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Worst Star Wars Quotes To Use In Bed


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"Quiet down will ya! You got a mouth bigger than a meteor crater!" - Biggs

 

You sir, are now king of this thread.

 

 

"Their all over me! I can't shake them off!"- Clone Pilot

 

"Will he finish what he begins?"

"I won't fail you. I'm not afraid."

"Oh, you will be. You will be."

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"At last we shall have our revenge." Darth Maul from The Phantom Menace.

 

"There's been a mistake a terrible mistake." Count Dooku from Attack of the Clones.

 

"I am going to finish this now!" Mace Windu from Revenge of the Sith.

 

"Fire giant **** ****** gun." Carlist Rieekan/Dr. Hartman from Something Something Something Darkside. (Family Guy yes but hey.)

 

"The Force is strong in my family, I have it, my father has it, and my sister has it." Luke Skywalker from Return of the Jedi.

 

"Imperial troops have entered the base!" Hoth base Rebel from The Empire Strikes Back.

 

"They're easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers." Obi-Wan from A New Hope.

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And now from the love guru, Jar Jar Binks, all from Episode I

 

"My afraid my've been banished."

 

"Der bosses would do terrible tings to me. Terrible tings if me goen back dere!"

 

"Mesa... uh... clumsy."

 

"This sun doin' murder to mesa skin."

 

"My hand is stuck and my tongue is fat!"

 

"AAAH! MONSTA'S BACK!"

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This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something. -Obi Wan ANH

 

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. - Obi Wan ANH

 

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. - Obi Wan ANH

 

It surrounds us and penetrates us. - Obi Wan ANH

 

 

I have you now! - Darth Vader ANH

 

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. - Darth vader ANH

 

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. - Darth Vader ANH

 

 

There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation... - Governor Tarkin ANH

 

He has too much of his father in him. - Aunt Beru

 

 

Take care of yourself Han. I guess that's what you're best at isn't it? - Luke ANH

 

...they're not much bigger than two meters. - Luke ANH

 

 

What're you lookin' at? I know what I'm doin'. - Han ANH

 

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. - Han ANH

 

Great [money] shot, kid, that was one in a million! - Han ANH

 

Okay, hit it! - Han ANH

 

 

 

Stabilize your rear deflectors... -Gold Five ANH

 

Loosen up! - Gold Leader ANH

 

We're too close! - Gold Leader ANH

 

I got a problem here. My converter's running wild. - Red Six ANH

 

I can hold it. Gimme more room to run. - Red Six ANH

 

You're too low, pull up! - Biggs ANH

 

Look at the *size* of that thing! - Wedge ANH

 

 

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. - Leia ANH

 

You "came" in here, but didn't you have a plan for getting out? - Leia ANH

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