Aximand Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) "How to Promote Positive Reinforcement in the Workplace" - By Darth Vader Around the Galaxy in 80 ppParsecs, by H Solo (umm, Mr. Han, a Parsec is a distance, not a measure of time. Did you really dump that load of Spice, or did you do something else with it?) I've Got Big DeathStars, by D. Vader (it's hip, and you can dance to it). Down the Trench, and Up the Exhaust Port, by L. Skywalker (Ummm, Master Luke, about that title...) Kessel Run. It was never meant as a measurement of time. The speed of the Falcon allowed it to skirt closer to the Maw, thus cutting distance off of the run. Edited May 2, 2012 by Aximand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Moonshadow Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Anything written by, about, mentioning or even TOUCHED by Jar Jar Binks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORTTUUM Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "Kessel Run. It was never meant as a measurement of time. The speed of the Falcon allowed it to skirt closer to the Maw, thus cutting distance off of the run. Sorry, my Star Wars geedom is pretty much limited to the movies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 -To Serve Jedi, by Khem Val Guessing this is a cookbook then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IheartGreenGirls Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "The Art of Marksmanship" --Stormtrooper 563 "Who to Trust" --Emperor Palpatine "The Sex Tourist's Guide to Endor's Forest Moon" --Very Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Yub Yub Commander: Aguide to Ewok mating rituals by Wes Janson HA! Excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Moonshadow Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Guessing this is a cookbook then? Oddly enough it's not. It's all about serving Jedi efficiently. How to wake them from deep meditation, what safe foods you can feed them on planet surfaces, where to have their robes cleaned and delivered in under 15 minutes. It was very surprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Oddly enough it's not. It's all about serving Jedi efficiently. How to wake them from deep meditation, what safe foods you can feed them on planet surfaces, where to have their robes cleaned and delivered in under 15 minutes. It was very surprising. Yeah, you really wouldn't expect that kind of book about Jedi from Khem. I assumed that book would have apicture of a cooking pot containing a guy in Jedi robes on the cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRobert Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) A tusken raider love story? Can they even love? lol They do it in single file, to hide their numbers. Also, "I Am Not Val" by Darth Zash "I Am Zash" by Khem Val. Edited May 2, 2012 by DarthRobert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawreos Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Getting the Droids You're Looking For - S. Trooper Keeping Your Head in a Fight - Count Dooku You Can't hit a Bouncing Muppet - Yoda When To Be A Committee - Leia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPun Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "How to Convince a Dark Lord of the Sith You've Intercepted No Transmissions and In Fact are On a Diplomatic Mission" Audio book performed by Raymus Antilles with foreword by Princess Leia Organa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gedierond Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "Subtle diplomatics" by Viceroy Gunray "Advanced spaceship engineering: advantages of placing fragile reactors in hangar bays" by the Chief Engineer of the Trade Federation "How to perform swift executions" by Poggle the Lesser "Surprise orbital bombardments: how to gain approval from your commanding officer" by Admiral Ozzel One I would definitely buy: "Scruffy looks: how to get the best of them" by Han Solo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "10 easy steps to controlling your temper" - by darth malgus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) "Patience & Tolerance: A Guide to Counterparts" - R2-D2. Droids & Their Workings, A Manual - Haynes the Jawa. Edited May 2, 2012 by dazednconfuzed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 Protecting your body. A guide to avoiding amputations. by Anakin Skywalker This time We'll do it together. Helpful tips for successful mating. by Obi Wan Kenobi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "How to Promote Positive Reinforcement in the Workplace" - By Darth Vader Kessel Run. It was never meant as a measurement of time. The speed of the Falcon allowed it to skirt closer to the Maw, thus cutting distance off of the run. Yes, George Lucas has A.C. Crispin to thank for covering his butt on that slip-up. I can't decide whether it's funny or sad that ExU authors have to patch together George's plotholes. However, the Kessel Run/Parsec issue was the most well done, imo. Great writing by Crispin on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "How To Start A Career In Politics" -Jar Jar Binks "Putting Your Planet Before The Galaxy" -Padme Amidala "Identifying Safe Places To Hide" -Han Solo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSouthPike Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Guessing this is a cookbook then? Yup. You should really pick up the companion piece, though. It's called To Serve Sith. Very good recipies. The Inquisitor gave a copy of it Harkun, who was quite happy with the title, and didn't think much of it; but then he began to read it, and the next thing everyone knew, he was running around the Academy, screaming to the top of his lungs "It's a Cookbook! It's a Cookbook!". Still, Khem's books will never be as popular amongst the Sith as Lord Scourge's best-seller, The Art of Backstabbing, with a foreward by Darth Baras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IheartGreenGirls Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Swift Kick to the Death Stars: Why It Was an Even Worse Idea the Second Time --Luke Skywalker A Sith's Guide to Father/Son Bonding --Darth Vader On Proper Treatment of Employees --Emperor Palpatine An Alderaanian Guide to Continued Civilization --All of 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The Art of Body Modification, by Darth Zash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The Art of Body Modification, by Darth Zash Is that a picture book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 How Not to Lose Your Ship in a Gambling Match - by Lando Carisian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 How Not to Lose Your Ship in a Gambling Match - by Lando Carisian Followed by The Perfect Game: Successfully winning every game you play.- by Lando Calrissian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 On Proper Treatment of Employees --Emperor Palpatine Most big corporations already use this guide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 How To Accomplish Your Life's Work Without Falling To The Dark Side by Master Nohmen Karr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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