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So, whilst you missed the #TrueLaunch, what did you do?


Derity

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I was at work. You know, what adults do on a Tuesday.

 

Before you assume what I was doing all day, I have actually been at University studying for my degree for most of the day, haha.

 

I have spent some time on these forums during class though to be honest. :p

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Well the first thing I did was...

 

Talked to corporate (like a boss)

Approved memos (like a boss)

Led a workshop (like a boss)

Remembered birthdays (like a boss)

Directed workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micromanaged (like a boss)

Promoted Synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Got rejected (like a boss)

Swallowed sadness (like a boss)

Sent some faxes (like a boss)

Called a sex line (like a boss)

Cried deeply (like a boss)

Demanded a refund (like a boss)

Ate a bagel (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

S**t on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Bought a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

P*****d out (like a boss)

Puked on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Jumped out the window (like a boss)

Sucked a dude's d**k (like a boss)

Scored some coke (like a boss)

Crashed my car (like a boss)

Sucked my own d**k (like a boss)

Ate some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chopped my balls off (like a boss)

Blacked out in the sewer (like a boss)

Met a giant fish (like a boss)

F****d its brains out (like a boss)

Turned into a jet (like a boss)

Bombed the Russians (like a boss)

Crashed into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

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