BacaWicket Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Granted, but you get a BSoD upon opening the program, and are unable to use your computer ever again. I wish Boba Fett took over the Death Star and blew up Tatooine after the events of RotJ. granted but he also blew up coruscant:( I wish that the centerpoint station could appear in SWTOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 granted but he also blew up coruscant:( I wish that the centerpoint station could appear in SWTOR Granted, but it only appears as the size of a pixel, visible if you tilt your head JUST so when staring out the Fleet window during a graphics error. The REPUBLIC Fleet. I wish I had a decent-looking headpiece for my Jedi Knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it only appears as the size of a pixel, visible if you tilt your head JUST so when staring out the Fleet window during a graphics error. The REPUBLIC Fleet. I wish I had a decent-looking headpiece for my Jedi Knight. Granted, unfortunately they used the same fashion designer as the pope does, so it looks decent when pope wears it. I wish our sun was blue instead of yellow (as it apparently is yellow). Edited October 21, 2013 by turjake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Granted, unfortunately they used the same fashion designer as the pope does, so it looks decent when pope wears it. I wish our sun was blue instead of yellow (as it apparently is yellow). Granted, but the radiation it unleashes makes the Walking Dead reality. I wish I could alter reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted, but the radiation it unleashes makes the Walking Dead reality. I wish I could alter reality. granted but you accidentaly alter reality in which you were never born creating a time paradox I wish i could freeze time and resume time on my command Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 granted but you accidentaly alter reality in which you were never born creating a time paradox I wish i could freeze time and resume time on my command Granted, but you are struck by lightning just as you stop time. This causes you to be frozen alone in time forever, constantly being electrocuted by the bolt. I wish I could shoot lava from my hands (and not get burned) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorstram Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you are struck by lightning just as you stop time. This causes you to be frozen alone in time forever, constantly being electrocuted by the bolt. I wish I could shoot lava from my hands (and not get burned) Granted, but your lava burns others, so you're reclassifed as a shield volcano and relocated to the middle of the Pacific, so you have to shoot lava out of your hands for a few thousand years to make a home for yourself. I wish I had 40 fingers so I could type faster. Edited October 23, 2013 by gorstram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daknel Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, but your lava burns others, so you're reclassifed as a shield volcano and relocated to the middle of the Pacific, so you have to shoot lava out of your hands for a few thousand years to make a home for yourself. I wish I had 40 fingers so I could type faster. Granted, but the fingers have no bones in them so they are pretty much useless. I wish my dog would stop looking at me everytime I start to masterbate Edited October 23, 2013 by Daknel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorstram Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Granted, but the fingers have no bones in them so they are pretty much useless. I wish my dog would stop looking at me everytime I start to masterbate Granted; however, since the dog stops staring at you, it becomes apathetic towards you and decides that maybe someone else should be its friend. One who will pay more attention to it, than it's own weenis, so it leaves, hobo stick and bundle over its shoulder, on its way to the big city to find a new friend. I wish I had an electric car that only needs to be charged once per month regardless of how much I drive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmenQ Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) I wish I had an electric car that only needs to be charged once per month regardless of how much I drive it. Granted, but it takes 27 days to reach full charge. I wish that food replicators from Star Trek were a reality. Edited October 23, 2013 by OmenQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorstram Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it takes 27 days to reach full charge. I wish that food replicators from Star Trek were a reality. Granted, but the replicators only make chipped meat products i.e. spam, deviled ham, chipped beef, etc. (Enjoy your gout). I wish I were an 80's icon. Edited October 23, 2013 by gorstram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Granted, but the replicators only make chipped meat products i.e. spam, deviled ham, chipped beef, etc. (Enjoy your gout). I wish I were an 80's icon. granted but instead of looking cool everyone sees you as outdated and you have no friends I wish that I could travel at the speed of light and experience time dilation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 granted but instead of looking cool everyone sees you as outdated and you have no friends I wish that I could travel at the speed of light and experience time dilation Granted, but it becomes impossible to slow down, causing you to die of old age in 30 seconds of isolation. I wish Batman: Arkham Origins didn't corrupt itself on my computer yesterday..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Granted, but it becomes impossible to slow down, causing you to die of old age in 30 seconds of isolation. I wish Batman: Arkham Origins didn't corrupt itself on my computer yesterday..... granted you get a letter from Bioware saying that if you play arkham origins that they will give you the permaban I wish that I had minecraft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 granted you get a letter from Bioware saying that if you play arkham origins that they will give you the permaban I wish that I had minecraft Granted. The Ender Dragon comes through into SWTOR and becomes the unstoppable boss that oneshots everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Granted. The Ender Dragon comes through into SWTOR and becomes the unstoppable boss that oneshots everything. Granted you forgot to wish I wish that you stopped forgetting to wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Granted you forgot to wish I wish that you stopped forgetting to wish nobody has wished in over a week I wish that I lived in a mansion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 nobody has wished in over a week I wish that I lived in a mansion Granted: Baras eats you. I wish it was December. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Granted: Baras eats you. I wish it was December. Granted. After visiting the local shopping mall and listening Jingle Bells and other seasonal music for a few hours you will wish it was january. I wish I had really working (all frequencys) anti-noise earplugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frizzlecrank Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Granted. After visiting the local shopping mall and listening Jingle Bells and other seasonal music for a few hours you will wish it was january. I wish I had really working (all frequencys) anti-noise earplugs. Granted. You don't hear when the Moon precipitates on Earth & kills you. I wish Total War-like turn-based games had instant turns for AIs. It's boring to wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted. You don't hear when the Moon precipitates on Earth & kills you. I wish Total War-like turn-based games had instant turns for AIs. It's boring to wait! Granted, but each turn causes your system to bluescreen. I wish the Dallas Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, but each turn causes your system to bluescreen. I wish the Dallas Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this season. Granted. Afterwards, having achieved their dream, the whole team moves to London and starts to play cricket professionally. I wish a non-british person (like me) could understand the rules of cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 (edited) Granted. Afterwards, having achieved their dream, the whole team moves to London and starts to play cricket professionally. I wish a non-british person (like me) could understand the rules of cricket. Granted. You are now completely disgusted with it, as Douglas Adams' description of it in Life, the Universe, and Everything is actually true. I wish you had actually read Life, the Universe, and Everything so that you knew the reference. Edited November 12, 2013 by Xakthul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Granted. You are now completely disgusted with it, as Douglas Adams' description of it in Life, the Universe, and Everything is actually true. I wish you had actually read Life, the Universe, and Everything so that you knew the reference. granted now whenever I use it correctly, you break a bone I wish i had a portal gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Victus Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 granted now whenever I use it correctly, you break a bone I wish i had a portal gun Granted, however you can only open one portal. Trapping you in limbo. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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