LG_XxLegacyxX Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Ki Sazen When I heard an assassin was coming, I thought he'd be smart enough to keep his distance. Me: When I heard of a renegade Jedi I expected someone older than a 12 year old. Or mostly sounded like that can't remember exactly lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stib_ Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 It was not exactly funny, but very interesting, when my Sith pureblood Inquisitor was in the foundry, and hears of the robots, that are programmed to kill every living thing, that has Sith genes, and my Inquisitor answered, that how lucky it is, that his species has no Sith blood in it... I got thinking...if a Sith pureblood has no Sith blood in him...then WHAT THE F#*?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawelc Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 In the agent storyline, I think it was on quesh, you pistol whip someone and say "Moderate Your Tone" dont know why it tickled me so much but I did LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickdoff-Tank Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 On my BH, right after you see the announcement from the Supreme Chancelor that there is now a 10,000,000 credit bounty on your head, my BH turns to Mako and says "Mom would be proud." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrusherKing Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) Ship droid: "Master i have prepared the last escape pod for your sole use i of course will go down with the ship." Always makes me laugh Edited August 31, 2012 by CrusherKing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaxsonW Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 My inquisitor said get me a robe made of gold... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthOvertone Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Agent: "I'll be covered in blood, from head to toe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count_Mario Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Inquisitor (on Voss): With great power comes a lot of nagging, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpeplins Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Somewhere towards the end of the Gault companion story line for BH he's talking about his old flame/partner. Gault describes her as rich, good looking, sharp, conniving. If you have romanced Mako and select the appropriate choice, you say "Is she single?" to Gault, and off-screen you hear Mako say: "I heard that!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master_endymion Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 To Rycus Kilran, Taral V "I've survived worse. Seeing your face for starters." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faulkal Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 My favorite was my BH when a jedi tried to force persuade me to drop my weapon. Choice was 'I can wave my hand too" BH *waves hand in front of Jedi* "You will realize what a complete idiot you are" I think that's boarding party or foundry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozzeramus Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 I have to say it would have to be the first Imperial Quest on Alderaan. You know you attach a slave collar to a rebelling noble and march him to Lord Thul? When he bad mouths you? My Imperial Agent: "You really are an Idiot.: (shocks him)" Another was on Coreillia with that Jedi Master who claimed he could never be defeated. Imperial Agent: "Well, we all might as well give up and join the Republic!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gokkus Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 BH: "What do you expect me to do, go undercover as a cleaning droid?" NPC: "Naw, nothing like that...although....naw, never mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleDaddy Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 The first time Guss Tuno healed my smuggler while yelling "WHEEE!", I nearly spit my beverage out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evensong Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Something Gault said at scene with dying Mandalorian: Must be a real burden... having faith in people. All this emotion is making me thirsty. Come on, lets find a place with shiny lights and an open bar. Here is a conversation on video: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Agent: "aaww you're not going to cry are you?" In the biggest troll tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarjarloves Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Imperial Agent quest line on Alderan The guy you are sent to kill says "I'll show you how to die" found it 6:15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauljc Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 My Sith Inquisitor to some Imperial commander on Tatooine moaning about his problems: "I'm quite certain I didn't say 'please, expendable worm, tell me about your life'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatarearth Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 My smuggler and risha. Risha:.....the contact hates me so one of the conditions of the deal is she doesn't have to see me. Smuggler:*voice dripping sarcasm* someone hates you risha? But your soooo likeable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthDymond Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 My smuggler and risha. Risha:.....the contact hates me so one of the conditions of the deal is she doesn't have to see me. Smuggler:*voice dripping sarcasm* someone hates you risha? But your soooo likeable... Wow, how'd you dig up this 18 month old thread? It is a good one though. Personally I'll always have a fond place in my heart for my Warrior's "What, you don't eat what you kill?" (and actually the whole exchange surrounding it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVitrial Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 When my Inquisitor informed a certain being that "The voices in my head say not to trust you, and I am inclined to agree." Made funnier by the fact that he was being totally serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midianlord Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 S'Inq (male PC): Some NPC --can't remember where/when, but it's in the early-game-- asks you something to the effect of, "What, are all Sith insane?" and your guy just deadpans so perfectly: "If you think that's bad, you should see my other personality." (I think it part of the storyline on Nar Shadaa?) Lolololol, the perfectly conversational/normal tone just had me grinning stupidly for like, 10 minutes IRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelinCarnate Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) After Gus finds out how evil Rogan The Butcher is my smugger comes back with..... You did know they don't call him "Rogan The Cuddly Defender of Orphaned Jedi" right? Edited March 26, 2014 by HelinCarnate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardarell_Solo Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 *bleepbloopwhurlyburly* (guess who :-)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilsonstone Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Vette: "If I die, I'm going to haunt you." Corso: "I've had ENOUGH!"...which is only funny in this context. During the final companion mission with him a bug made him run outta the room we were being ambushed in leaving me to be slaughtered by the npc foes. I was ticked at first, but then in retrospect it made me laugh.) Guss. "I'm a mean Jedi!" "I healed you with Jedi Power!" "Where am I supposed to go?" (when he is dismissed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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