Halofax Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! And people say this games Dev's arent awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalvorHardin Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) Awesome reply Georg ! And great news about droid casings and cores !! Thank you very much ! Edited January 24, 2012 by SalvorHardin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KemoShaw Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 that Dev reply...is Awesome Sir...awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronPenick Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! I was amused until this. Then I LMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamewizX Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! Best. Response. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tzian Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Im shocked you wanna give that loud mouth a weapon. I can just hear it now. "Oh thank goodness youve returned Master. If you notice a large chunk of ship missing, Dont worry it was just me accidently firing off a grenade from the Z665 Rifle you gave me. I should have it cleaned up soon." PMSL your ship droid republic side is as annoying as ours i see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tzian Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! ok that got a shed load of laughs when read over voice comms nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izorii Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Best. Response. Ever. made me chuckle. Just wish they would allow me to mute the bloody thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenaught Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I recommend taping about 40 thermal detonators to him and telling him to "CHARGE!!!!" LOL! If only I could! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasarith Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Im shocked you wanna give that loud mouth a weapon. I can just hear it now. "Oh thank goodness youve returned Master. If you notice a large chunk of ship missing, Dont worry it was just me accidently firing off a grenade from the Z665 Rifle you gave me. I should have it cleaned up soon." Roflmao, You should Write more of them - Love to hear that on the Ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnisJunior Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! What am I paying you for? Get back to work! *cracks whip* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felioats Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 -snip- :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masters Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Brilliant. Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophetic Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. Truth in advertising? I love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceridan Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! I have only one thing to say to this: /win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathelcon Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! More win than Charlie Sheen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kunari Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! LOL /winning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miri Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! Dear Sir. I was hoping you could help me find the wire that powers my 2V-R8 droids Vocal Modulator. I was politely informed by one of your service techs that my warranty only covers one decapitation by lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHeadCapper Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Im shocked you wanna give that loud mouth a weapon. I can just hear it now. "Oh thank goodness youve returned Master. If you notice a large chunk of ship missing, Dont worry it was just me accidently firing off a grenade from the Z665 Rifle you gave me. I should have it cleaned up soon." ROFL, nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apopthis Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! Thank you for this sir.....you just made my night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregowen Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 yes seriously one of the best posts i've ever seen, if only we had this kind of story content in game. at the least this should be posted on the front page of the site so everyone can enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peeved Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Or could we change the C2n2's voice and attitude in the future? It would be cool to have him say that famous line from Die Hard in a Bruce Willis like voice......Can you see it, you walk in your ship and instead of him having his mechanical nose in your rectum, he says"yipee kayee M@ther....." or "Haven't died yet, eh?" Or a Forrest Gump "momma always said...." anything for a laugh... NOW that would be cool the first hundred times. Just a different voice or attitude would be excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrellaris Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! Hahaha Awsome reply! Made my night and with that...its bed time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanWolfShadow Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! Best Dev Post EVER. Winning and Tigerblood abound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Haderach Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) Dear Sir, I am writing to you in response to your complaint about our product, the C2-N2 droid. We regret that you are experiencing difficulties with this award winning, state of the art household droid. Sadly, we have to inform you, that the C2-N2 droid, and its Imperial counterpart, the 2V-R8 autonomous ship maintenance unit, are not rated for combat at this time. Several regrettable incidents, including the loss of a full squad of SIS operatives (apparently triggered by a malfunctioning speech unit voicing its congratulations to the undercover team during a deep cover infiltration mission), have lead the Republic Technical Support Corps to revoke the combat certification from these units and forced us to replace the 'advanced weapon and martial training ROM' from the programming of the unit. These facts have been clearly disclosed to customers at time of sale, as well as in the programmatic introductory conversation program voiced upon owner transfer. For this reason, we cannot take responsibility for your problems. We are however pleased to announce that future updates to the unit's artificial intelligence core will dramatically increase the efficiency of it's emergency medical protocol features - and add some other, more questionable features. The C2 Droid Corporation is also pleased to announce that we have started investigations into a new line of droid casings and cores, aimed at improving the efficiency of the unit's assembly and construction features. No official release date for this line of top end equipment has been determined at this point. We thank you for your interest in our product. The Management C2-N2 - The only thing that crits is his voice in your earchannel! I am not interested in the copy-paste messages your support center is sending! Edited January 25, 2012 by Darth_Haderach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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