Bewoulff Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) Let's get this side of it finish the line. Because they die with the dumbest looks on their faces. (darth maul, darth sidius, count dooku). Edited February 24, 2012 by Bewoulff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonddug Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) because they are stupid. Darth Maul: kills a Jedi Knight but can't kill a Jedi appentace(writer's flaw but I'm going to use it) Darth Tyranus : What you mean a person who lies and betrays people to get a head just betrayed me? It can't be. Darth Sidious: The person who betrayed all his freinds and has spent the last 5 years trying to get his son to murder me, well I'm going to turn my back on him. I mean what can he really do. Darth Vader: Where do I begin? Palpatine: Kill Dooku Anikin: herp derp OK Palpatine: Darth Plagues could keep the people he loved from dyeing Anikin: AW Sweet. Can anybody do it? Palpatine: Not Jedi. Palpatine:My master taugh me everything about the force including the nature of the dark side. Anikin: Hey wait your the Sith Lord we've been looking for? Palpatine: /facepalm Vader: Ok I just killed Mace. Lets go save Padame. Sidious: Well um you know how I said Palgeus could save people well um I don't exactly know how to do it. Vader: /facepalm Vader: The emperor has forseen that you can kill him. Together we can rule as father and son. a Few years later.. Sidious: I am defenseless take your weapon.Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journy to the dark side will be complete. Luke force pulls his lightsaber ignites it and starts to try and decapate Sidious. And Vader blocks it. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, Sith. Edited February 24, 2012 by Diamonddug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORTTUUM Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 ... because in the 20000 years/generations/whatever in the "future" (relative to us, now) they STILL haven't figured out that POWER, ultimately, always comes apart, and they never have a Plan-B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHiddey Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 What part of a "Long time ago in a gaslaxy far, far away" makes it suggest Star Wars is in the future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptBrit Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Don't the Sith end up ruling again in the EU after the films? (I haven't read the EU this is just what I've gleaned from here.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erevan_Kindelar Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Darth Maul in Ep.1. - doesn't the guy ever shut up? Palpatine in RotJ - Rather than pulverising the rebels efficiently and easily, he plays with them and somehow manages to get himself thrown off a ledge in the traditional "Master dies at the hands of his apprentice" Sith manner. I mean, seriously, this is how 90% of Sith lords/Darths die. When are they going to realise that both they and their apprentices are flagged for PvP so they need to watch that threat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwal Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I hate the "rule of two" because it does them no good and they bleat on about it until one of their apprentices is killed then pull out a "here's one I made earlier" like it's Blue Peter or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORTTUUM Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 What part of a "Long time ago in a gaslaxy far, far away" makes it suggest Star Wars is in the future? I put future in "quotes". Means "sort of, not exactly", and "relative to us, now", in terms of technological and (presumed) social development... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riotus Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I hate the "rule of two" because it does them no good and they bleat on about it until one of their apprentices is killed then pull out a "here's one I made earlier" like it's Blue Peter or something. Umm the rule of two is the reason Sidious became emporer of the whole damn galaxy. No sith lord could defeat the Republic prior to the rule of two because there was always backstabbing going on within the sith. With the rule of two the sith became more and more power with each ascension of apprentice killing master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonimator Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Don't the Sith end up ruling again in the EU after the films? (I haven't read the EU this is just what I've gleaned from here.) Yeah, but it's a different branch of Sith, started by a Jedi who fell to the dark side after surviving Order 66. He studied ancient Sith history, learned about what went on in the galaxy during the Banite Sith and under Palpatine's rule, and said "F this noise, I'm making an army of Sith and doing it my way." It didn't last, though I'm not sure the book's closed on that era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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