chuixupu Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Bathrooms in the SW universe are called "refresher stations". The're mentioned in a lot of books and so forth. My favorite line from Kaliyo in this game was "The only time I kneel is to puke in the refresher". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeweledleah Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Shephard had a toilet in his quarters. I don't think the rest of the crew had one. So, i am guessing there would be a huge line in front of his room in the morning. actually - in second, one of the hilarious things to do was to go to opposite gender bathroom and then have EDi correct you. and in a third game, they locked it, leaving only same gender one open tries to resist making 3 shells joke, that most will not get, and then I'll feel super old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlbaratta Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 It'd be funny if Quizen's companion quest started with opening up the door on him while he's reading the news paper. And the consular being all 'Woops Sorry!' and shuts the door. The Q starts talking about whatever his mission is in his burpy voice while he's tearing up the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorstram Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I think you just go on the floor, and C2 cleans up after you. That's why he's always flooding the ship with Alderaanian Nector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunafox Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I like to think they're behind one of the 'closed' doors on the ship. That said, my SW wants an ensuite bathroom. Sharing sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shastblu Posted October 11, 2013 Author Share Posted October 11, 2013 I like to think they're behind one of the 'closed' doors on the ship. That said, my SW wants an ensuite bathroom. Sharing sucks. The SW should have a ****** custom 'refresher'. Black porcelain toilet and bathtub, towels with "Peace is a lie" stitched into them, 'Just for Sith' hair coloring in the toiletries(because the Dark Side ages you quickly), and a hanging rack for your armor with a Sith Emperor Bobblehead attached to the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedusz Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 (edited) The Bounty Hunter's droppings are stashed in a special compartment of his armor.He doesn't need to go the bathroom ever.He replaces this compartment from time to time,otherwise he will suffocate in his own filth. The Force users use the force to pulverize the bowel movements when they reach the exit,on molecular level,so they never actually have to go to the bathroom.Those that don't have the Force Affinity for this Dark Side spell,use the lightsaber. They crunch down in their quarters and release a dropping on their turned on lightsaber on the ground.The dropping proceeds to disappear on contact leaving behind only smell and a little fog. The Agent ,the smuggler and all companions use the Escape pod for a toilet.When the smell and the filth is too numerous to even step foot inside,they eject the escape pod.After that they replace it.The replacement happens during server maintenance. All this is a bit creepy but it's the objective truth. Edited October 11, 2013 by Kaedusz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shastblu Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 The Bounty Hunter's droppings are stashed in a special compartment of his armor.He doesn't need to go the bathroom ever.He replaces this compartment from time to time,otherwise he will suffocate in his own filth. The Force users use the force to pulverize the bowel movements when they reach the exit,on molecular level,so they never actually have to go to the bathroom.Those that don't have the Force Affinity for this Dark Side spell,use the lightsaber. They crunch down in their quarters and release a dropping on their turned on lightsaber on the ground.The dropping proceeds to disappear on contact leaving behind only smell and a little fog. The Agent ,the smuggler and all companions use the Escape pod for a toilet.When the smell and the filth is too numerous to even step foot inside,they eject the escape pod.After that they replace it.The replacement happens during server maintenance. All this is a bit creepy but it's the objective truth. That lightsaber idea is probably the best one I've heard. Just hope the Jedi don't lose their balance while crouching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrmius Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Also note...the Jedi's ship has no crew quarters. This really bugs me, I even reported it in Beta, no retrofit program was ever approved by the Republic Senate apparently.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalkingDinosaur Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 What do you think the airlock is for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shastblu Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 What do you think the airlock is for? I don't need my intestines sucked out WITH my poop. I'm a bounty hunter, so I don't have the Force to keep them in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DakotaDoc Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Peace is a lie, there is only digestion. Through digestion, I gain gases. Through gases, I gain bellyache. Through bellyache, I gain an urgency. Through urgency, my chains are broken. The Fart shall free me. Yes, this is the original Sith code or Taco Bell patrons (not sure), until it was modified. tooo funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shastblu Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 Yes, this is the original Sith code or Taco Bell patrons (not sure), until it was modified. tooo funny. Run for the Outer Rim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunafox Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 The SW should have a ****** custom 'refresher'. Black porcelain toilet and bathtub, towels with "Peace is a lie" stitched into them, 'Just for Sith' hair coloring in the toiletries(because the Dark Side ages you quickly), and a hanging rack for your armor with a Sith Emperor Bobblehead attached to the top. You won't get any argument from me. I'd love to see a bathroom on the ship for my SWs. I like the décor you suggested too. I could do without the bobblehead though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shastblu Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 You won't get any argument from me. I'd love to see a bathroom on the ship for my SWs. I like the décor you suggested too. I could do without the bobblehead though. Alright, let's see...the armor rack could be...a lightsaber replica? With a red fluorescent light(that never gets hot because, hey, it's the future)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicKat Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I can't believe that someone hasn't made a "Captain's log..." joke yet. I would, but I am far too classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SitHamster Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Sith and Jedi probably never get constipated. They can always Force Push things along. Force Flush you mean? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuixupu Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I can't believe that someone hasn't made a "Captain's log..." joke yet. I would, but I am far too classy. That's more common for a Star Trek joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunafox Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Alright, let's see...the armor rack could be...a lightsaber replica? With a red fluorescent light(that never gets hot because, hey, it's the future)? He he, anything is possible in the future I suppose it takes the force to make it hot...and if I'm not trying to kill someone with it, it would make a fine armor rack, light fixture or cloak stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedusz Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 (edited) Just hope the Jedi don't lose their balance while crouching. Why?You think they may accidentally fall down and cut off chuck of their as$? ahahahah:rak_grin: Edited October 12, 2013 by Kaedusz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexDougherty Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Same with most of the ships actually, would be nice to include them somewhere to make it more realistic. Would be handy for the RP server as well. Actually most do have crew quarters, The Smugglers ship has beds spread all around, The Sith Ship has several beds opposite the storage, The Trooper Ship has numerous bunks spread all over. The Agents ship has a few beds too, but Doc would have to sleep in the med bay. But the Bounty Hunter ship has only one Bed, and the Jedi ship only has two beds, not sure were the crew is supposed to sleep on those two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shastblu Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 Actually most do have crew quarters, The Smugglers ship has beds spread all around, The Sith Ship has several beds opposite the storage, The Trooper Ship has numerous bunks spread all over. The Agents ship has a few beds too, but Doc would have to sleep in the med bay. But the Bounty Hunter ship has only one Bed, and the Jedi ship only has two beds, not sure were the crew is supposed to sleep on those two. The funny thing is, the BH's bed gets taken by GAULT, iirc. True to character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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