Ismaire Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) I really should stop reading in this thread. As amusing as it can be, I'm starting to think you people have issues...Unless I did miss something and this thread is not about the MMO but a SWTOR-themed *** game. In that case,... Well, SWTOR may not be a *** game, but I couldn't help be reminded of this inappropriate (if non-companion) quote: Female Imperial player questioning a womanizer: Player: Just make sure you're out of Imperial space by sundown. Harez Bant, subtitles: For you, sweetie? Anything. Harez Bant, spoken: For you, sweetie? I'll come anywhere you want. That makes me snicker like a fifth grader every time. (And I do get it every time, since I generally play LS.) Although, the first time I heard that, I read the subtitles before the spoken words sunk in completely (which was a good thing, otherwise I'm pretty sure my Bounty Hunter would have shot the guy for that remark, LOL). Edited May 25, 2012 by Ismaire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 And what a poet you are, Captain. That was a thing of beauty. lol I'm a poet but didn't know it. Now to find something to rhyme with Togruta... Or just Togruty Booty. Master Bela Kiwiiks mmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Well, SWTOR may not be a *** game, but I couldn't help be reminded of this inappropriate (if non-companion) quote: Female Imperial player questioning a womanizer: Player: Just make sure you're out of Imperial space by sundown. Harez Bant, subtitles: For you, sweetie? Anything. Harez Bant, spoken: For you, sweetie? I'll come anywhere you want. That makes me snicker like a fifth grader every time. (And I do get it every time, since I generally play LS.) Although, the first time I heard that, I read the subtitles before the spoken words sunk in completely (which was a good thing, otherwise I'm pretty sure my Bounty Hunter would have shot the guy for that remark, LOL). That has to be the most outright sexually suggestive line in the game. The spoken one, not the subtitled one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akkassia Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Corso- "Oh yeah I got one!" Lord Scourge- "Are you certain you need this?" Adronikos- What you WOULDN"T want to hear =P "I'll be done in no time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aranellis Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 I`m a bit amazed nobody mentioned Risha "I think you`ll be satisified" (I don`t know any other lines, never seen her romance, i prefer my pixel guys instead, but she seems to have lots of suggestive ones). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 lokin: it's been awhile, but i can manage. it's been awhile for all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 "My Guns Itch" - Akaavi Spar. Since she doesn't actually carry guns, there are only two things she could be talking about.... now, why would they itch? o0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 "My Guns Itch" - Akaavi Spar. Since she doesn't actually carry guns, there are only two things she could be talking about.... now, why would they itch? o0 bowdaar's fleas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirandel Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 (edited) Doc "You may experience some discomfort." Rofl. Also, "It'll only hurt for a second" and "And stay down" he says as well. Actually, everything Doc says is dirty. But hilarious And you do not need to take it out of context, I am sure he means what he says Edited May 26, 2012 by Mirandel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Ran across another Doc one today: "I know just how to handle this." And yeah, I'm pretty sure he means exactly that. Doc would be quite happy in this particular thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 bowdaar's fleas So all the while they do it Wookiee style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FyveS Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Seriously? Pierce has the most suggestive lines of all the companions I've seen so far. Not only that, his voice actor must have had a blast reading them because they SOUND suggestive as well. Let's see: 1. I'm steady and sure in all situations, my lord. 2. I'll prove my worth to you, my lord. 3. You won't be disappointed. 4. Just say the word, I'll show you what I can do. 5. Don't worry, I know my limits. My SW would love to respond: 1. Let's put that to the test, shall we. 2. Start now. 3. Let's see that I'm not. 4. Word. Word. The WORD is given, da**it! 5. There's limits? When did that start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taalbert Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 bowdaar's fleas rofl and I thought my trooper was the only one with a flea problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalterien Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Don't know if this has been mentioned before but by Andronikis (?) "I'm your man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Talos Drellik: "Yes, well, I had a bit of an equipment malfunction." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted May 28, 2012 Author Share Posted May 28, 2012 Talos Drellik: "Yes, well, I had a bit of an equipment malfunction." everyone has those days lol. it's bound to happen when you send them on " missions" repetedly " we encountered difficulties" ; ; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalterien Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Talos Drellik: "Yes, well, I had a bit of an equipment malfunction." This had me in stitches while I was at work on my dinner break today. Good thing we didn't actually have any of our equipment break down like it sometimes does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted May 31, 2012 Author Share Posted May 31, 2012 tanno vik..just got him..some funny ones. " all right all right. now beat it" *giggitygigity* "i'll be right behind you. trust me" all right all right. so much for enjoying the moment" " if you don't spit out what you want, you'll get a *bleep* without the *bleep* " " youre not *bleep*ing fast enough!" "i'm going in!" " *bleep* someone else, i just work here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 vette has one real gem: "dont get any ideas in that sithy head of yours" there is no way that is not suggestive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 From Scourge: "You need me." Uh huh. Glad we're clear on that. "Let us impose our *bleep* on the galaxy." "My lightsaber hungers." (I know someone already posted it, but omg.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AelixVII Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) (Not companion but I had to include this, it was too good) Today my Sith Warrior said: 'I met stiff opposition, but I softened it up.' I almost died. Naturally, I had to take a screenshot: http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/123732631-4.jpg As for companions, I often take Quinn's line 'Whatever you wish, my Lord' out of context personally Edited June 1, 2012 by AelixVII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Vette: "Oh, by the way, I found my old shock collar. Come on. ;)" Ok, that was IN context for the wedding night. Kink Factor 5! Vette, I luvz you. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 My good buddy Broonmark: "We hunger to BLEEP the clan." What, all of us? Pace yourself, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted June 3, 2012 Author Share Posted June 3, 2012 My good buddy Broonmark: "We hunger to BLEEP the clan." What, all of us? Pace yourself, man. always had a feeling that broonie was a freak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 always had a feeling that broonie was a freak... I put him near the same annoyance level as Skadge. He's one of my "Out the Airlock while in Hyperspace with you!" along with Skadge, Tanno, Rusk, and Quinn if they ever give us that option later. Funny thing is, I haven't been annoyed at all by the Smuggler companions. I can even stomach EmoChewie constantly reminding me that he used to be a slave. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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