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What Sith ritual should I perform to summon forth the 3.0 Patch Notes?


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Dreadful Ptach note

Requires Biochem (450)

 

Use: Adds a stack of Dreadful Resurgence to Pariahloki.

 

This vial of protoplasm was collected from Pariahloki. It contains a portion of the corrupted power he accumulated before being defeated

 

you will need this vial to perform the dark Sith ritual to summon the secret Ptach note..3.0 dps needed to defeat it

Edited by Lt-Snake
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From the holocron of Lord Tait:

 

Ptach!

Information without mtach!

Let us open the ltach!

Open up the htach!

Send us a disptach!

Whip up a fresh btach!

An itch we must scrtach!

Throw and we shall ctach!

Cover our huts with thtach!

WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO

PTACH! PTACH! PTACH!

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C:\swtor\swtor\retailclient\alpha.beta.command /UpTait-required

 

* presses Enter *

 

are you sure you want to proceed? yes / no

 

* presses y *

 

* patch notes come pouring into a newly created folder *

 

C:\swtor\swtor\retailclient\soon™

 

* UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS. SYSTEM PURGE. SYSTEM PURGE. *

 

Curses! :mad:

Edited by Darth_Wicked
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  • Corrected a issue where mercenaries expected buffs anytime soon
  • Fixed a bug where some players expected new companion story arcs
  • Increased crying about class balance
  • Fixed some lights on the republic fleet
  • Fixed a bug where group ranked was part of Star Wars: The Old Republic
  • Added uglier gear sets
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Jest aside, I believe that may NOT be the case this time.

 

What's particularly funny is that the initial end game gear sets were ALL deemed hideously ugly until Bioware removed them from the game...then the clamoring for them to return began and now the cartel versions are quite expensive on the GTN. :D

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  • Corrected a issue where mercenaries expected buffs anytime soon
  • Fixed a bug where some players expected new companion story arcs
  • Increased crying about class balance
  • Fixed some lights on the republic fleet
  • Fixed a bug where group ranked was part of Star Wars: The Old Republic
  • Added one uglier gear set in several color combinations and gave it 5 different names

 

Fixed :rak_03:

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  • Corrected a issue where mercenaries expected buffs anytime soon
  • Fixed a bug where some players expected new companion story arcs
  • Increased crying about class balance
  • Fixed some lights on the republic fleet
  • Fixed a bug where group ranked was part of Star Wars: The Old Republic
  • Added uglier gear sets

 

Ironically I think this is the most accurate prediction of 3.0 I have seen so far..

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