Captain_Zone Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Lando Calrissian has the coolest 'stache in Star Wars. Kyle Katarn has the coolest beard. Who would win in a showdown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurdiib Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Beards are subjective. In my opinion Obi-wan has the best beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Spider Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Stache > Beards. Been known for ages now. You cant compete with a stache ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Beard > Stache Forever. Lando was a coward.....Kyle was a hero... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 This is how the encounter goes. Kyle: Nice 'stache Lando. Lando: You bet it is. Nice beard. Let's order up a round or drinks to celebrate our awesome facial hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) Put those two together and Everybody wins. Edited April 27, 2012 by Rayla_Felana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElrohirEluchil Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 This is how the encounter goes. Kyle: Nice 'stache Lando. Lando: You bet it is. Nice beard. Let's order up a round or drinks to celebrate our awesome facial hair. /Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 28, 2012 Author Share Posted April 28, 2012 /Thread This^^^^ Right there. If the two were to actually fight, the power of their combined facial hair would be too much for the universe to take. Lando's 'stache won the Battle of Endor. Kyle's beard won the Battle of Ossus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Put those two together and Everybody wins. No, everybody loses. Leia will dump Han for this new all powerful, ultra smooth, epic facial haired charmer. Luke will surrender the Jedi Order to him, any Dark SIders will spontaneously combust when he enters a room with them. Worst of all, Wookiees across the galaxy will start shaving their hair so they can try and imitate him which will result in their collective imitation creating a second "Lyle Caltarn" which will tear apart the fabric of space and time as the anti-life equation is fulfilled! IT'LL BE THE END OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE & EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malrus Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 just if Ryan Dunn was in the star wars universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 No, everybody loses. Leia will dump Han for this new all powerful, ultra smooth, epic facial haired charmer. Luke will surrender the Jedi Order to him, any Dark SIders will spontaneously combust when he enters a room with them. Worst of all, Wookiees across the galaxy will start shaving their hair so they can try and imitate him which will result in their collective imitation creating a second "Lyle Caltarn" which will tear apart the fabric of space and time as the anti-life equation is fulfilled! IT'LL BE THE END OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE & EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! That sounds weird. Imagine the combination of Kyle and Lando cloned himself. The most powerful facial hair combo in the universe multiplied infinitely. I might just die from excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemmingLeader Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Never doubt Lando. He's a smooth character. And a scoundrel, you'll like him! He'll take your girl, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Never doubt Lando. He's a smooth character. And a scoundrel, you'll like him! He'll take your girl, too... LOL ok Han. he does have a way with the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 LOL ok Han. he does have a way with the ladies. Yes, chances are, if there's a beautiful woman in Star Wars, either Lando or Kyle has done her at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) I cannot say which one is better. Otherwise, I would be afraid to get killed by Katarn's beard or Lando's stache. Edited April 30, 2012 by ZirusZero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I cannot say which one is better. Otherwise, I would be afraid to get killed by Katarn's beard or Lando's stache. Yeah you could end up in a hairy situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalhazar Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "Taft... does your beard ever... hurt you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "Taft... does your beard ever... hurt you?" What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloro Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "Taft... does your beard ever... hurt you?" "Oh, this changes everything. I feel... different... better. A new sensation spreading out from my upper lip.... to every other part of my body. It's a feeling I, I can't quite describe. It's a savvy kind of feeling. A suav-ey kind of feeling. Kind of a... kind of a... moustache feeling." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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