lord-durpp Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 If a bunch of big shot sith threw parties on the same night, which one would you go to? Also, what would they be like. I believe Darth serevin's would be a very classy dinner, as he is a diplomat. Kallig (how i view him as) would throw a massive backyard party, in an attempt to repicate project X. thoughts? other darth's party ideas? Also, i would go hang out a vowran's, as he is probably the leat likly to choke/zap his guests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgani Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 If you play and Imperial Agent then Kaliyo tells you I think on Dromund Kaas She had a friend that went to a Sith party. He was the entertainment. He came back wrong and she had to put him down. So I'm going to say that I don't ever want to find out what Sith parties are like, because my mind does not need to be broken. Not yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 If you play and Imperial Agent then Kaliyo tells you I think on Dromund Kaas She had a friend that went to a Sith party. He was the entertainment. He came back wrong and she had to put him down. So I'm going to say that I don't ever want to find out what Sith parties are like, because my mind does not need to be broken. Not yet. yeah was gonna say, that was creepy. probably tons of slaves treated as disposable toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellbirdIV Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 We see a "Sith party" in the Inquisitor's early quests on Dromund Kaas. Zash sits drinking heavily, trying to drown out the constant gossiping coming out of two other Sith Lords. So apparently, Sith parties are just like regular ones, except whenever they play Piñata, they string up a slave and hit him until his red candy falls out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 The aren't called Sith Parties they are called Dark Side Keggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 We see a "Sith party" in the Inquisitor's early quests on Dromund Kaas. Zash sits drinking heavily, trying to drown out the constant gossiping coming out of two other Sith Lords. So apparently, Sith parties are just like regular ones, except whenever they play Piñata, they string up a slave and hit him until his red candy falls out. There are way more Imperial citizens at that party than actual Sith, though. Made me feel like it was just an Imperial party she went to. Zash goes to solidify her alibi when you go to kill Darth Skotia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 The aren't called Sith Parties they are called Dark Side Keggers What kind of beer do Sith drink? DARK BEER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antagonasty Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) *Darth Thanaton throws a party* Darth Thanaton--"You there, stop drinking that punch! Thats new punch, not traditional punch!" Random party goer--"Mi lord, that makes no sense...and your invitations said to bring "Traditional Alcohol", but no one was sure what that meant, so most of its rum and moonshin-" Darth Thanaton--"You have neither the Power nor Authority to make that decision *lightning*" In short, everyone would come expecting fun, only for Thanaton's party to be a Traditional ball with stuffy clothing and designated small talk subjects. At the next dark council meeting, everyone would awkwardly try to avoid the subject. Edited July 12, 2012 by Antagonasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdrallXGSTAR Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I can't imaginate such things with Vader and Palpatine in the middle of a party... Oh well, I guess it's possible by this video (3:45) as shows it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arybeth Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Acording to Lord Vash, they're "dull dull dull dull dull"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdrallXGSTAR Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Now about Jedi parties = Meditation (Oooooooooooooooohm... ) Smuggler parties = Who shot first? Trooper parties = Biggest killer-machine-gun-ever. So /yay and /cheer (or /spit if wanna) to the winner Imps Agent party = All hidden Bounty Hunters party = Seeking the biggest bounty head. Just what do bhs among themselves tipically, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erudain Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 A Sith party, Palps and Vader are totally wasted... Palps: Hey...Hey, Darth? Darth? Vader: Yeah? What? (the Emperor draws a circle on a napkin) Palps: That. That's what. Vader: What? It's a circle. It's a good circle, I'll give you that. Palps: No. No, no. Space station. Vader: What? Palps: Yep. Vader: (in disbelief) What? Palps: Yep, it is. Vader: No way! Palps: It is. It is, big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 ...if sith had a pinyata..would they force throw the sticks at it while blindfolded? thank goodness for kolto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 ...if sith had a pinyata..would they force throw the sticks at it while blindfolded? thank goodness for kolto Nah. They'd Force toss their apprentices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 A Sith party, Palps and Vader are totally wasted... Palps: Hey...Hey, Darth? Darth? Vader: Yeah? What? (the Emperor draws a circle on a napkin) Palps: That. That's what. Vader: What? It's a circle. It's a good circle, I'll give you that. Palps: No. No, no. Space station. Vader: What? Palps: Yep. Vader: (in disbelief) What? Palps: Yep, it is. Vader: No way! Palps: It is. It is, big time. Family Guy FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forgon Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 This is now my favorite thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 how would spin the bottle work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 how would spin the bottle work? There is a prospect with a variety of terrifying levels. I should imagine a bottle would be Force-spun in mind air, occasionally colliding with the head of a slave and then... things. Things would happen. Things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 There is a prospect with a variety of terrifying levels. I should imagine a bottle would be Force-spun in mind air, occasionally colliding with the head of a slave and then... things. Things would happen. Things. sith take on 7 minutes of heaven in a closet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuffystuffs Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 At first, I read this as "sith panties- what would they be like?" I laughed. Please, no one answer that question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 At first, I read this as "sith panties- what would they be like?" I laughed. Please, no one answer that question. we all know the answer: grey and ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgani Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 At first, I read this as "sith panties- what would they be like?" I laughed. Please, no one answer that question. My Sith Jugg doesn't wear any. Malavai was quite pleased. I'm not sure how to take the conflicting accounts of sith parties (Kaliyo's and Zash's.) Unless Zash is so sociopathic that the horrible things Kaliyo says goes on in sith parties are dull to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 It depends on the kind of sith, really. some will have slave piniatas, while others simply use their slave's blood to flavor the punch. A few will use annoying people as disco balls, if they are feeling retro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forgon Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 My Sith Jugg doesn't wear any. Malavai was quite pleased. I'm not sure how to take the conflicting accounts of sith parties (Kaliyo's and Zash's.) Unless Zash is so sociopathic that the horrible things Kaliyo says goes on in sith parties are dull to her. Considering she, with her enthusiastic, cheery attitude, says, "Apprentice, meet me up in my quarters..." like a bubbly 5 10 year old just moments after she screams and kills some one, would imply she is a bit sociopathic. Although to be fair, I think it is just because Zash has a poor assortment of friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 A few will use annoying people as disco balls, if they are feeling retro. My marauder needs to do this to 2v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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