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  1. Will open new Categories for suggestions to pour in. Some of the categories are: Sith, Nightsisters, Nightbrothers, Revanites, Dark-Siders, Light-siders, Disciples of Ragnos, etc.
  2. Oh yes for sure, we need more attention on the Agents!
  3. Star Trek Online definitely allows this. You could even paste a guild emblem/symbol for your guild on your gear and ship!
  4. Observation: First suggestion given. Downloading into Database.
  5. Unfortunately, I am on Ajunta Pall. Check the rp, rp-pvp servers section with guild recruitment.
  6. Observation: That is a very interesting idea. This will certainly "interact" with force-users well. Gratitude: I thank you, meatbag mousestalker.
  7. The Holonet Weirdest thing in the Galaxy You turn around and walk to a nearby terminal and you activate it. A sign comes up saying: The Holonet. You then proceed while some drunk Nautolan drools over your shirt. You then kick him over a nearby railing and he falls away. Upon activating the terminal, The Holonet displays various advertisments such as: Spiced Twi'lek Lekku: Cut directly off from Twi'leks on Ryloth and then spiced with Bang's Gizka Glands: The best Gizka glands in the galaxy. The current price is 20,000 credits per lekku and if you order now, We'll include another lekku absolutely free (at the cost of another 20,000, of course), making you save approximately more than you can count! You must be 18 or older to order. Message IAMCRAZY @ Holonet.net for more details. Shipping and Handling not included. Consumers may experience nausea, vomiting, headaches, brain swelling, hair color changes, diarrhea, increased aging, drastic limb shrinking and loss of sanity. Buy it today! Because it's the healthy way! You then start to question your sanity. EZ-W(i)N's Guide on Killing Force Users: This guide has been constructed by a droid sadist and has questionable circuitry, but overall the the guide has had over 6 trillion copies sold galaxy-wide. Reviewers and critics all gave it a 10 out of 10. The price has been drastically reduced due to planet populations decreasing (and strangely it's the planet that EZ-WN's on, but during his trial he pleaded innocent and he did not kill his financial competitors). The old price was 1,000,000,005 credits but has been changed to 1,000,000,000! You can save up to 5 credits! Shipping and Handling is not included. Buyers have been reported to experience burns, bruises, cuts, and limb loss within one week of buying. Reasons are unknown, but speculation claims that it could be the EZ-WN droid trying to get back his only book). You really start to wonder what you drank at the cantina. Used Vibroswords: These used vibroswords are very useful. They have been very useful in manslaughter, destroying, surgery, throwing, losing various limbs, bloodying, dentistry, cutting various foods, architecture, repairing vehicles, being used as ammo, and many other services, including crashing parties of 5-year olds. Today this sword is more useful than ever though, as it's the top of the line equipment for spreading butter and cutting cheese. Excellent thing, isn't it? To maximize the potential of being a butter knife, we've cut off all edges of the sword and have been able to make it look like a butter knife as well as feel as one! For a small price of 500,000 credits, you can own your very own butter knife today! Buyers can experience disappointment and depression for some reason.
  8. NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS for tips on how to eliminate force-users. (Force-users allowed to give tips, but be aware that you may experience severe burns and scorch marks from Security Drones.)
  9. The EZ Guide to Eliminating Force-Users EZ-WN's Expert Guide on Killing, Mutilating, Slaughtering, Neutralizing, Murdering, Eliminating, and Capturing Force-Users Take the EZ way! Uploading Information... DOWNLOADING... DOWNLOAD COMPLETE... INSTALLING DATABASE.... DATABASE ENCRYPTED... LOOPING... LOOP FROZEN... UNINSTALLING... FAILURE... RESUMNG PROCEDURE... ENCRYPTED.... SYSTEM CORRUPT... DECODING SYSTEM... CLEANING SYSTEM... ROUNDS COMPLETE... INSTALLING... INSTALL COMPLETE... ENTERING DATABASE... FAILURE... ELIMINATING FIREWALL... Complete... Entering Databse Now... Section A - Article #0001 - Cipher Regiment- Eliminating Jedi Review: Greetings, sentient. I am EZ-WN, Eliminator Z-Class, Version W(i)N. Welcome to Section A of Cipher Regiment, elite guide to eliminating force-users. In this section, explanations will be produced on how to "decompose" Jedi. Suggestion: Keep 'Em Away - The best way to dispose of annoying telekinetic meatbags is by keeping them far away. My favorite weapon to use is a D9 50 caliber E.L.I.T.E. sniper rifle whereas the bulletts are coated in the toxic poisons found on Quesh. What better way is there to "interact" with a force-user than by making them take a blast to the knee! An important tip to remember upon using this strategy is always have some sort of cover to prevent them from pelting little pebbles at you or start floating at you. Use of calumniation may increase chances of having squishy organs spill out. Do not use this strategy if you have a lack of sight, mainly meatbags who use a veil to cover their eyes(Interpretation commonly used by the common meatbag: Miraluka and those who are blind and sometimes brides and bridesmaids.) Another Suggestion: Slaughtering out of Panic... err.. Rage - While using Sniper Rifles is my favorite way to "interact" with uncooperative, telekinetic meatbags. Slaughtering them out of blind panic... errhmm... anger or rage with a very large vibrosword can also be recommended (Repeaters also included with a two-time purchase of used Vibroswords... ammo not included... shipping and handling included). Entering exteme panic... aggrrr... age... gahmm... rage or anger may cause head swelling, face reddening, sweat, need of showers, temporary loss of sanity, loss of common sense, and other near-fatal symptoms. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INJURIES CAUSED, INFLICTED, OR GRANTED BY BOTH VICTIMS. User of this method may experience severe bruises and loss of limbs due to light sword attacks. Once again, brides and bridesmaids should not follow the advice of sadistic droids, nor people with very large hats... it may cause some unwanted paperwork... WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR PAPERWORK! Quote: This has been directed from an excellently ELITE meatbag named 101010010010 arrhhmm.... Mousestalker. I have found this to be exquisitely effective on telekinetic meatbags and bridesmaids (but not the brides) and also men with big egos: "If you're looking to nobble Imperial force users, slip them tranquilizers. If you're looking to thwart Jedis then ask them where their pants are." Absolutely genius! Telekinetic slushies will not escape! Recall: Trickery - I once had an experience where I found a jedi on Nar Shadaa. I tricked him into flagging himself by saying that he would gain 100% more experience. Then he took a blaster to the knee. Observation: This can be most useful on mostly all meatbags and professions, but may not succeed on some occasions. In event of failure, make them take a blaster to the knee.
  10. I got a few awesome screenshots of my Bounty Hunter and Sith Warrior, but I don't know how to put them here. Can someone explain how?
  11. Question: Since I want to include a screenshot of Eminok and Landra, can someone tell me how to do so? Just so you can see how they truly look instead of having to g othrough my somewhat vage description of them.
  12. Updated a description of the characters who will tell the story.
  13. Just gonna say that Legions of Lettow actually moved to SWGEMU. I see them a lot on the test server I think, either Liberator or Nova.
  14. In a way not to spoil anything, I can only say that the next chapter will be told by Landra and there will be shock and surprise.
  15. As Rise to Power needs serious editing. I've more likely decided that I should instead start from the very beginning of it all. Thank you and I hope you enjoy my work. This Book will be told from the views of two characters: Landra - Jedi - No spoilers - Light brown hair, somewhere on the verge of orange. Skinny build, like a body type 2. No cosmetics. Green eyes, but yellow encircling the green due to experiences in chapter 1. Brown and yellow robes. Light skin, but slightly corrupt (due to chapter 1). Female. Has a confident, eager-for-battle, charming personality... smart too and good in persuasion. Mainly light-sided, but will make some dark choices in some specific situations. Landra is 23 years old. Eminok - Sith - No spoilers - Black hair. Like a body type 3, about 7 ft tall with a lot of muscle. Red eyes, with a bit of yellow encircling it. Metallic black and red armor. White skin, with a completely corrupt face. Male. Has a signature lightning that is black on the inside and has a red outside. Has an overconfident, insane with power, cruel, spiteful persxonality, also very sadistic. Enjoys mindless killing. Eminok's age is unknown, but his appearance makes him look as if he is in the bracket of of his 20's. :csw_guard:Chapter 1: The Beginning of the End. IT formed in a remote location of the jungles of Tython, not very far from which the jedi temple was located. The dark side was encircling a particular area of the jungle, clashing violently around and causing plants to shrivel up and die. As shadows flew up from the ground, flashes of darkness bombarded the air, which seemed to eliminate oxygen. Storms of electricity ravaged trees and animals alike (as well as some very unlucky flesh raiders), decimating their corpses into nothing. Wisps of chaos flew around, leaving behind a deathly trail. Black clouds covered the sun and the deep, clear blue noon sky. The smell of death replaced the lovely smell of flowers and eerie crackling replaced the chirps of the birds and other animals. It was a very dark day. At the center of the storm, it was purely violent. So violent that it was impossible to enter without getting torn into separate atoms and particles. From the center came a flash of darkness that turned half a mile of jungle into rock and magma. the Dark side swirled around and around and formed a horrible manifestation that has been translated into Eminok. Eminok was of a human species, but beneath that material body was infinite power of the dark side. He was fully armed in a black metallic sith armor with a hood, metallic leggings, gloves, triangular shoulderpads and a chaotic lightsaber (that would mutilate many). The perfect combination to fit his corrupted face and red eyes. Eminok fell to the floor and landed softly on his knees, hungry for something to kill. Then, as if right on cue, came a small group of jedi padawans which were (clearly) unaware of what had taken place. "Landra, who-- what is that?" one of the padawans said. A female, who was clearly Landra, spoke up, "Quiet Zakkh, let me handle this." Landra turned to the now standing Eminok, lightsaber in hand. "Name yourself, stranger, and put down your weapon. Immediately!" Eminok smiled in a truly evil smile, "Oh? I'm guessing I should be afraid of a group of hopeless Jedi wannabes in the middle of the jungle? Believe me, you may have been able to brave the creatures and dangers of the jungle... but I am not a creature nor a danger... I'm a monster. So in retaliation to your meaningless words I suggest you put your belongings down so I can kill you while laughing in an insane manner. The jedi murmured in confusion and fear. "I will warn you one last time or you force me to attack! Put down your weapon!" Landra retorted and her lightsaber was pointed at Eminok, but she was shaking. Eminok laughed and nearly fell over, which very much surprised the padawans, 'Oh please... I welcome it... no, I recommend it! Ha!" Eminok put his arms out in a gesture of taunting. Landra twitched, "I had warned you! You should have surrendered while you had the chance! Attack!" The entire group took out their weapons and flipped into the air, leaping at Eminok, who had instantly drawn his lightsaber. Eminok laughed in mock as he severed the torso of the first padawan to charge, causing a look of terror to form on the remaining padawans. He used the force to grab two more and then slam them together and on other objects for amusement. As another three approached, Eminok flung his lightsaber at one, impaling the heart of the target, and for the next padawan he electrocuted her and then sent her flying off into the air only to come back down again with a horrible bang. For the last one of that wave Eminok removed the limbs of the padawan with both his lightsaber and the force. This left Zakkh and Landra as the only two survivors of this assault. Zakkh backed down a bit in fear, but Landra had a battle-ready face on and was not going to easily back down. "Surrender, Landra, please! Just surrender! We're beaten!" Zakkh begged to Landra. Landra was very confident, "Zakkh, run! Now! I'll deal with this trash!" Landra took a confident step forward and motioned for Zakkh to run immediately. Zakkh started sprinting away, but Eminok grabbed him like iron with the force and pulled him back right into his lightsaber. In Zakkh's final moments, all he said was, "Landra, remember that... that I..." before he fell silent. "ZAAAAAAA***KHHH!" Landra screamed, tears streaming down her cheeks. "You monster! You monster! You killed him! YOU KILLED HIM! I WILL KILL YOU! I will destroy you!" Landra was in a rage. Eminok laughed as he kicked off the corpse of Zakkh from his lightsaber as a now enraged Landra charged him. "I sense the dark side in you... how good." Eminok clashed blades with Landra. "Yes... let it fuel you. Let your emotions fuel you. Let your hate give you power! Give in!" Eminok kicked Landra away. Landra yelled, "I won't allow you to breathe... I'll make sure to burn your soon to be steaming corpse. I will decimate all you have! I will destroy it all! I will destroy YOU!" She was in completely blind anger. "You're very dumb for a jedi, even for a padawan. How easy you fall to the dark side. Hmm... it's fun to watch. I can easily defeat you... your rage has blinded how you fight... how you think... all of it. Pure waste of a person... but I suppose I can play a bit longer." Eminok retorted in mock. Sparks flew from their blades as they slashed, twirled, stabbed, blocked, parried, deflected, spun, and kicked. Eminok skillfully ducked a stab and then he sweeped Landra off-balance and onto the floor, then he jumped up and prepared to impale his lightsaber in her back. In a split second Landra rolled out of the way and jumped up to slash at Eminok but found herself in the air simply a moment later, crashing into a tree quite painfully. In the next second Eminok threw her off the tree and slammed her (brutally) into the tip of a very large, very sharp rock. Fortunately for Landra, she broke free of the grip and rolled off the side of the rock back into a Juyo form (which is considered the aggresive stance, lowering defenses but bolstering offensive capabilities). To retaliate this action, Eminok entered a Makashi form (Which was focused on lightsaber combat and defense as well as dodging). As they battled, eventually both force-users were slightly injured and armor minimally damaged. Eminok was getting angry at the jedi's attacks and resistance against being killed quickly and easily. In a final attempt to eliminate Landra, Eminok charged a push with the force so deadly that it would knock down trees and uproot plants. Landra was meters away, but was gaining ground quickly. "I'll kill you!' Landra leaped up into the air and was aiming for Eminok's head, but just as she was about to make a brutal cotnact with her lightsaber, Eminok released his fatal charge of force energy, sending for flying into an already airborne tree, which hit the ground and rolled and rolled (whic hwas probably gruesome for Landra. Just so Eminok can have more fun, however, he stopped the tree and Landra with the power of the force and brought them both back to him. He found Landra dazed and the tree useless, so he threw the tree away. "Now you see my power. I had given you the chance to die quickly... but it seems that you enjoy the hard way. I will let you live... for now... but not without taking something from you." Eminok said in an angered voice to Landra. Yet the stubborn jedi replied, "Haven't you taken enough? I will never forgive you... never! I'll kill you one day and--" Eminok had shut her mouth with the force. "Enjoy this, then!" Eminok raised his lightsaber high and swung it down on Landra's right arm, severing it from its place. He then withdrew his lightsaber and prepared for a slash to the right. Within a few moments he laughed and swung, cutting off Landra's lower body, which included legs and everything. During this duration Landra had screamed ridiculously amusingly (in Eminok's opion). The evil Eminok then slammed the poor jedi into the ground and kneeled before the (fortunately still-living body), "I want to encounter you again, so I'll contact the jedi temple to send a rescue." Eminok reached for Landra's left wrist and he pressed a button on her comm, which started beeping repeatedly. A sign that her signal was sent. "Now rot, jedi, rot. Let me go kill inhabitants of this pathetic planet without interruptions." Eminok maliciously walked away from the body of Landra, heading in a direction in which he sensed to be humanoid life. It was hours before Landra was rescued by a team of Republic medics and jedi alike. "What..? Blast it! What happened here?!" A medic exclaimed. "Don't worry." A jedi placed his hand on the body of Landra. "She's still alive... but barely, if we hurry and get her to a medical bay we can make sure she survives. Let's move." Four medics placed Landra on a girney and rushed off, back to the jedi temple in hopes of saving Landra's life. (Thank you for reading this chapter, folks, the next one will come out in only 5-8 days. Leave your comments and criticism about my work and if I made any mistakes or you want to send a shout-out. Thank you for your time, again.)
  16. I agree with tihs. It had so many memories.
  17. I sortta feel like this is a single-player game. It makes me feel weird. Sometimes I regard players as humanly-coordinated npcs.
  18. I'm getting excited for the update. I see a shining speck of hope that'll attract players! (Oh, hey... first post)
  19. Just so most of you know, please provide honest criticism as I hope to become a writer one day. Thanks!
  20. Chapter 2: Shadowfire and the Raven Claw Terovan woke with a start and found himself dangling from a rope. With his vision cloudy, he saw the blobby outline of 7 figures around him and red walls and contraptions. Terovan groaned, for he hated when he was caught unaware. His vision was recovering and he glanced that 3 of the people standing there were females, one a twi'lek, the others human. "He's still secure, right?" Came a rough voice to the jedi's right, taller and stronger than the rest. A head turned to reply, "Last I checked." It was clearly female, "What? You don't trust me anymore?" she said in a sarcastic voice. Another voice came from Terovan's center view, "Let him go, I want to see if he can really take us on." Terovan's vision recovered fully and he saw that the voice that formerly spoke was clearly a Mandalorian as well as the other 2. In a quick jerk of his head, Terovan sent all but the ones who had spoken flying out of the room, for he wanted no interference from "inferiors". With another jerk of his head he closed and locked all the doors. Raps and slams came from the other sides of each door. The jedi then tensed his body, and the ropes broke in an instant and he tumbled to the dloor with a quiet bang. "Weapons out! Let's show this rotworm what we're made of." Yelled the figure to his right. Terovan replied sarcastically, "Bones and other organs which can be broken, does that answer the question... or do I need to give you an example." The one in the middle replied, "We want the example." and the center Mandalorian and jedi both drew their weapons. The bad news was that the Mandalorian had missiles and two blasters as well as a fighter's ego. Bad combination. Terovan thought to himself. Terovan leaped into action, dodging blaster fire and missiles from his opponents. He jumped on the wall and started running on it as if it were regular ground, extending his hands to push them all away with the force. The one with the rough voice touched something on his wrist armor and out popped 3 rockets, which instantly zoomed towards Terovan. With a twirl and a leap, he had dodged the rockets which had suddenly hit the wall behind him. Hyperdrive core damaged. Leaving hyperspace in 20 seconds. Repairs crucially needed. Came a voice from the speakers, clearly the computer's. "Mako," The one with the rough voice said. "Fix that before we're lost in deep space! Go!" The female Mandalorian ran to one of the doors and shot it open before heading out of sight, probably to the bridge. "Snowraven, kill this scum!" The one with the rough voice shot a barrage of fire at Terovan before the one known as Snowraven replied, "Of course, Shadowfire... weren't we doing that already?" The reply was in a comedic tone. Shadowfire and Snowraven... noted. Thought Terovan to himself. "Too bad, consider yourself dead already." Terovan flicked his wrists and the two Mandalorian's weapons dropped out of their hands to Terovan's. The jedi then made a claw to the ground and both Mandalorians were crushed to the ship's ground hull. "Damn it!" Said Snowraven, whose armor was being obliterated. Then there was acrack, and Terovan fell to his knees and then plunged to the ground. (Will keep working on it later.)
  21. I'll be delighted to help. Server: Ajunta Pall Character: Shadowfire - Bounty Hunter - Powertech Guild: Mandalore's Rage Our entire guild has its own mentoring system too, so you can ask any of our members to learn from.
  22. Emotes for when you talk to provide a more social experience like in swg. Example: "Hello" WAVE "HAHA" LAUGH "I don't know" SHRUG
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