thereter Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) Tired of seeing sages/sorcs topping the leaderboards? Getting bored with your 25k crit PT dps God? Try new and improved Commando Combat Medic. With exciting new features such as: Being focused because your are a healer.Being focused because you are a Commando.Being focused because you have no good anti-focus abilities.Being focused because you play for the Republic. Not excited by these amazing features? Buy your level 60 insta-token now and we will include MED SHOTTM. For those rare PUG matches where your life is a little too easy, this ability will instantly draw a bright green line of convenience from the person being attacked to you. We guarentee you will be jumped by at least 1 Sith warrior within 2 GCDs or your money back! So try new and improved Commando Combat Medic, and get auto-focused TODAY!!!! (also available in Imperial Merc flavor) Combat Medic is a trademark of Bad Balance Incorporated. The statements made in this post are not endorsed when applied to PvE or other sub-65 content. If you feel that this thread is a lie, disregard and continue living in ignorance. Bad balace incorporated does not support going into ranked. Despite the masochist style of this class dont commit suicide. Please dont flame me. Im soft. Edited November 24, 2015 by thereter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGoldsilver Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Nerf Commandos. Buff mercs. But really, If they gave mercs an ability to build supercharge when Koltoshell heals someone, reduced the cost of Kolto Missile, and reduced the cooldown of Emergency Scan (Oh and nerfed sorcs) I think we would be fine. Or maybe not fine, but it wouldn't be quite as bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fellow-Canadian Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 LOL I love this post! 10/10. It's why I main a commando DPS in PVP right now, because playing a PT or a sage healer makes the game too damn easy and it's boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpmewin Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Being focused coz u are Rage jug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laoi Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 i approve this post XD #nerf mercs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikSunrider Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 You forgot "Cannot be combined with any other offers. See in Hypergate for details" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundorff Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Being focused coz u are Rage jug Most damage dealt on your team: Check Most actual kills on your team: Check Hopefully most damage received on your team: Check So much death that Thanos is jealous: Check Nerf rage juggs and operatives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_celestial Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I play Commando healer and I love your post I have never played a sage/sorc, so I don't know how it is with them, but I regularly take in the most damage in a warzone, even when there is another healer on the team. But commando healer is fun, has some cool abilities (not "strong' ablities like the sage/sorc). I mean, who doesn't like pushing people off the bridge with concussion charge I wish they'd nerf the sage/sorc. A lot of people on this board are crying about healing being OP, but I can assure you that mando healer is NOT OP. Of course, our situation is improved when there's a tank (as it should be), but that is another issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm-Cutter Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) I play commando heals, and it can be really tough, brutal and thankless at times. - OTOH laughing in the face of the enemy when we win feels so much sweeter than Sorc heals, Scoundrel heals, Snipers or Jugg tank, which are my other main PvP chars. Maybe we should add: Additional bonus: "Dress up in a skirt and pretend you're a sage." Funny post OP - liked it. - Especially the "green please-kill-me-now ray of impending death." or "Little helicopters of imperiling doom." Included in this set: Whiny little trauma probes NOT included in this set: God Bubble, Phase walk, flash grenade, force speed, another Mando heals....etc. Edited November 24, 2015 by Storm-Cutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlrikFassbauer Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Maybe we should add: Additional bonus: "Dress up in a skirt and pretend you're a sage." I've seen PTs dressed as Gunslingers and similar things ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truchaos Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Being focused coz u are Rage jug As a rage jug it is your imperative to utterly ignore your own mortality, find the largest grouping of red that you can on the battle field, and leap headlong into said group in utter disregard of any line of sight issues this might cause to your healer and/or your health (or lack there of at the time). It is also a class requirement that the concept of 'objectives' only relates to aforementioned leaping into the largest group of red and thrashing about wildly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xX-Archangel-Xx Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) I've seen PTs dressed as Gunslingers and similar things ... True sw fans And i can say is LEia fault, ep 6 slave outfit too sexy to not copycat Edited November 24, 2015 by xX-Archangel-Xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xX-Archangel-Xx Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Tired of seeing sages/sorcs topping the leaderboards? Getting bored with your 25k crit PT dps God? Try new and improved Commando Combat Medic. With exciting new features such as: Being focused because your are a healer.Being focused because you are a Commando.Being focused because you have no good anti-focus abilities.Being focused because you play for the Republic. Not excited by these amazing features? Buy your level 60 insta-token now and we will include MED SHOTTM. For those rare PUG matches where your life is a little too easy, this ability will instantly draw a bright green line of convenience from the person being attacked to you. We guarentee you will be jumped by at least 1 Sith warrior within 2 GCDs or your money back! So try new and improved Commando Combat Medic, and get auto-focused TODAY!!!! (also available in Imperial Merc flavor) Combat Medic is a trademark of Bad Balance Incorporated. The statements made in this post are not endorsed when applied to PvE or other sub-65 content. If you feel that this thread is a lie, disregard and continue living in ignorance. Bad balace incorporated does not support going into ranked. Despite the masochist style of this class dont commit suicide. Please dont flame me. Im soft. Commandos are op cuz cannon, nerf commandos and give them a knife, then, nerf the knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpmewin Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) As a rage jug it is your imperative to utterly ignore your own mortality, find the largest grouping of red that you can on the battle field, and leap headlong into said group in utter disregard of any line of sight issues this might cause to your healer and/or your health (or lack there of at the time). It is also a class requirement that the concept of 'objectives' only relates to aforementioned leaping into the largest group of red and thrashing about wildly. I'm very apriciated of your comment, especially when u didn't play this match and never saw what i'm doing there. Next time i will try to "farm" objective points when i'm trying to reach the point under focus by 2-4 burst specs. Cheers and thx for l2p comment. Edited November 24, 2015 by helpmewin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpmewin Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) Commandos are op cuz cannon, nerf commandos and give them a knife, then, nerf the knife U don't know ur own mortality u should stay in LOS 99% of time. Or i've got better idea just don't q, play PvE mercs OP in PvE. Don't thanks me. Edited November 24, 2015 by helpmewin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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