DarthRobert Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) Bless my grandmother who sat through the whole movie with us!! My Grandma took me to see Batman starring Michael Keaton in '89. I don't think either of us really liked it much, but, gee, grandma's are great! I totally agree. Here's to you, Grandma --------------------> Runs in.......................................................................... <------------------- Runs out............. Wasn't here for long but at least they took the drink with them. I didn't know you did takeaway, M1X. Edited May 18, 2012 by DarthRobert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynomen Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 My Grandma took me to see Batman starring Michael Keaton in '89. I don't think either of us really liked it much, but, gee, grandma's are great! I totally agree. Here's to you, Grandma Wasn't here for long but at least they took the drink with them. I didn't know you did takeaway, M1X. There will be a speeder window added soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon_strikes Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Sorry about my inactivity guys. Working on a SWTOR Talk Show and Halo Talk Show. I'll be sure to give this community a shout-out when my SWTOR Talk Show is up and operating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckShotSchell Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 A TOAST TO THE WHALE! Good luck with the talk shows. You should have plenty of colorful topics and people to talk about from this one community thread alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brosephiine Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 Sorry about my inactivity guys. Working on a SWTOR Talk Show and Halo Talk Show. I'll be sure to give this community a shout-out when my SWTOR Talk Show is up and operating! Ooooooo interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vootu Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) *Polishes a mug before writing the days specials on the chalkboard* And as always, the chefs and baristas take requests! JAWA JAVA one rusty salvaged fuel cell, cut down to a handy sized mug. 1 measure of speeder fuel 1 measure sickly womp rat bile 3 measures of corellian espresso guaranteed to blow the cobwebs out - drink whilst the womp rat bile is still reacting with the rust from the fuel cell for full effect Edited May 19, 2012 by Vootu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 *Polishes a mug before writing the days specials on the chalkboard* Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. "The alcoholic equivalent of a mugging...expensive and bad for the head." Corellian Espresso with your choice of Bespin Biscotti or Muffin. Hyperspace Hotwings. "Hot enough to make a wookie cry." Gamorean Guzzler Beer. "A lost weekend in a can." Quarreni Albacore Tuna on whole wheat. And as always, the chefs and baristas take requests! hmmm... ill have the hyperspace hotwings, and... ah, i never wanted to live forever anyway... mix me a mug of half gargle blaster, half gammorean guzzler. Lets see how awesome this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brosephiine Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 NOOOOOO NOT PAGE 2! D: Anyway, if anyone wants to see what's been keeping me away from the forums: [link] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynomen Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 NOOOOOO NOT PAGE 2! D: Anyway, if anyone wants to see what's been keeping me away from the forums: [link] Nice work!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkyn Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) *Finishes cleaning a few tables, then writes the weekly specials on the chalkboard* Tatooine Twin-sun Twin-Cheeseburger "Two meat pattys, two kinds of spicy cheese, and french fried onions." Light-side Angelfood cake with fruit sauce or Dark-side Devils Food cake. 'Rough Landing'. "Vespian Void-ka with Ginger root ale....served warm." Alderaanian roast coffee. "A rich, Organia-ic blend from the central core." As always, the chefs and baristas take requests! Edited May 20, 2012 by Myshkyn spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brosephiine Posted May 21, 2012 Author Share Posted May 21, 2012 Nice work!!!! Why thank you! So much drinking going on here. /drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRobert Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 A Wookie walks into a cantina and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here". Offended, the Wookie flies into a rage and rips out a piece of the bar with his teeth, demanding to be served. The bartender repiles "We don't serve drug users here". The Wookie denies being any such thing and the bartender points to the damaged counter and says "Oh yeah? Just look at that bar-bit-yer-ate!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkyn Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Darth Malak, a jawa, and a mandalorian walk into a bar...the bartender looks up and says 'What is this, some kind of joke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 A Wookie walks into a cantina and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here". Offended, the Wookie flies into a rage and rips out a piece of the bar with his teeth, demanding to be served. The bartender repiles "We don't serve drug users here". The Wookie denies being any such thing and the bartender points to the damaged counter and says "Oh yeah? Just look at that bar-bit-yer-ate!" wow... i shouldn't have found that funny... but i did Bottoms up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brosephiine Posted May 21, 2012 Author Share Posted May 21, 2012 Maybe it's the lack of sufficient sleep, but both those jokes had me giggling uncontrollably. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meluna Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Hey, guys! We're glad everyone is having a great time in here, but let's be sure to keep it clean, alright? No mentioning of illegal substances, please! Thanks. *sips chilled Alderaanian ale* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckShotSchell Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) Hey, guys! We're glad everyone is having a great time in here, but let's be sure to keep it clean, alright? No mentioning of illegal substances, please! Thanks. *sips chilled Alderaanian ale* Dang! Yes mom! Well since i am the best smuggler this side of the Core worlds (i made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs...) yall can leave that stuff we arent supposed to talk about on my ship and i will turn you a nice profit. Minus me fee of course. Hell someone get me and my buddy Corso here a few more rounds of some good single malt whiskey (can't call it scotch unless its from Scotland!) and I might wave the fee! Seriously though pretty cool to know the peeps are watching our little dive here. Toast to the Devs&Mods! Welcome in. Edited May 22, 2012 by BuckShotSchell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRobert Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) No mentioning of illegal substances, please! "I want to go home and rethink my life." /quicktravel A SHUTTLE HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO EXTRACT YOU FROM THIS FAUX PAS. Edited May 22, 2012 by DarthRobert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esproc Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well I wish the smile and drink was a little more laid out, more ... defined, or something... (...can't ... smile...). Sorry, but I don't drink much anymore, at least alcohol, plenty of coffee though. But my Grandpa fell into the vat at the brewery and they tried to save him. Bless him, he fought them off valiantly. (edit smile). StarWars, when it first came out, in my teens. They call it a New Hope now, but ... Yes Grease, and Hairspray (she was a much larger Ricki Lake then) and what, still 9 years of M*A*S*H to go? May the Force be with you, and may you be with the Force Cafe'. Jawa Java to go, leave the Womprat and the Battery Acid out, just crush the rest and that'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynomen Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Bartender looks over to the Jawa and asks, "What will ya have?" The Jawa replies "Ootini". The Bartender then holds up his hand and says " I know, shaken, not stirred." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 d'oh! Almost missed this! Obligatory post to make my presence known! Bask at your own risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akilus Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Hey, guys! We're glad everyone is having a great time in here, but let's be sure to keep it clean, alright? No mentioning of illegal substances, please! Thanks. *sips chilled Alderaanian ale* *Hides spice in pocket* there is nothing to see here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnotawitch Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Here's an idea, how about a Force Cafe guild on an rp server? I'd happily start it up if I can get at least 3 more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauska Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Here's an idea, how about a Force Cafe guild on an rp server? I'd happily start it up if I can get at least 3 more. I'm up for that, provided we can level solely by drinking! Alas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magdalane Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I'd love to reroll on an rp server. And, I'd like to request Hutt tequila be added to the drinks menu . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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