Tgirgis Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) Multiple threads have ranted about this, and still have had no responses or comments by any of the devs. In fact, this isnt even on the list of known bugs. So out of pure frustration and 15 minutes of free time, I wrote a poem in hopes that this more amusing style would catch some kind of developer's attention. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are those who fear to lose their career, and those who fear to lose someone dear. Those who fear to domineer and those who fear to be austere. Those who fear who they revere will just walk out and disappear. Those who fear to engineer and those who fear to pioneer, those who fear to interfere and those who fear what is not clear. There are those who fear to be insincere, and those who fear it may sound queer, And though it may, I dare to say That what I fear is my own rear. Though I’ve tried to persevere, I can’t continue standing here As the Sith point and jeer, Guffawing at my bulbous sphere. I realize now it’s very clear That these words won’t reach an ear and even if you were to hear You still won’t think it’s that severe. But fat as hutts are our butts, Just thinking of it drives me nuts! So here I cry about this rut, And ask you for a smaller butt. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edited February 26, 2012 by Tgirgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remerik Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Exellent poem, man! This issue needs to flood the forums in order to atleast get a statement from BW. I've been googling like crazy about this bug and found so many complaints that its astounding that nothing happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julesremain Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 lol, very good! I actually have been using a chest piece with a built in cape simply to avoid this issue. Needs sorting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorgrin Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Very nice, and creative. have you ever tried to equip two different chest pieces where one dint cover your hind quarters? If you go back and forth, it makes your rear just explode like there are two instant inflatable balloons back there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Yui- Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I'm loving these Sentinel poems. Great work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tgirgis Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 If a freakin' poem doesnt get bioware's attention I don't know what will lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drebs Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 5 stars for civility and effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeakrazo Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Excellent post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alement Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Great post. I named my JK Beyonce for this reason. That **** cray, aint it jay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tgirgis Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 Hmm... I wonder If any devs noticed this yet lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AetherMcLoud Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 What I noticed recently in PVP, this problem seemingly doesn't occur with the male 3 body type. Their butt stays normal, while my male 2 body sports enormous buttocks when wearing a robe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelGuyver Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I'm not normally one for poetry, but I think I wept a little at that one. Thank you for summing up our plight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_focus_Zal Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 you sir are a legend, well done i say well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCanUseTheForce Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 +10 crit brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melhcior Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 +10 for awesomeness. Truly an epic poem sir. It's a shame it's so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tgirgis Posted February 26, 2012 Author Share Posted February 26, 2012 Thank you everyone! Keep this thread going in order to get developer attention! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bamxk Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 hahaha this is awesome!. The only reason I chose male body type 3 was to avoid the big butt body type 2 had with robes. It looked so stupid I couldnt stand looking at it. This really needs to be fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeRanger Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Nicely done, I think the Female has this problem to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMornard Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Nicely done, I think the Female has this problem to.... Nay! Nay, I say thee Nay! I am pleased by ample derrieres, and I am unable to prevaricate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMornard Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Also, it MAY be that this is so far down the developer's list of things to do that the light from the top of the list won't reach it for 10,000 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMornard Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Also, it MAY be that this is so far down the developer's list of things to do that the light from the top of the list won't reach it for 10,000 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tgirgis Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 Also, it MAY be that this is so far down the developer's list of things to do that the light from the top of the list won't reach it for 10,000 years. What exactly is the purpose of their "To do" list? I havent seen anything fixed recently besides "Fixed a bug that caused some players to recieve 1 extra credit in the mail when mailing items" And your telling me bubble-butts, dark brown rendering left arms, eyebrows that don't change colors with hair, imperial officer hats that make everyone (including females) bald, and other half-assed short cuts aren't on their to do list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelphinHunter Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) +1 someday... Cuz Yeh even my male sentinel has a nicer but than my wife's female guardian. ***? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Maybe a but slider left for Natalie Portman right for Jenerffer Lopez LOL Edited March 1, 2012 by DelphinHunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BH_Bandos Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I have yet to see an option within the character creator that will adjust more features below the head than just overall build. I can only hope Bioware thinks of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluxWing Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 After reading this, I have to go make a Jedi Guardian called Bulbous Sphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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