Orisai Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Also all of this instancing is terrible because I want to compete with 200 other people for the same quest objective that's on a 30 minute respawn timer. lol you sir won the internets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsevenfold Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 i can say that really did lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraunKrynn Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 I'm waiting for Skippy to fly across the screen yelling "FOX HELP ME!" Do A Barrel Roll! Graun, I'd have your babies if I had the right parts. That made my day. Thanks, that means a lot coming from a hutt like you... get a life that is all Have one actually. Quite enjoy it. lol you sir won the internets... Why thank you. And nice link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truga Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/7745/shot00001zw.jpg This is what Lineage 2 looked like when the first European server was launched a couple weeks back. I was lucky enough to get ahead of this, otherwise I'd have to kill a whole lot of players to get my quest done in timely manner... (spawn rate is maybe one per 20 seconds or so...) All I can say is, thank god for instancing in SWTOR, given how many players are running around in the lowbie areas at the moment. Without it it'd be like that at best. @Rezenith, I wouldn't give the OP 10/10, but that still doesn't change the fact that it's one of the best posts I've seen on this forum. Edited December 28, 2011 by Truga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reztastic Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 You have won the game. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luewen Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 This game is awful. The millions of people playing this game and enjoying themselves are fools. You should listen to me and my opinion on the game that you worked so hard to create because I'm a professional MMO expert and can also predict the future of the gaming industry. SWTOR will go F2P in 2 months once everyone is tired of the voice acting. Most people are hitting spacebar already anyway, opening their easy mode map and hopping from marker to marker playing collect the gear. Seriously you guys couldn't make some new quests? It's all just start from point X go kill or click on N of Ys and then either return to point X or continue on to point Z. Also all of this instancing is terrible because I want to compete with 200 other people for the same quest objective that's on a 30 minute respawn timer. Also, what's with the lack of a LFD tool? I mean seriously. I should be able to click one button and be transported to the dungeon of my choosing with random other strangers. I find it tedious to actually have to talk to people and go to the area that links all of the dungeons together. So dumb. Another thing, your UI. I mean look at it. It's just there. I can't do anything with it at all. It just sits there taking up space. I can't drag things around like I want. Nevermind that I had to download, install and update (with every patch) at least 5 add-ons in other games to get the UI the way I wanted and it took years of trial and error to finally get this right. I want you guys to give me full control right away because it's 2011 and just because other games have had 7+ years worth of development on you, you should be past them already in every single area. I don't care if you've done your market research. I don't care if you've had the biggest and arguably smoothest/successful MMO launch to date. I speak for all the players out there because instead of playing the game that I paid for, I'd rather #occupy these forums and spew forth this hatred I have for you. Server maintenance? You're joking me right? This game should be online and active 24/7 because I'm a paying customer and I pay the right to play when I want. By taking servers offline during what you call 'non-peak' hours are peak gaming hours for me. Who needs to do things like sleep, work, go outside and productive when I could waste away in front of my computer playing a game that I despise because it's just a clone of WoW which is just a clone of EQ which is just a DIKU MUD clone. Oh and you have the nerve to toss out a nerf with the first weekly patch? My word. I've never seen something so idiotic in my entire life. Who cares if slicing was allowing players to have hundreds of thousands if not millions of credits in a much quicker fashion than those without the profession that could've potentially lead to a virtual economic crisis? It was profitable to me and I'm the only one that counts. Have you not figured this out yet? I haven't even mentioned how bad this game looks. I don't care if you're trying to cater to a broad audience with literally infinite variations in hardware/software configurations. You should be catering to me and my wants. I want my eyeballs to explode in graphical awe of your art conquests. Not this filth that you've presented me with. I don't care how many stunning videos of this game I see in 1080p this game looks like crap because I say it does. My uber system can handle more. GIVE ME MOAR. Space combat is another thing. If you're going to give me Star Fox, at least give me all of the controls. I keep waiting for Falco to come out of left field and take out that Destroyer for me, but noooooooooooooooo I have to fire the missles at it myself and then take my free credits, commendations, and xp for playing such an awful mini-game that is designed to give me a break from the grind of questing for my daily profits. I think this enough for now BW. You have been warned. This game will implode soon if you don't just scrap the whole project and start over because this game is a steaming pile of dung because I say it is and I'm a professional MMO expert and I speak for everyone here. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAvent laughed so badly in a while. Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetorept Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 That was really good. 10/10 And I do see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilTikiBoy Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I think the op just won the interwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiriensoul Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Hehe, couldn't have said it better myself. I looooove mocking people on this forum, especially those trolls out there. Well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Istelle Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 This thread is way too good to get buried.. so bumping! Btw I totally shared this on G+.. I think my fellow guildmates will get a kick out of this. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavens_Night Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Great piece of satire, I lol'ed ... for those that just didn't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhysahn Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 This game is awful. The millions of people playing this game and enjoying themselves are fools. You should listen to me and my opinion on the game that you worked so hard to create because I'm a professional MMO expert and can also predict the future of the gaming industry. SWTOR will go F2P in 2 months once everyone is tired of the voice acting. Most people are hitting spacebar already anyway, opening their easy mode map and hopping from marker to marker playing collect the gear. Seriously you guys couldn't make some new quests? It's all just start from point X go kill or click on N of Ys and then either return to point X or continue on to point Z. Also all of this instancing is terrible because I want to compete with 200 other people for the same quest objective that's on a 30 minute respawn timer. Also, what's with the lack of a LFD tool? I mean seriously. I should be able to click one button and be transported to the dungeon of my choosing with random other strangers. I find it tedious to actually have to talk to people and go to the area that links all of the dungeons together. So dumb. Another thing, your UI. I mean look at it. It's just there. I can't do anything with it at all. It just sits there taking up space. I can't drag things around like I want. Nevermind that I had to download, install and update (with every patch) at least 5 add-ons in other games to get the UI the way I wanted and it took years of trial and error to finally get this right. I want you guys to give me full control right away because it's 2011 and just because other games have had 7+ years worth of development on you, you should be past them already in every single area. I don't care if you've done your market research. I don't care if you've had the biggest and arguably smoothest/successful MMO launch to date. I speak for all the players out there because instead of playing the game that I paid for, I'd rather #occupy these forums and spew forth this hatred I have for you. Server maintenance? You're joking me right? This game should be online and active 24/7 because I'm a paying customer and I pay the right to play when I want. By taking servers offline during what you call 'non-peak' hours are peak gaming hours for me. Who needs to do things like sleep, work, go outside and productive when I could waste away in front of my computer playing a game that I despise because it's just a clone of WoW which is just a clone of EQ which is just a DIKU MUD clone. Oh and you have the nerve to toss out a nerf with the first weekly patch? My word. I've never seen something so idiotic in my entire life. Who cares if slicing was allowing players to have hundreds of thousands if not millions of credits in a much quicker fashion than those without the profession that could've potentially lead to a virtual economic crisis? It was profitable to me and I'm the only one that counts. Have you not figured this out yet? I haven't even mentioned how bad this game looks. I don't care if you're trying to cater to a broad audience with literally infinite variations in hardware/software configurations. You should be catering to me and my wants. I want my eyeballs to explode in graphical awe of your art conquests. Not this filth that you've presented me with. I don't care how many stunning videos of this game I see in 1080p this game looks like crap because I say it does. My uber system can handle more. GIVE ME MOAR. Space combat is another thing. If you're going to give me Star Fox, at least give me all of the controls. I keep waiting for Falco to come out of left field and take out that Destroyer for me, but noooooooooooooooo I have to fire the missles at it myself and then take my free credits, commendations, and xp for playing such an awful mini-game that is designed to give me a break from the grind of questing for my daily profits. I think this enough for now BW. You have been warned. This game will implode soon if you don't just scrap the whole project and start over because this game is a steaming pile of dung because I say it is and I'm a professional MMO expert and I speak for everyone here. May I suggest that whenever the trolls make another post, we all just reply with a link to this thread? Leverage, savvy Thanks OP! super post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errrkill Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Don't put so much effort into your trolling. It makes you look desperate, and you are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsillah Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Don't put so much effort into your trolling. It makes you look desperate, and you are.... People should know the difference between trolling and sarcasm. He is not actually raging against the game but against the qq crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutharex Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Don't put so much effort into your trolling. It makes you look desperate, and you are.... He's being sarcastic, it's a parody of all the wowkiddies and trolls posts that are pestering this forum, all the "fix this or I quit" and "Do this or I am out". Like we care about 1000 wowtards going back to sitting in Org. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errrkill Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 To me he's a troll because he's acting like this is an amazing game. It's not and he knows it so he tries to play down all the legitimate problems to have some lulz. All while you fanbois read his wall of text. Then you lol at his post (yourself). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavens_Night Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 You know what satire is right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyntar Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 who do most of the stamping of feet and gnashing of teeth...well done sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errrkill Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 You know what satire is right? Satire is trolling a different demographic apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilTikiBoy Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 To me he's a troll because he's acting like this is an amazing game. It's not and he knows it so he tries to play down all the legitimate problems to have some lulz. All while you fanbois read his wall of text. Then you lol at his post (yourself). I love how trolls like you call anyone whose happy with this game and don't want it to turn into an insta wow clone fanbois. If you don't like the game don't play it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahulena Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Very nice summary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errrkill Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I love how trolls like you call anyone whose happy with this game and don't want it to turn into an insta wow clone fanbois. If you don't like the game don't play it. If it's such a great game how can it EVER turn into a WOW clone? Oh no answer? gg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilTikiBoy Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 If it's such a great game how can it EVER turn into a WOW clone? Oh no answer? gg Easy, all you "fanbois" complaining until BW adds everything you want from wow into swtor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallynAngyl Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I have to admit, it took me all the way through the first paragraph before I realized what I was reading, then spent the rest of the time laughing. After spending too much time going through the forums (not my brightest idea) this was a very welcome bit of entertainment, well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errrkill Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Actually I haven't played any decent mmos since Ultima Online and I thought this was it. It's close to being as good as UO except UO had pvp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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