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If Bioware wrote the SW Movies.


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Bored.. and thought I'd post something satiric and a bit silly.

 

 

So.. The rules.. Using things in the SWTOR world explain how the SW movies would have changed.

 

 

 

Bounty Hunters, while shooting at people, couldn't defeat hardly anyone 1 vs 1.

Han would have said ""Boba Fett? LOL" The slapped the blaster out of the BH's hand as he finished his beer.

 

 

Vader would have had a smash build, and would have had a horrible adrenal habit.

 

 

Although still the ruler of the universe, Darth Sidious would have ruled Huttball.

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And jedi and sith for no reason could not take their emo hods down on their robes.

And when trying to take em of they would be standing around in shorts.

 

And yeah Sidious lighning would be purple not blue and Vader would be force to

fly after luke in a pre determined path in eps 4 not able to do anything but fire while his ship would fly itself.

 

And also because of the bad resolve bar Dookus lightning in episode II actually tok out Yoda for way to long from the fight, and because of this they lost the fight and the Empire won the war to early.

 

And in the movies there would be no minigames like in the game so Han Solo would never winn the millenium Falcon from Lando.

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Bored.. and thought I'd post something satiric and a bit silly.

 

 

So.. The rules.. Using things in the SWTOR world explain how the SW movies would have changed.

 

 

 

Bounty Hunters, while shooting at people, couldn't defeat hardly anyone 1 vs 1.

Han would have said ""Boba Fett? LOL" The slapped the blaster out of the BH's hand as he finished his beer.

 

 

Vader would have had a smash build, and would have had a horrible adrenal habit.

 

 

Although still the ruler of the universe, Darth Sidious would have ruled Huttball.

 

The story would be the same for all 6 episodes, a threat has emerged that wants to destroy the galaxy. (This is basically the plot of all of Bioware's games.)

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Bored.. and thought I'd post something satiric and a bit silly.

 

 

So.. The rules.. Using things in the SWTOR world explain how the SW movies would have changed.

 

 

 

Bounty Hunters, while shooting at people, couldn't defeat hardly anyone 1 vs 1.

Han would have said ""Boba Fett? LOL" The slapped the blaster out of the BH's hand as he finished his beer.

 

 

Vader would have had a smash build, and would have had a horrible adrenal habit.

 

 

Although still the ruler of the universe, Darth Sidious would have ruled Huttball.

 

Sorry Boba Fett is PT pyro, and thus would have owned Han, scoundrel, in seconds.

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