Anomily Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Are Jedi's allowed to have sex if they have no emotional attatchment? For recreation... like Racketball or something. what are your thoughts? And George Lucas if you read this what are your thoughts I'd like to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruxxor Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Generally, it is looked down upon. There are some vague references that Jedi of the old Jedi Order were allowed to have polygamous relationships--meaning relations with multiple partners--to dissuade feelings of attachment. Marriage was definitely forbidden by the old Order, except in special cases, such as Ki-Adi-Mundi. In the New Jedi Order, it is assumed that it was allowed, as many Jedi had children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomily Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 Then I think Bioware need to make a new game that is in the star wars future instead of its past. I'd like to believe they would be upto it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Then I think Bioware need to make a new game that is in the star wars future instead of its past. I'd like to believe they would be upto it. Or in other words, you want to run around as some kind of Jedi ****, right? By the way, plural of Jedi is still Jedi, not Jedis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomily Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 I'm not sure what **** actually said... but the answer is probably no!! Its just a question I thought might be fun.I mean the "Jedi" work hard they should be allowed to play hard too. I mean they save the galaxy time and time again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I'm not sure what **** actually said... but the answer is probably no!! Its just a question I thought might be fun.I mean the "Jedi" work hard they should be allowed to play hard too. I mean they save the galaxy time and time again. Well, it began with S, ended in T, and had 2 more letter in between which I'll leave to your imagination... And in a thread talking about Jedi and sex, I'm not sure I want to think about Luke or Obi Wan 'playing hard' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomily Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 Damn imp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malles Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I could totally see young Obi-Wan being a pimp. "Wanna come outside and conduct some Jedi business with me?" New topic: Jedi pick up lines. Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomily Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 I could totally see young Obi-Wan being a pimp. "Wanna come outside and conduct some Jedi business with me?" New topic: Jedi pick up lines. Go![/QU Someone with humour... thats a good sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Jedi pick up lines... Let's see. "You will sleep with me" *waves hand* (+100 DS Points, lol) "Would you like to see my lightsaber? It has a shiny red end." (or blue end, or green end, depending on local temperature or gangrene). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomily Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 Jedi pick up lines... Let's see. "You will sleep with me" *waves hand* (+100 DS Points, lol) "Would you like to see my lightsaber? It has a shiny red end." (or blue end, or green end, depending on local temperature or gangrene). hahaha I almost pissed myself.. ahh if only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 hahaha I almost pissed myself.. ahh if only If only you pissed yourself??? There's another one, not for a pick up line, but to get to the bar quicker... "You will need the toilet...NOW!!!" *waves hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Ooooh, Jedi Pick up lines.... "You know, EVERYTHING is better with the Force." "Hey, gorgeous. Wanna see what's under these robes?" "Why yes that IS my lightsaber. It's also the same size." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) "Why yes that IS my lightsaber. It's also the same size." Nice "May my force be in you." "You could make a Jedi crave excitement and adventure" "I can see the future through the Force.. and right now I see me, you, a bottle of Alderani Wine, and a repulsor couch." "Hey baby, wanna go violate the Jedi Code?" "Hey baby, wanna create a disturbance in the Force?" "Size matters not" Edited May 23, 2012 by dazednconfuzed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 "Size matters not" It worked for Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatVVB Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Pick-up lines! Woo! "Hey babe, wanna activate my lightsaber?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalterien Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 roflmao Best thread to randomly walk into this morning ... er.. afternoon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxetius Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Have you seen the movies? There's no penetration in the SW universe except via lightsaber. [and even those are .5 second shots quickly cut like a snuff film] Sex as we know it doesn't happen. Padme got pregnent via spores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeC Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Have you seen the movies? There's no penetration in the SW universe except via lightsaber. [and even those are .5 second shots quickly cut like a snuff film] Sex as we know it doesn't happen. Padme got pregnent via spores. roflmao! yes this is a different universe. the humans here could reproduce by spouting bad dialog or via tongues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malles Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 "The Force is a part of us! It surrounds us, and penetrates us. Mmmmm...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) Hey, honey. Want me to explore your Dark Side? Hey, Satele. I bet you could teach me better than any other lady here. Edited May 23, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateKrucible Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 'hey there ... fancy a Jedi night?' Actually, I think they just stayed in the temple and had a 'han solo'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velaran Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Okay, very relevant question here: Could a Jedi use the Force to have sex with someone? And if so, is it technically cheating if you're in a relationship while you do it? +150 Internet points if you get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 My friend came up with this pick up line when I told him about swtor [flirt]s... "are you a sith, because I sense a disturbance from your force..." Of course I added a little extra to it: "are you a Sith, because I sense a disturbance from your force... And my pants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Best pick-up line a Jedi could use: I'm Kyle Katarn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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