleep, work, go outside and productive when I could waste away in front of my computer playing a game that I despise because it's just a clone of WoW which is just a clone of EQ which is just a DIKU MUD clone. Oh and you have the nerve to toss out a nerf with the first weekly patch? My word. I've never seen something so idiotic in my entire life. Who cares if slicing was allowing players to have hundreds of thousands if not millions of credits in a much quicker fashion than those without the profession that could've potentially lead to a virtual economic crisis? It was profitable to me and I'm the only one that counts. Have you not figured this out yet? I haven't even mentioned how bad this game looks. I don't care if you're trying to cater to a broad audience with literally infinite variations in hardware/software configurations. You should be catering to me and my wants. I want my eyeballs to explode in graphical awe of your art conquests. Not this filth that you've presented me with. I don't care how many stunning videos of this game I see in 1080p this game looks like crap because I say it does. My uber system can handle more. GIVE ME MOAR. Space combat is another thing. If you're going to give me Star Fox, at least give me all of the controls. I keep waiting for Falco to come out of left field and take out that Destroyer for me, but noooooooooooooooo I have to fire the missles at it myself and then take my free credits, commendations, and xp for playing such an awful mini-game that is designed to give me a break from the grind of questing for my daily profits. I think this enough for now BW. You have been warned. This game will implode soon if you don't just scrap the whole project and start over because this game is a steaming pile of dung because I say it is and I'm a professional MMO expert and I speak for everyone here. you know whats sad in your post ? you are trying to make fun about gamebreaking stuff, that actually kills your beloved game and dont even realise that basically... you're making fun at your inability to grasp reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneiros_IV Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 OP is bioware employee undercover derailing intelligent yet unplesant critique in other threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuw Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 The best thing bioware can do is NOT listen to fools like you! other mmo's got destroyed since they started to try do EVERYTHING people wanted, people whine about EVERYTHING, and they changed it, in the end the mmo was like a diffrent mmo, changed so much it basicly was crap!!!! Some changes are good, as long as they don't cave in under all the "kids" demands. This is an awesome game, and last thing they should do is listen to demanding "kids..." Please bioware don't destroy the game by doing what all "other's" want. They do NOT speak for everyone. "I usually don't read things, but when I do, I read them poorly!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanski Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I'm having a hard time picking between the last 2. I'm sorry but when you're almost 50 the first few space combat missions are a joke with level 5+ upgrades. Writing a forum post while earning over 100k credits on auto pilot was pretty awesome. When I'm actually playing the game and not just making my daily money, I'm not looking at the forums. Seems improbable. You seem more like attention whore then power gamer. Anyway, this isnt thread i was looking for. Ill move along ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuw Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Seems improbable. You seem more like attention whore then power gamer. Anyway, this isnt thread i was looking for. Ill move along ;-) you will later learn to regret that this is in fact the thread you are looking for. This holds almost as much entertainment value as running a flash point and watching some ******** juggernaut roll on my pistol at the end because his "companion needs it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnnaRei Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Great read OP, loved it. There is one thing about all the threads that does make me laugh though, seems like everyone is an expert on what is game breaking. Like they all know so much and are such MMO experts that they can accurately ascertain what is and isn't game breaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zutha Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I agree! 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heppuli Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I don't know if it has been said already, but LFD is coming. They didn't want to put it right away, cause it would allow people to just sit in the fleet and wait for group; less exploring. They also wanted people to communicate with each other, to ask people to join groups. I think it's a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraunKrynn Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 The best thing bioware can do is NOT listen to fools like you! other mmo's got destroyed since they started to try do EVERYTHING people wanted, people whine about EVERYTHING, and they changed it, in the end the mmo was like a diffrent mmo, changed so much it basicly was crap!!!! Some changes are good, as long as they don't cave in under all the "kids" demands. This is an awesome game, and last thing they should do is listen to demanding "kids..." Please bioware don't destroy the game by doing what all "other's" want. They do NOT speak for everyone. I wish you had gotten my post because it went over your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialSun Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I agree! 10/10 Love your sig... Remember reading that thread... Driz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackumDog Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) This game is awful. <SNIP> I think this enough for now BW. You have been warned. This game will implode soon if you don't just scrap the whole project and start over because this game is a steaming pile of dung because I say it is and I'm a professional MMO expert and I speak for everyone here. You're a silly person arn't you. Edited December 28, 2011 by MackumDog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrkLore Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I see what you did there. 10/10 for effort. Ditto. Well done lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialSun Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I don't know if it has been said already, but LFD is coming. They didn't want to put it right away, cause it would allow people to just sit in the fleet and wait for group; less exploring. They also wanted people to communicate with each other, to ask people to join groups. I think it's a good idea. Orly? http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=85656 Driz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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