Newyankalt Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 " I surrender here take my lightsaber it won't bite" selthioan walks up and gets stabbed I love that scene. But for favorite line the bounty hunter "you will realize how much of a complete idiot you are" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaintSticks Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 After seeing this, , anything my imp says cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicityGarden Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Darth Baras: I CAN'T BREAK HIM!!! Sith Warrior: Nice lungs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadynut Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Not exactly from my character, but hands-down my favorite line from the game: Sith Warrior: "I feel your anger, master." Darth Baras: "A BLIND, DEAF, COMATOSE, LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD FEEL...MY ANGER!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voranis Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Gosh I can't remember the specifics ..... Was one of my republic toons, I'm thinking knight or trooper .. One of the early planets there's a mission involving mines and refugees, the troops are betting on how far the refugees can make it etc. When turning in/informing the IA guy he says something along the lines of ... "I shut that down months ago" --my toons response was "Nope, refugees exploding everywhere." Laughed my butt off, just the way the convo went and the way he said it was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordArtemis Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 "I can smell your fear" as a Sith. Seemed to me to be a pretty comic thing for a Sith to say. Probably should have been "I can sense your fear" but maybe there was a typo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackridah Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 "This will be like terrorizing children." and "I wanted to see what kind of pattern his blood would make," when asked why I killed someone. Both from Sith Inquisitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cakellene Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Gosh I can't remember the specifics ..... Was one of my republic toons, I'm thinking knight or trooper .. One of the early planets there's a mission involving mines and refugees, the troops are betting on how far the refugees can make it etc. When turning in/informing the IA guy he says something along the lines of ... "I shut that down months ago" --my toons response was "Nope, refugees exploding everywhere." Laughed my butt off, just the way the convo went and the way he said it was great. That's Ord Mantell, so either trooper or smuggler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti_Bodies Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 "Khem... eat him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voranis Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Had to be my trooper then. It was one of those 'you had to hear it' responses, looses a bit in the telling. The other day on Taris I got blindsided..... Had inven screens open, was doing 'something' when I heard something about a helmet.. Wait...what? Why would a rakghoul .... so I scrolled up chat and turns out it was Kaliyo ... She busts out with "Reporting in, sir. Rakghoul stole my helmet, sir, scared me white!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubernetic Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 My favorite bit that I usually try to repeat every time comes in the Esseles run. Once you're done, and you're talking to the captain, you have an option as a trooper, at least, to say "Now let's talk about compensation." Then the very next choice for a response is "I don't need a reward." For some reason, the shift between those amuses me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalfenix Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Everytime my Sorcerer says: "Yawn" I can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalabakk Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 The one that cracked me up was with a very new character on Tython. I was playing a Dark Jedi and had to use my personal holocom for something. The guy wanted me to go do some mission, because, as always, nobody else was available and I was the only one would could help. I picked some snarky reply, and my character echoed my thoughts by saying, "Because apparently I'm the only competent warrior on the entire planet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugem Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 When saying your going to go to the works or something the character your talking to say you wont last 5 minutes down there to which Corso relies "I don't know, we are pretty good. I bet we last 10!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsell Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 The first target in the BH story (paraphrased) Him: I'm the galaxy's greatest quick-draw artist! Me: Really? *shoots him in the leg* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsKNives Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 (edited) I was on Hoth with my Jedi Knight, and some NPC was warning me that some enemies were so awesome they were hunting wampas for sport. "I'll remember that next time I'm a wampa." Edited August 30, 2012 by MillionsKNives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolunart Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 The first target in the BH story (paraphrased) Him: I'm the galaxy's greatest quick-draw artist! Me: Really? *shoots him in the leg* I like the pause where they stare at each other like two gunfighters in the Old West movies, then BH says "Prove it." Zap. And then he calls you a "cheater." I said to myself, "you're an outlaw on the run confronted by an Imperial-aligned Bounty Hunter and you expect a fair fight?" ROTFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackavaar Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Female Inquisitor > Black Talon > Line: "Time to go a' killing." Really, it's just the way she said it. She didn't sound like she was comfortable saying it. It was like a Brit trying to do a Texas accent. It so made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolunart Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 That's Ord Mantell, so either trooper or smuggler. The guy you speak to is the ethics officer who, of course, is found in the back room of the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazCats Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 While questing on Alderaan on the Imperial side, some NPC (sorry I can't remember where) said something along the lines of "I'd prefer Alderaan was blown to space dust before we bow down to the Empire." I lol’d as I thought, careful what you wish for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelinCarnate Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Wish I could help, but I'm busy dying for a worthless cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LG_XxLegacyxX Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I believe it went like this (Mostly accurate) Taris greeting officer (EMPIRE) "Greetings sir, I have a shuddle ready for your flight to the surface. Sith lord *whats his name* is awaiting you at the outpost." My Operative, Hemrick: "Get out of my way you incompetent fool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cakellene Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 The guy you speak to is the ethics officer who, of course, is found in the back room of the bar. And complains about having to be the moral compass for unit when you tell him it's his job to care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheezfriend Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Wish I could help, but I'm busy dying for a worthless cause. Haha! this too is my favourite and I recorded it too on my Fat Mara xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG_NJX5EVcg&list=UUkoASfbF_IQovUTxH2uDkzA&index=3&feature=plcp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazielHex Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 everytime my sorcerer says: "yawn" i can't stop laughing. yaaawww-awwwwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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