smartalectwo Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 The Dark Side is a path to many pants some consider to be... unnatural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Vader: My pants are not as forgiving as I am. Lando: Get as close as you can and engage those pants at point-blank range. Ki-Adi Mundi: What about the droid attack on my pants? Yoda: Go there, I will. Good relation with your pants, I have. Anakin: My pants size has doubled since we last met, Count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderFrog Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) Vader: "Luke. I am your pants." Edited January 22, 2012 by CommanderFrog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJDunn Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Anakin: I don't like pants. they're coarse and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere. Han: And I thought pants smelled bad.. on the outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurdiib Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 "Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the pants they sent you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVarrak Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Obi-Wan: You know I don't like it when you do that. Anakin: Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like pants. Obi-Wan: I don't mind pants, but what you're doing is suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Emperor Palpatine: Soon the rebels will be crushed and young Skywalker's pants will belong to us. Emperor Palpatine: There is a great disturbance in my pants. Emperor Palpatine: An entire legion of my best pants awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid this station will be quite operational when your pants arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSchmo Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Pants herder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gedierond Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 "Do, or do not... there are no pants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDTC Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 "She was alive, I felt it! Pants!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gedierond Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Vader: "Is Padme alright? Is she safe?" Sidious: "It seems, in your pants, you killed her..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 “Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkiii Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) I have altered the pants. Pray I don't alter the pants any further. - Edited January 23, 2012 by Alkiii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkiii Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) Faith in your new pants, misplaced may be. As is your faith in the dark side of the Pants. - Edited January 23, 2012 by Alkiii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkiii Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 The dark side of the Pants is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danhood Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Luke: She's rich. Han Solo: Rich? Luke: Rich, powerful. Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be... Han Solo: What? Luke: Well, more pants than you can imagine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Obi-Wan: Use the pants Luke. Han Solo: You never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the ship that made the pants run in less than 12 parsecs. Jabba: I don't like smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of imperials. Han Solo: Even I get pantsed sometimes Jabba. You think I had a choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 "Do or do not, there are no pants." "These are not the pants you are looking for." "Look sir! Pants!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boovi Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 These are not the pants you're looking for. You can fool around with your pants some other time, i want those droids cleaned up before dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) "Only Sith deal in Pants." -Obi-Wan "These pants are your life. Do not lose them." -Obi-Wan again "That's no pants..." -Han Solo? "I can feel your pants... It gives you focus..." Palpatine Edited January 25, 2012 by Guildrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CynonDeCaerleon Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 "I find your lack of pants disturbing...." "I sense a great disturbance in my pants." "The Mellenium Falcon did the Kessell Run in less than 12 parsecs....without pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostRiderLSOV Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) "You have failed me for the last time, pants." "Luke! Don't give in to pants. That leads to the Dark Side." "I saw... I saw pants in the clouds." "Always in motion are the pants." "Decide you must, how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could; but you would destroy the pants for which they have fought, and suffered." "What is thy bidding, my pants?" "Pants, pants, you must learn pants!" "Your pants lie with me Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true." "No. Not yet. One thing remains. Pants. You must confront pants. Then, only then, a Jedi will you be. And confront them you will." "Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants..." "You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule." "I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can." "Perhaps I can find new pants to motivate them." "When nine hundred pants you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?" Ok, that's enough. Edited January 25, 2012 by GhostRiderLSOV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cary Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 The Thermal Detonator in your pants from the original kotor forums was far funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrus Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I find your lack of pants disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Obi-Wan: Well the pants are what give a Jedi his power. Anakin: I killed them! I killed them all! They're dead! Every single one of 'em. And not just the men, but the women and their pants too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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