Docsis Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 How about free healthcare, free college, free Star Bucks, free HighSpeed Internet, free housing, free toilet paper, free WD-40, free chicken-pot-pie, free mousetraps, free candy canes, free wall-to-wall carpet with free installation, free batteries for your free remote control for your free 52" Plasma with free cable for life with all the free HD' and free pay channels, free lightbulbs (have to be florescent now-a-days), free USB drives, free 12 maids-a-milking, free tootsie rolls, free garbage bags, free Nike's, free toe-nail clippers, free Long John Silver's Fish and Fries, free styrofoam cups, free big Gulps with free lifetime refills, free hot-dogs with chile, free Dr. Pepper, free paper clips, free Tupperware, free Pawn Star bobble-heads, free underwear, free Willy and Free Willy 2, free corn-on-the-cob corncob holders that look like little corn-on-the-cobs, free butter for the free corn-on-the-cob with the free corn-on-the-cobb corncob holders, free #1 foam fingers, free massages, free airline tickets, free pogo sticks, free staples, free staple pullers, free door knobs, free green paint, free haircuts, free BluRay players, free 3-ring binders, free trees and bushes, free housecleaning, free sponges, free keyboards, free socket wrenches, free push pins, free photo albums, free Bic pens and free Bic lighters, free disposable diapers, free monopoly money, free eyeliner, free ear wax removal kits, free fire extinguishers, free lamp posts, free boomerangs, free meatballs, free antacids, free thimbles, free halloween costumes, free pop tarts (cherry only), free weight loss programs, free Tylonol, free buckshot, free fish hooks, free whistles, free compound W for the wart on my finger, free steel-toed boots, free hourglasses, free cheese, free lunchpails, free bananas, free roller-blades, free honey-crisp apples, free suntanning, free rowboats with free oars, free pirate hats, free magic tricks, free microwave ovens, free hunting knives, free scratch-and-sniff stickers with the smell of licorice, free tongue depressers, free eyedrops, free roller-coaster rides, free Lucky Charms, free lifeboats, free monkeys, free chia pets (except the one that looks like Obama), free red wagons, free spare tires, free buttons, free bandaids, free snuggies, free lip balm, free chicken soup, free mustache combs, free wicker baskets, free cup of tea, free bowling, free duct tape, free tie clips, free wooden canes, free toothpaste, free cigars, free clap-on devices, free Mad Magazines, free wooden spoons, free rubber bands, free Mr. T autographs, free matching salt and pepper shakers, free scotch tape, free sunglasses, free hard drives, free cardboard boxes, free vanilla wafers, free Christmas Trees, free postage stamps, free toy remote controlled airplanes, free stuff.................... Did I miss anything? Come on BioWare... where is my free stuff? The game isn't PERFECT, and we demand free stuff to compensate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merex Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racsofp Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 You missed ponies. Can I have a pony? I want a pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawheidbob Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I imagine if i paid for any of the stuff listed and it was crap or did not work i would want compensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cylide Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 You missed ponies. Can I have a pony? I want a pony. I am ENTITLED to have a pony! #OccupyStables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santium Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 For those or don not complain they shall live its streets if *****. **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yotes Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Wall of Text FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YooYooMa Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 (edited) I do get free university via scholarships. It's pretty nice, you should try it. Edited January 12, 2012 by YooYooMa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowrod Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skaara Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Is it really asking too much to use the enter key from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sireene Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Hey there! Though we appreciate that you have concerns regarding the game, we’re going to close this thread as it does not have a topic for constructive discussion. We encourage you to post your specific concerns in a relevant thread, and we value your constructive feedback, especially in areas you’d like to see the game improve. Thanks for understanding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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