Verain Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (1)- Kuat Mesas Domination (Night Time)- Given how this map is selected more often than any other map, we can safely say that it is both the most popular and best. Therefore, presenting: Kuat Mesas Domination (NIGHT TIME)- all your favorite superstructures, mountains, and the unofficial Bomber Starbucks at B- but at night! Swing by one of the strange holes with a giant grate over it to hear the latest indie hits from the holonet. (2)- Just a Whole Lot of Cap Ships With No Objectives- And they shoot at you. (3)- Denon (Team Death Match)- I mean, it's the least we could do. (4)- Kuat Mesas Domination (Orange Sky)- Dusk is an important time at Kuati Shipyards, giving great tactical advantage to those flying with the sun at their back**. * For sure genuine super totes **No in-game advantage is realized by this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caederon Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I heard* that there is definitely, assuredly, completely also: (5)- Kuat Mesas Domination (Daybreak)- Tactical opportunities arise slowly in this early morning arena, where everyone suffers -20% maneuvering and scouts have 0 Evasion, because they were all up too late the previous night spamming rockets and burst lasers on everyone. Find the new Coffee Powerup to remove all penalties! * I may not have actually heard that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Awesome updates! Because at least it isn't more Kuat Deathmatchs. (In all seriousness, I'd love a Voidstar map for a little Warzones-Starfighter cross over) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaskar Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You forgot about KUAT MESAS CORRIDORS OF DEATH! All inner facing mesa walls now have multiple untargetable railgun drones embedded under the surface! Flying into any of the inner rings means your annihilation by the map! THE WALLS FIGHT BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvwraith Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Wrath of the Cheeseburgers in Space Renegade dark lord of the happy meal, Ronald McDonald has come with his deadly food force to super size the galaxy into oblivion. On this map as you death match, you must also destroy/avoid the many burger fighters as they unleash their array of special sauce weapons. Avoid the hidden fries as they tangle you up and pull you into the wall. Becareful of running into the nuggets as they fly through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magira Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) Not more close to the ground game modes, please. I fly a Starship, not an airplane. More space combat like Lost Shipyard. Edited September 28, 2014 by Magira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verain Posted September 28, 2014 Author Share Posted September 28, 2014 Not more close to the ground game modes, please. I fly a Starship, not an airplane. More space combat like Lost Shipyard. I know English isn't your first language, so I'll be plain: The thread is satire. The goal is to come up with really derivative or uninspired maps and present them as if genuine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magira Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I know English isn't your first language, so I'll be plain: The thread is satire. The goal is to come up with really derivative or uninspired maps and present them as if genuine. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verain Posted September 28, 2014 Author Share Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) Don't feel bad, text based sarcasm tricks even native speakers sometimes. It's so fuzzy that people in the northern US are almost unable to detect some SPOKEN southern US sarcasm, and vice versa. Edited September 28, 2014 by Verain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davionix Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Yo dawg ! I herd you like gunships so I put railgun drones to gunships at this map so you can snipe while you are sniping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuku-sama Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 The best map I could see would be an infinite black void where there is no respawn. Once you die, you're stuck in an infinite loop and must leave the area. This map is obviously means to bolster the poor performance of a wall gunship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Syntinen Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Well guys basically my dad is a BW dev and I hear all the cool stuff from him WAY before any of you hear anything from anybody ever. On Sunday mornings from 9.00 and 12.00 (GMT) , all asteroid fields will actually turn into atonement fields. Going near them causes every bomber trying to drop a mine or turret play a .wav file saying " I am a bad person. I am so sorry:(".It also works for charging slug or ion. Edited September 29, 2014 by _Syntinen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrr_hypernova Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I heard the next maps in the maw and if you fly in the wrong spot you get torn apart by the tidal forces of the black hole with you wreck becoming part of the accretion disk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkerus Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Kuat Shipyards Version Two Incoming: Satelliet B moved slightly closer to Empire spawn since the republic accidentally won a match last week. Edited September 29, 2014 by Arkerus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuku-sama Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Kuat Shipyards Version Two Incoming: Satelliet B moved slightly closer to Empire spawn since the republic accidentally won a match last week. Kuat Ship Yard V.3 Due to V2 changes making it too easy for impside, we have introduced an asteroid between the imperial spawn point and B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityLyre Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Kuat Mesas Domination with Sprinkles. Coming to a server near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Kuat Ship Yard V.3 Due to V2 changes making it too easy for impside, we have introduced an asteroid between the imperial spawn point and B. Kuat Shipyards V4. Due to V3 changes making it too easy for Imperial players to self destruct, all satellites aside from A have been removed. We believe this change will make it easier for gunship pilots to find all their targets in one place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuku-sama Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Kuat Shipyards V4. Due to V3 changes making it too easy for Imperial players to self destruct, all satellites aside from A have been removed. We believe this change will make it easier for gunship pilots to find all their targets in one place. Kuat Mesas V.5 Due to V.4 making the Gunships too powerful, the satellite will now build up a self regenerating shield once it is capped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Kuat Mesas V.5 Due to V.4 making the Gunships too powerful, the satellite will now build up a self regenerating shield once it is capped. ...I want to go on record saying that would actually be quite cool. Anyway. Continue the satire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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