abasden Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 If you got any good Star Wars jokes, reply below this thread. Here's an example: What do you call a bounty hunter's dog? A Boba Pett! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameYOL Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Robot Chicken Has A Lot Of Good Star Wars Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayhemofChaonus Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Who is the loneliest Jedi? Master Bates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCTICPUMBA Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) Why does Darth Vader always know what he got for his birthday? He can feel his presents (I'm so sorry...) Edited April 2, 2016 by ARCTICPUMBA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabbyMe Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I'm going to put the most classic one What's the inner temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm...! Another one I saw that made me snort was... What do you call a bunch of Sith that were skewered? A sith-kabob! I can't remember that last one verbatim... but that's the gist of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheran Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 How do you call a Chiss in the rancor pit ? A chissburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MortuumAmens Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 A Twi'lek walks into a cantina, and the cantina vendor asks "why so blue?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilakubala Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Q: How many Sith Lords does to take to change a lightpanel? A: None, that's what Apprentices are for Q: How many Imperial Agents does it take to change a lightpanel? A: None, they prefer to work in the dark Q: How many smugglers does it take to change a lightpanel? A: A missing what? A missing lightpanel? No, I don't know anything about that... Q: How many Bounty Hunters does it take to change a lightpanel? A: Only one, but it'll cost you. Q: How many Jedi Masters does it take to change a lightpanel? A: Three: One to meditate on the significance of change, one to mediate between the lightpanel and the panel socket, and one to actually change the panel. or A: One, but only if the lightpanel is ready to accept the need for change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilakubala Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 ...and, of course: Arrawooaaarghaararwarragh graaagh. Rrrrr. Arraraghar. Rrawwwarrrgh! It's really funny if you speak Wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 There's a new rapper called Boba Fetty Wap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_riches Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Not mine but: What do you call Mandalorian history Mandalore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlrikFassbauer Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke Skywalker when they were having a meal on the Millennium Falcon ? "Use the fork, Luke !" Edited April 12, 2016 by AlrikFassbauer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameYOL Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Not mine but: What do you call Mandalorian history Mandalore Dude...That Was Wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool-dude Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 What do you call a Smuggler that is frozen in carbonite? Answer: A Hardened Criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool-dude Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke Skywalker when they were having a meal on the Millennium Falcon ? "Use the fork, Luke !" That one got me to chuckle as I visualized the characters saying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 How many jawas does it take to change a light panel? Only one, and he's the guy conning the farmer into changing it for him... for a discount, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheran Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 What does Mr. T says to a talkative Hutt ? - Quit your Jibba Jabba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazeTomahawk Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 There's a new rapper called Boba Fetty Wap. I was running around Taris the other day and decided that if I had a rapper name it would be "Young Nexu" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanier Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 The Force Awakens and Rogue One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheran Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 The Force Awakens and Rogue One Aaaaaand someone had to kill the mood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimson_Knight Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Unlike han, i won't shoot first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDutchman Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 The Force Awakens and Rogue One This might be funnier if Rogue One had released. As it stands its just eyeroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naxon_Vosh Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Why does Darth Vader always know what he got for his birthday? He can feel his presents (I'm so sorry...) That literally made me rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that_Spartan_IV Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Why did Darth Sidious' school teacher go to prison after having a steamy night with him? Because he was only a Palpa-teen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason_Olin Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 The Force Awakens and Rogue One I'm completely onboard for Farce Awakens but... come on, Rogue One isnt even out yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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