Nezra Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) Fate's a cruel mistress, but General chat is worse! We've decided to present ourselves to you here, and pose the following questions: Do you find your Vanguards have problems being squishier than Pile of Bantha Poodoo? Do you find yourself the laughing stock of the galaxy for being unable swat a Wampa with that egregariously oversized flatluance cannon? Has your RP guild cast you aside for looking worse than Ugnaught during mating season? Have no Fear! Nezra's Crafting cartel is here! We have arms, armor, armaments, modifications, implants, enhancements, earpieces, and much much more to suit your needs. Slum the galaxy in style and deadly efficiency! or, just "Pug it" while "Working as Intended"TM We have those much needed upgrades to help you tackle those pesky womp rats, and finally put Kephis in his grave once and for all! Fully Stocked and staffed, our members are ready at a moment's notice to help you in all of your gear modifications. From a simple system modification to a complete overhaul, we have the gear you need! Contact one of our helpful representatives on either the republic or imperial fleets for all your crafting needs. Vocal PVP'er? Bastion of the PVE world? Closet RP'er? No problem, we don't descriminate. We hate everyone equally, and are more than willing to seperate you from those hard earned credits. Stop by our shop and flex that Epeen! I'd say the girls would all be swooning over you, but lets face it. They will probably injure you the way you look. Crafting is always in session. We can accomodate everyone from entire guilds to individuals. Our services reach far and wide in this galaxy of low-lifes, smugglers, and half crazed bounty hunters! If we can't craft it, we'll help find someone who can! Centered mostly on Imperial Fleet we have representatives on both factions ready do do some dirty underhanded dealing. Our Business relationships reach far and wide, providing the best and most up to date equipment for you and your guild. Most of it even works! Sometimes. The following items are available for immediate sale from our black market: Armorings: Might Armoring 27 Resolve Armoring 27 Reflex Armoring 27 Force weilder 27 Commando Armoring 27 Guardian Armoring 27 Hilts: Might Hilt 27 Resolve Hilt 27 Guardian Hilt 27 Barrels: Commando Barrel 27 Reflex Barrel 27 Skill Barrel 27 Patron Barrel 27 Enhancements: Acute Enhancement 27 Adept Enhancement 27 Assualt Enhancement 27 Bastion Enhancement 27 Battle Enhancement 27 Bulwark Enhancement 27 Initiative Enhacement 27 Quick Savant Enhancement 27 Savant Enhancement 27 Steadfast Enhancement 27 Vigiliant Enhancement 27 Volition Enhancement 27 Mods: Agile mod 27 Aptitude mod 27 Artful mod 27 Deflecting mod 27 Deflecting mod 27B Deft mod 27 Elusive mod 27B Keen mod 27 Keen mod 27B Mettle mod 27 Nimble mod 27 Potent mod 27 Reinforced mod 27B Resilient mod 27B Robust mod 27 Robust mod 27B Weighted mod 27 Weighted mod 27B Other, and older items and gear can also be crafted upon request. If you feel the need to Roll it out Old school, We'd be happy to assist in your perversion! So it's time to sync up with that rag-tag bunch of hooligans we call friends, and flex your pocketbook, while padding ours. Stop on down or contact one of our representatives for all your gearing needs. Drop a holocall on the Imperial side /Who Network under "Nezra". Can't find us on? Drop me a holocard through the Imperial mail service! Our deliveries are handled by Skilled, albiet Blind, Smugglers who have easily have completed the Kessel run in 12 parsecs! Nezra's Crafting Cartel, where our motto is that We haven't killed anyone lately, but we have broken more Legs than a Body type 5 has working on the +10 datacron! We are always looking for new individuals interested joining our cartel. And, our benefit's package is top notch: *Be your own business! - Don't wanna work for "the man"? neither do we! The guild's run by a Baron'ness! We Force choke our way to victory! *Access to one of the largest schematics repositories on in the galaxy - Epeen Flexed by crafting! We've proven you can gear out, and still not know how to play! *Flexible hours - You'll spend alot of them! But hey, since the sun doesn't ever set, you'll never know anyway! It's alot better than Hoth! *Advancement oppertunities -Tired of being "That" moisture farmer? We'll help you move off that dustbowl and get away from the sandblasted old geezers always trying to tell you what the right "force" is! *Name Recongition - You'll be constantly mistaken for the deadliest bounty hunters in the galaxy. But, on the plus side, you'll have the gear to take them out! *Shorter than normal life expectancy - With a tag like this, everyone's gunning for you! But, you'll be able to blow those credits with Reckless abandon! You ont live long enough to spend em all. Apply today! All applications must be presented in LARP form only! **Disclaimer: We are not responsbile for your choices, and all sales on shield generators are final.** -<( This RP Post brought to you Selfishly by Nezra. No one was really harmed in the making of this, as perma-death is a lie. Just ask the Sith. Also, Peace is a lie. Because it's bad for business. )>- Edited November 8, 2012 by Nezra SPeeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DakoHawk Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Do you accept food stamps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryoal Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) I would like to apply for this. I do not know what a LARP is though. Edited November 8, 2012 by Bryoal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krycek Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Ya, Nezra makes me slave over the crafting counter all day long, and all I ever get is some horribly undersized jawa shirt to wear for my efforts =( But hey, at least its better than a bowl of Bantha poo-doo !! Kryczek / Natascha / Borris -- ready to serve the masses, or at least the next person to send me a tell !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canino Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I do not know what a LARP is though. Live Action Role Play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cawkduster Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 This man has it all and he is respectfulness and does not judge or ask questions about the things you order ,,, but do not be late on your bill....my left knee cap has suffered an Acute Patellar Injury.... and my right one is now completely shattered... my insurance only covered 30% of my hospital bill and i can't tank zorn and toth let alone do ANYTHING with my friends anymore....all i do is watch them while they destroy heroic bosses across the universe while i sit on my dam Kurtob Alliance Speeder that the hospital requires me to use due to my injuries...they say i will never walk again and to get used to it... I URGE you , make sure you have the goods before getting involved with these people.. and if they are reading this..i didn't say anything.. i..i ..my eyes were closed when they asked me.. ...read the imperial fleet security droid's report .. i swear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawelc Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I approve of this RP. Looks over shoulder for Pistols. Good on you guys. Also 3 might armoring 27's for 4 mil yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansalem Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 shoot my group sells all the stuff for cheaper plus we have the skill armoring:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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