Bpotux Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 To a random Marauder: "When devs are done with you, you're going to be using those two sabers as crutches." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillInstructor Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 To a random Marauder: "When devs are done with you, you're going to be using those two sabers as crutches." Probably because a marauder on crutches will still beat the living hell out of everybody else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftHorseman Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Two marauders walk into a bar full of sages. One sits down, the other kills everyone in 10 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterbason Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) Two marauders walk into a bar full of sages. One sits down, the other kills everyone in 10 seconds. ahahhahahhaahahahha very good sir Edited May 18, 2012 by masterbason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VandredTOR Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 When they nerf marauders, and I (a marauder) still destroy all the terrible players in this game...that will be the best marauder joke ever. They could reduce my damage 25-30% across the board, and I'd still beat 90% of the current PvP population on my server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerain Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Marauder walks into a bar. buh dum tssh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhibition Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 When they nerf marauders, and I (a marauder) still destroy all the terrible players in this game...that will be the best marauder joke ever. They could reduce my damage 25-30% across the board, and I'd still beat 90% of the current PvP population on my server. Ah snap. Get the OP some Aloe Vera because he/she was just BURRNNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancelotOC Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 A reactor goes bad on Imperial Fleet resulting in cataclysmic implosion of the Space Staion. Later in rescue attempts, miraculously a Marauder is found to be alive, unscathed, and the sole survior. TV Reporter: "Mr. Marauder! Mr.Marauder Sir! Please tell us how did you survive such a dreadful disaster?" Marauder: "UNDYING RAGE.... KID!!! Ha-Ha ballliing !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vwsupra Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) Chuck Norris once beat a Marauder 1vs1 Edited May 18, 2012 by vwsupra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpotux Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 When they nerf marauders, and I (a marauder) still destroy all the terrible players in this game...that will be the best marauder joke ever. They could reduce my damage 25-30% across the board, and I'd still beat 90% of the current PvP population on my server. You can keep your damage, I just want your EZ mode and shield and camo to cut healing by 100% for the duration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightzzoutt Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 You can keep your damage, I just want your EZ mode and shield and camo to cut healing by 100% for the duration. lol, but if you do that you will still complain about my damage when I roll face with you :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samcuu Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 What do you call 16 lightsabers in a warzone? # 1 rated team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpotux Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 lol, but if you do that you will still complain about my damage when I roll face with you :/ It's a risk I am willing to take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpotux Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 What do you call 16 lightsabers in a warzone? I know I know: Team FOTM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veniras Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Why does Chuck Norris not play SW TOR? He rolled mercenary in beta, joined a WZ and came up against a sentinel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akabane_k Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) I see two people guarding the node im trying to capture. So naturally, im like," damn this isnt going to work." But then i remembered im the gosh darn marauder. So i kill them and capture the node. Then i kill the guy that came to reinforce their team. I figure my health is a bit low, so i heal up. After that no one comes near my node out of fear. edit*profanity filter messing with my creative writing skills. Edited May 18, 2012 by akabane_k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veniras Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 You know your kid is getting a bit too engrossed with his halloween marauder-costume when you see him gluing pieces of razor-sharp glass to his lightsaber for "realistic bleed effects". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpotux Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 John Lenon, Helen degenrous are Marauders at heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittster Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 There once was a re-roll Marauder He swore that his skills were broader But then the devs ruined his day It's the same old cliche He is once again cannon fodder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancelotOC Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 lol on the limiric! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarna Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) OMG...We need some Paint artists up in here. Make some funny jpegs now! Wish I could do some myself, but I'm bad at Paint. Edited May 18, 2012 by Swarna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftHorseman Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 How many Marauders does it take to kill Bill? 2 1 to Ravage him and 1 to Force Choke him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orangerascal Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Your marauder is so fat, he makes body type 4 look anorexic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNotorius Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) Patch 1.3: The "Berserk" ability, is now renamed "Bankai", to accurately reflect his true effects. Edited May 18, 2012 by TheNotorius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyshoot Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) What do you call a dead marauder? AFK What did one marauder say to the other? "It's all down to my skill" Edited May 18, 2012 by willyshoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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