ToEasy Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) How to kill Mace Windu - Jango Fett. Why I hate The Sarlacc Pit - Boba Fett How to Kill an Ewok - Storm Troopers Edited May 1, 2012 by ToEasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithhelmet Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "The Girl With the Krayt Dragon on Naboo" Jar Jar Binks. "A Farewell to Arms" You can put a couple of names to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPun Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Here's one that everyone should read, "Sold Out: How to Successfully Re-think Your Life" by Elan Sel'Sabagno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattchanner Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Dieting Tips From a Hutt. How to Keep the Pounds and Look Your Flabbiest. by Jabba the Hutt The Necessity of Caution: How to Avoid an Ambush. by TK-421 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Here's one that everyone should read, "Sold Out: How to Successfully Re-think Your Life" by Elan Sel'Sabagno You want to go home and rethink your life lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilikaa Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "The Golden Rod Diaries" by C-3PO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 "The Golden Rod Diaries" by C-3PO We're doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phorxx Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The Art of Altering the Deal, by Darth Vader Prayers for Deal Alteration, by the Rev. Lando Calrissian SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOIN' HOME AND TAKING MY TOYS TOOOO! a guide to Canon by George Lucas Slimming, yet Menacing, a Sith Guide to Black Robes, by Darth Fabulous Surviving Shafts, a guide by Darths Maul and Sidious with a foreward by Luke Skywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSouthPike Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 On the not to buy list: -Dealing with Grief, by Carth Onasi -The Hitchhiker's Guide to Most of the Galaxy, by Han Solo -How to kill the Force, by Kreia -A Gentleman's Guide to Galactic Politics, by Emperor Palpatine -To Serve Jedi, by Khem Val -My Memoirs, by Revan -It was so Artistically Done: An Autobiography, by Grand Admiral Thrawn -Tips for Public Speaking, by Anakin Skywalker -A Farewell to Arms, and Legs, and Lungs, by Darth Vader -The History of the Galaxy, From a Certain Point of View, by Obi-Wan Kenobi -How to Get Rich Quick, by Languss Tuno -On Meatbags, by HK-47 Books that I would by: -10 Easy Steps to Self-Improvement, by Kyle Katarn (really, anything by Katarn) -The Pilot's Handbook, by Wedge Antillies -The Perfect Con, by Gault Rennow -The History of the Republic!, an Audiobook by M1-4X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 The Art of Altering the Deal, by Darth Vader Prayers for Deal Alteration, by the Rev. Lando Calrissian SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOIN' HOME AND TAKING MY TOYS TOOOO! a guide to Canon by George Lucas Slimming, yet Menacing, a Sith Guide to Black Robes, by Darth Fabulous Surviving Shafts, a guide by Darths Maul and Sidious with a foreward by Luke Skywalker Rev. Lando? When did he become a reverand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 On the not to buy list: -Dealing with Grief, by Carth Onasi -The Hitchhiker's Guide to Most of the Galaxy, by Han Solo -How to kill the Force, by Kreia -A Gentleman's Guide to Galactic Politics, by Emperor Palpatine -To Serve Jedi, by Khem Val -My Memoirs, by Revan -It was so Artistically Done: An Autobiography, by Grand Admiral Thrawn -Tips for Public Speaking, by Anakin Skywalker -A Farewell to Arms, and Legs, and Lungs, by Darth Vader -The History of the Galaxy, From a Certain Point of View, by Obi-Wan Kenobi -How to Get Rich Quick, by Languss Tuno -On Meatbags, by HK-47 Books that I would by: -10 Easy Steps to Self-Improvement, by Kyle Katarn (really, anything by Katarn) -The Pilot's Handbook, by Wedge Antillies -The Perfect Con, by Gault Rennow -The History of the Republic!, an Audiobook by M1-4X I would buy anything Katarn as well. Now add a foreward to it by John Williams and your golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalkingDinosaur Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) How to know if your masters are holding you back, Rosh Penin Force Choke and You, a handbook by the Grand Moffs Edited May 2, 2012 by TalkingDinosaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBentOne Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Alderaan deserved it!! - By everyone who has ever quested on Alderaan. Ever. But I thought I would get my dead boyfriend back, that makes it okay. Right? :A firsthand account of the murder of Giliad Pellaeon. - By Tahari Veila A government guide: How to keep the Jedi in line - By Natasi Daala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 How to know if your masters are holding you back, Rosh Penin Force Choke and You, a handbook by the Grand Moffs Ugh. Rosh Penin... no just no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 Alderaan deserved it!! - By everyone who has ever quested on Alderaan. Ever. But I thought I would get my dead boyfriend back, that makes it okay. Right? :A firsthand account of the murder of Giliad Pellaeon. - By Tahari Veila A government guide: How to keep the Jedi in line - By Natasi Daala I agree with the alderaan one. Most definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Alderaan deserved it!! - By everyone who has ever quested on Alderaan. Ever. It's funny because it's true. After having to deal with those self-important, self-righteous, self-idiotic nobles on Alderaan, I would take credit for giving Tarkin the order to fire. He did the Galaxy a favor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayesia Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "How to hire effective, and loyal bodyguards." - By Grand Admiral Thrawn. "We're Doomed! A guide to intergalactic diplomacy." by 3-CPO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 "How to hire effective, and loyal bodyguards." - By Grand Admiral Thrawn. "We're Doomed! A guide to intergalactic diplomacy." by 3-CPO. poor Thrawn. He never had a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 How to Get Force Choked by Vader and Make Credits Doing It by Conan Antonio Motti The part they cut from that scene was where the guy sitting next to him handed him a hundred creds chit under the table after Vader released him. He won the drunken bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) How to Get Force Choked by Vader and Make Credits Doing It by Conan Antonio Motti The part they cut from that scene was where the guy sitting next to him handed him a hundred creds chit under the table after Vader released him. He won the drunken bet. lol. "Hey. Bet you a hundred creds Tarkin tells him to release you." "You're on. I'll go insult him." Edited May 2, 2012 by Aurbere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcchieffan Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) How to write a love story by George Lucas Edited May 2, 2012 by kcchieffan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dprijadi Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 BLAST 'EM : Standard Stormtrooper Assault Manual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORTTUUM Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Around the Galaxy in 80 ppParsecs, by H Solo (umm, Mr. Han, a Parsec is a distance, not a measure of time. Did you really dump that load of Spice, or did you do something else with it?) I've Got Big DeathStars, by D. Vader (it's hip, and you can dance to it). Down the Trench, and Up the Exhaust Port, by L. Skywalker (Ummm, Master Luke, about that title...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilikaa Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Yub Yub Commander: Aguide to Ewok mating rituals by Wes Janson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORTTUUM Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 dieting tips from a hutt. How to keep the pounds and look your flabbiest. By jabba the hutt the necessity of caution: How to avoid an ambush. By tk-421 hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Both !!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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