Screaming_Ziva Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I kinda like the kneel down when logging in. All we're missing is the time displacement bubble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshbyrd Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 what an entertaining thread this has been, and OP, you are hilarious! i jumped on this thread so fast when i saw it. for the last 2 days or so i have logged in to find my character kneeling and i was at a complete loss on how how to explain it. its not game breaking or anything just thought it was odd. now i know its my baby taun-taun's fault, and he seemed so innocent! i shall chuck him into the nearest ravine next time i log in, that should solve the issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revelationjp Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 This has been the most amusing thread of the day for sure. I can't imagine why I didn't realize that My Sith Assasins new found inclination to rest between log ins resided with his new tauntaun. It was the only thing that had changed. But then again, I activated it when I got it and promptly forgot about it, because it's small and runs around behind me pretty unnoticed. When I do see him, I remind myself to dismiss him, as it's hardly fitting for a powerful Sith to have a cute and cuddly furrball following him around, but then I get distracted by murders and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorlare Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 its called T-bowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooltrip Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Interesting. I logged on this morning and found my character kneeling. I did not know there was a Tebowing epidemic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel_of_Cain Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 its called T-bowing I wonder if they will have our characters Taylor-Swifting next.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightylawngnome Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 It's actually been proven squatting is the ideal poo position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revelationjp Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 It's actually been proven squatting is the ideal poo position. I agree, but this is the internet, so I have to ask for 3 peer reviewed studies please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddballEasyEight Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Im loving this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiddymun Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 It's actually been proven squatting is the ideal poo position. Proven? Not to me, bubba! Link please. The ONLY time I would consider pooping in an unconventional manner would be in a zero-g environment, though to be fair I would probably be so protective of the vital, life-supporting equipment becoming contaminated, that my posture would most likely be more... fluid. And somewhat active, in a panicky manner. An unlikely scenario, as I understand there are sucking contraptions installed... and besides, I don't know about you, but we have gravity in Yorkshire. Very helpful in evacuation situations. Perhaps that's where your problem resides... I'd check E-Bay. I'm glad to read that the Submissive Kneeling Plague Event has reared itself across the naughty Sith Empire and is not confined to we angelic types. A trouble shared, they say. Oh and the link request? Best not... probably... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I wonder if they will have our characters Taylor-Swifting next.... You mean my Sorc might start singing predictable, sappy love songs to those he just wtfzapped to death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatebomb Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Of course they're kneeling. I mean jeez we leave em standing for hours on end after we log off. I would expect them to get tired and take a knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatebomb Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Interesting. I logged on this morning and found my character kneeling. I did not know there was a Tebowing epidemic. Maybe a BW event? Lol. I expect a kneeling is griefing thread to start soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screaming_Ziva Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Proven? Not to me, bubba! Link please. Since you asked for it (although according to the footnote you're going to have to read a book): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation Oh and the link request? Best not... probably... Too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiddymun Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 Since you asked for it (although according to the footnote you're going to have to read a book): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation Too late. Holy crap! Literally! After reading the section on fainting and death, I have upgraded my insurance policy. Better to be safe. Wouldn't want my loved ones to be denied a payout in the event of any poopsquat-related death I may suffer. I realise this thread has been somewhat dragged nether-region-wards so will attempt to adjust and compensate... Has anyone else noticed that the Kneeling Plague Taun Tauns are insisting on aninnynonny... anonnyninny... anigglyscratching... anonymity? I have an Orokeet, called Orokeet... a Crimson and a Pale Rakling (guess what they're called)... but a Taun Taun that evidently only speaks Blue Bar... 'cos that's all it's willing to display. Could this be down to the fact that the Kneely-related damage they're doing is so system-wide that the Containment Officers (who are conspicuous by their absinthe, I have to say) are under orders to euthanise the entire species? The plot thickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alxandria Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 We must kneel before our orokeet overlords. KNEEL PEASANT, KNEEL. I swear, when I first read this it said, KNEEL PHEASANT, KNEEL! I've got bird on the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicSkimmr Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I swear, when I first read this it said, KNEEL PHEASANT, KNEEL! I've got bird on the brain. I was seriously THIS CLOSE to writing that instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObiWanBaikonur Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Proven? Not to me, bubba! Link please. The ONLY time I would consider pooping in an unconventional manner would be in a zero-g environment, though to be fair I would probably be so protective of the vital, life-supporting equipment becoming contaminated, that my posture would most likely be more... fluid. And somewhat active, in a panicky manner. An unlikely scenario, as I understand there are sucking contraptions installed... and besides, I don't know about you, but we have gravity in Yorkshire. Very helpful in evacuation situations. Perhaps that's where your problem resides... I'd check E-Bay Yorkshire sounds very nice! Here in the republic of Georgia we have lots of Turkish toilets, or squatty-potties. I've yet to see a kneely-potty, though. That'll be the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowflyingmeat Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 It's cause we're all terminators sent from the future to save SWTOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosdefined Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Ahh! I just logged in and my character was kneeling! What sorcery is this?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiddymun Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 I swear, when I first read this it said, KNEEL PHEASANT, KNEEL! I've got bird on the brain. Sounds like you've been having the same sort of forum day I have... I spent two distressing hours convinced the Twi'lek Hoods / Clipping Lekku thread was about some arcane circumcision ritual. Not that I'd admit it. Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThroneOfOP Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Haha Unequip for your armor before logging off and then you become a T-800 Jedi Terminator from the future. (minus the electricity entrance of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oshimo Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 it was fun the first 12 times ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sambril Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 it was fun the first 12 times ... That's what she said ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritterific Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 I experienced the kneeling bug as well. I dismissed my new tauntaun pet and have not seen my character kneel on log in since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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