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If you aren't watching the Super Bowl on Sunday there are probably a few reasons:

 

1 - You live in another country.

2 - You don't have friends.

3 - You were knocked out in the hospital.

4 - You are one of those odd people who doesn't own a TV in 2012.

5 - You are giving birth.

6 - You died between the time you read this and 6PM Sunday.

7 - You were beat up in high school by jocks.

8 - You only know what a ****** looks like due to ****.

9 - You hate America.

10 - The terrorists won.

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If you aren't watching the Super Bowl on Sunday there are probably a few reasons:

 

1 - You live in another country.

2 - You don't have friends.

3 - You were knocked out in the hospital.

4 - You are one of those odd people who doesn't own a TV in 2012.

5 - You are giving birth.

6 - You died between the time you read this and 6PM Sunday.

7 - You were beat up in high school by jocks.

8 - You only know what a ****** looks like due to ****.

9 - You hate America.

10 - The terrorists won.

 

 

This might be the best post EVER.

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Nah...

 

I prefer to do something other than watching someone in plastic armor with a double digit IQ and a triple digit income chase after some people with a ball. Matter of fact...I dislike most if not all sports...its just people catching after a ball or some *********** sort...what are we gosh darn circus seals?

 

 

Hey...enjoy that old man in drag Madonna or whoever at the half time show...yea you couldnt get anyone better than some old prostate infected bad smelling woman that looks like a man in drag.

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If you aren't watching the Super Bowl on Sunday there are probably a few reasons:

 

1 - You live in another country.

2 - You don't have friends.

3 - You were knocked out in the hospital.

4 - You are one of those odd people who doesn't own a TV in 2012.

5 - You are giving birth.

6 - You died between the time you read this and 6PM Sunday.

7 - You were beat up in high school by jocks.

8 - You only know what a ****** looks like due to ****.

9 - You hate America.

10 - The terrorists won.

 

1 and 9 for me, but you forgot 11. Yankball is lame.

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Its not football its handegg...

 

 

If you aren't watching the Super Bowl on Sunday there are probably a few reasons:

 

1 - You live in another country.

2 - You don't have friends.

3 - You were knocked out in the hospital.

4 - You are one of those odd people who doesn't own a TV in 2012.

5 - You are giving birth.

6 - You died between the time you read this and 6PM Sunday.

7 - You were beat up in high school by jocks.

8 - You only know what a ****** looks like due to ****.

9 - You hate America.

10 - The terrorists won.

 

Mostly 9.

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If you aren't watching the Super Bowl on Sunday there are probably a few reasons:

 

1 - You live in another country.

2 - You don't have friends.

3 - You were knocked out in the hospital.

4 - You are one of those odd people who doesn't own a TV in 2012.

5 - You are giving birth.

6 - You died between the time you read this and 6PM Sunday.

7 - You were beat up in high school by jocks.

8 - You only know what a ****** looks like due to ****.

9 - You hate America.

10 - The terrorists won.

 

1. True

2. False

3. Likely

4. False

5. Possible

6. Possible

7. I was a jock

8. False

9. False

10. Possible

 

I live in Scotland, but was raised in America. I played Football and all. I just don't like professional football, and especially don't like Yankees.

 

I mean, even the COWBOYS have a douchenozzle for an owner.

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Normally the game would be on as background noise, but seeing as it's my favorite team in the league (Giants) versus my least favorite team in the league (Patriots) happening 45 minutes from where I live (why couldn't I have saved up for a ticket ;_; ) it'll be football (sorry, handegg,) all the way this year!

 

(Go Giants!)

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Not a sports fan. As a matter of fact, televised sport events pre-empting shows I'd actually want to watch is something that can send me into a blind rage. Retard soccer and hockey players can't finish their *********** games on time, so the shows that were supposed to follow are cancelled. Any other kind of show is cut short if they're unable to finish on time but not sporting events. Never. They always get to run long. I'm willing to bet that they wouldn't even interrupt them to do an emergency broadcast if the world was coming to a fiery nuclear death. I *********** hate sports. If all the professional athletes across the world were to die in hotel fires, I'd feel inclined to celebrate.

 

Agreed for the most part. Sports suck, for the most part. I disagree about hockey. That's the only sport I'll watch because it's fast-paced, requires skill, talent, and a ton of hard work, and seeing dudes blast each other into walls on skates is just plain cool. I'm going to a Superbowl Party and when I'm not socializing, I'll be thinking about TOR. :)

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If you aren't watching the Super Bowl on Sunday there are probably a few reasons:

 

1 - You live in another country.

2 - You don't have friends.

3 - You were knocked out in the hospital.

4 - You are one of those odd people who doesn't own a TV in 2012.

5 - You are giving birth.

6 - You died between the time you read this and 6PM Sunday.

7 - You were beat up in high school by jocks.

8 - You only know what a ****** looks like due to ****.

9 - You hate America.

10 - The terrorists won.

 

I'm going to go with nerd who doesn't see the appeal in professional sports. And no, I'm not a massive Star Trek fan, fat kid with a bunch of pimples, without friends, or a supergenius. I hate Star Trek, it takes attention from a real sci-fi series like Star Wars, I'm average size and have relatively clear skin, I have enough friends, and I'm above average. So I don't want to hear a bunch of crap for not liking sports. By the way; for #9: the 2nd Amendment is my favorite. :)

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