BoOmSwiss Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Hmm, Put in questions that are mind boggling and you find very funny/difficult to answer. For example, If light travels so fast, Why hasn't it caught a ninja? (Used as Shen in LoL) I'd like to see what you guys have for me and others to answer to! BRING IT ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiningriver Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 How can you face the problem if the problem is your face? Does that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikModi Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 If tinwhistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhlin Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 If tinwhistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of? Mind = blown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiningriver Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 If horrific means horrible, then does terrific mean terrible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiningriver Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Mind = blown Sunflowers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNightArrow Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Here's one people have most likely heard before: Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlaDOSowen Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Why is this thread a fail, when it already is a fail? We'll never know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimgrey Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Here's one people have most likely heard before: Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway? Is that one of George Carlin's lines? It sounds like him. Here's one: Force equals Mass times Acceleration. (F=MA) If acceleration is constant, does that make the Force a Mass Effect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevTrando Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 If Moff Kilran can hijack his own ship using only a hologram of himself, why can't he hijack another ship with an army? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNightArrow Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) Is that one of George Carlin's lines? It sounds like him. Hmm. I actually have no idea. Though I've heard of George Carlin, I've never actually listened to him. I've only heard the question asked on occasion, mostly by members of my family. Edited February 10, 2012 by LadyNightArrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brosephiine Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 If all guys are the same, why are girls so picky? I couldn't help myself. Philosoraptor ftw. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocping Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lessx49AbX1qd5giho1_500.jpg If a man travels through space and has sex with himself, it this gay or ************? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleMagick Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Here's one people have most likely heard before: Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway? Driveway = A path on which one drives up to a house or property. This is contrasted with walkway. Parkway = A portmanteau of highway and park. The definition of a parkway is a highway or other main thoroughfare which goes through a scenic area such as a park. It has nothing to do with the act of parking a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrobes Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 If all guys are the same, why are girls so picky? I couldn't help myself. Philosoraptor ftw. <3 I have a serious answer to that, but you did make me chuckle. Hmm, here's one I guess: How do you meet yourself coming back from behind? (Look over your shoulder while walking backwards towards a mirror.. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitomo_x Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 eng. = german thief = dieb deep = tief thats mind-twisting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaltanus Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 If I've already killed the Captain in BT, how does he keep coming back every time I board the ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevTrando Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 If I've already killed the Captain in BT, how does he keep coming back every time I board the ship? Because Moff Kilran thinks you could've done it better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiningriver Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 "If roses are red, why do I feel so blue?"-Rose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevTrando Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 (edited) "If roses are red, why do I feel so blue?" -Rose Because Red and Blue are the same. "It's Red versus Red, And Blue versus Blue, It's I against I, and me against yooouuuuuu." -Red vs. Blue Edited February 11, 2012 by SevTrando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiningriver Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Because Red and Blue are the same. "It's Red versus Red, And Blue versus Blue, It's I against I, and me against yooouuuuuu." -Red vs. Blue my brain had a BSOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikModi Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? If a man says something in the forest, and a woman isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong? If a troll posts in a forum, and no one is there to read it, is he still trolling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XcSDeadDeer Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 If the opposite of Pro is Con, then what's the opposite of Progress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soultranna Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 We all know what Read-Only Memory is... what is Write-Only Memory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNightArrow Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) If the opposite of Pro is Con, then what's the opposite of Progress? Hmmm. How much trouble will I get into for responding to this? Welp, here it goes..... Congress. Side note: I realize I wasn't the only one to think of this response... Edited February 16, 2012 by LadyNightArrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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