Mirdthestrill Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Alter any Star Wars quote so that in the event of it happening, a radically different Star Wars would play out. Examples: C-3PO: "Where could they be? What, R2? The comlink? Oh, I didn't think of that. I left it in the Millennium Falcon." Palpatine: "I will not tell you the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise." Lando: "I thought you were blind!" Han: "Oh yeah.*puts away blaster* Come on Chewie, let's go." You're probably a lot better at this than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarjarloves Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Star Destroyer Gunner "no life signs aboard, well fire away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Luke hanging from Cloud City- "Leia! Hear me!" Leia in the Falcon- "Luke. He's a Jedi, he can take care of himself. Punch it Lando!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Ben Kenobi- "These aren't the droids you're looking for." Stormtrooper- "Yes they are. Bring them in!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maaruin Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Akbar: "We saw it, all units prepare for retreat!" Lando: "Agreed. All fighters, prepare for retreat!" We'll, that wouldn't have actually ended it, I guess. It would have delayed the ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximand Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 George Lucas: "Hey guys! I got a great idea!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Qui-Gon Jinn aboard the Trade Federation cruiser.- "Huh? Oh. The air turned green. Eh. Nothing special." Watto- "No pod is worth two slaves! Not by a long shot!" Gui-Gon- "The mother then. A guy has to blow off steam some how." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 George Lucas: "Hey guys! I got a great idea!" /thread *fistbump* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximand Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 /thread *fistbump* I thought you'd enjoy that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisernick Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 (edited) Tarkin:where is the rebal base? Liea: ok its on Yavin Jawa:you buy droids? Owen:no Thanks, not today Edited July 7, 2012 by Kaisernick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malrus Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 *palpatine tells Anakin to kill Dooku* Dooku: Palpatine is the Sith Lord behind the separatists. *Qui-Gon Jinn in front of the Jedi council* Qui-Gon: Let me train the boy Jedi council: No......and don't ask again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimunga Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 This: Uncle Own Ruins Star Wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 darth vader "luke i am your father, and your grounded Mr! go to your room" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Fal- Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Leia: I'm pregnant. Luke: It's mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Darth Vader: "Son, I'm tired of ruling the galaxy. Way too many headaches. Let's go have a beer and discuss taking down the Emperor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Qui-Gonn: Republic Credits will do fine. Watto: Republic Credits will do fine. *Hands over hyperdrive*. *Ship takes off during the Podrace* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 (edited) When Obi-Wan notices Padme is prego... Anakin mans up: "I'm the babydaddy, bro. Padme and I have been married for nearly 3 years now." Edited July 7, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lectro Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Han Cuts open Tauntaun and gets inside to keep himself warm...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBandeth Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Emperor: With each passing moment you make yourself MORE my servant. Luke: Well, we can't have that. *stabs himself* Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 *Obi-Wan and Yoda talk about defeating Anakin and Palpatine Obi-Wan- "Send me to destroy the Emperor. I will not fight Anakin." Yoda- "Okay. Fight them both you must. Too old am I to fight the Sith." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellbirdIV Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Republic Cruiser Captain: "With all due respect, the ambassadors of the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately." Nute Gunray: "Request denied, zhis blockaad ees strictly Trade Federation territoreh. You must show zhta you haff approval from zhe Seenate!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Anakin finds out Palpatine is Darth Sidious Anakin- "You're the Sith Lord!? I'll kill you!" Decapitates Palpatine Padme tells Anakin she's pregnant Padme- "Anakin, I'm pregnant." Anakin- "What? Get an abortion. If the Council finds out you're pregnant I'll be expelled!." Padme- "You're right. I'll go to the hospital right away!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Eminok Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 "Use the force, Luke." "Why? I'm sure I can shoot it." *fires proton torpedoes and misses* *Death Star fires on Yavin IV* That probably wouldn't have ended it... but will have changed it... a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatVVB Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Dead Star Officer: "The rebel base is on the moon on the other side of the planet. We will be in firing range in 30 minutes." Tarkin: "I say we are in range now, fire." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Obi-Wan: "You must learn the ways of the Force, and come with me to Alderaan." Luke: "Nah, I'm good. Thanks." *Luke then goes back home, starts to rebuild the farm, and a returning patrol of Stormtroopers kills him*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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