Nemodain Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Greetings Earthlings, My name is Keplar from Omnicron 7, a planet not to far from your planet. We recently recieved transmissions from thousands and thousands of voices crying out in anger from your planet. A huge fleet was dispatched to deal with this great moaning to save mankind. Upon our arrival to your planet on December 20, in the year 2011, we discovered that the voices had faded. The great moan, as we have called it, was quilled when we discovered that the same individuals were in the online game swtor and playing. It's as if they totally forgot what had occured in the previous days. Now they were so busy playing we could not find anyone to validate the crying of the voices. With this new found report our entire attack fleet was recalled and given specific orders not to destroy this entity Bioware. I was given specific orders to travel back in time to this date December 13, 2011 and infiltrate the communication media. Once here, I would then inform the puny humans that all will be well soon! Thus, I have taken control of this human and made the post for all to read. Look into the light, relax and take a deep breathe as it will all be over soon and forgotten! Sincerely, Omnicro... I mean Nemo! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ tldr: relax and take a deep breathe, we will all be in soon enough. @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ p.s. no, i am not in yet, so i too must wait. O |\ | |\ <------------<<<< / | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiORdian Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Its too late, only blood can cool the anger of the anonymous internet crowd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valenwood Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Revealing yourselves to EA was the worst mistake your race will ever make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appletaz Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 The great moan, as we have called it, was quilled when we discovered that the same individuals were in the online game swtor and playing. It's as if they totally forgot what had occured in the previous days. The great moan was stuck with feather tips? Wow! What a feat. Did you not notice the finesse of that? You should tell the state department how it was done! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandAdmrlThrawn Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 That is one mighty big arrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairwolf Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Revealing yourselves to EA was the worst mistake your race will ever make. love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valenwood Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 The great moan was stuck with feather tips? Wow! What a feat. Did you not notice the finesse of that? You should tell the state department how it was done! :eek: Your name makes me feel really thirsty. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bivsw Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 OMG, what if he is a REAL alien ?!?!? what are the chances of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Bond Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Greetings Earthlings, My name is Keplar from Omnicron 7, a planet not to far from your planet. We recently recieved transmissions from thousands and thousands of voices crying out in anger from your planet. A huge fleet was dispatched to deal with this great moaning to save mankind. Upon our arrival to your planet on December 20, in the year 2011, we discovered that the voices had faded. The great moan, as we have called it, was quilled when we discovered that the same individuals were in the online game swtor and playing. It's as if they totally forgot what had occured in the previous days. Now they were so busy playing we could not find anyone to validate the crying of the voices. With this new found report our entire attack fleet was recalled and given specific orders not to destroy this entity Bioware. I was given specific orders to travel back in time to this date December 13, 2011 and infiltrate the communication media. Once here, I would then inform the puny humans that all will be well soon! Thus, I have taken control of this human and made the post for all to read. Look into the light, relax and take a deep breathe as it will all be over soon and forgotten! Sincerely, Omnicro... I mean Nemo! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ tldr: relax and take a deep breathe, we will all be in soon enough. @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ p.s. no, i am not in yet, so i too must wait. O |\ | |\ <------------<<<< / | All i have to say is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaA2eKABuEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemodain Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 That is one mighty big arrow. I know, I should of used smaller arrows and fired them in waves! Nemo ( Hack the Planet ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malles Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I think this and the six posts I've seen threatening lawsuits have made my wait worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valenwood Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I think this and the six posts I've seen threatening lawsuits have made my wait worth it. Did you see the 'I'm a lawyer IRL' post? That was special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalvorHardin Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Hehe... It's funny because it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanzoV Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 That was a good post, until he took an arrow in the knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemodain Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 That was a good post, until he took an arrow in the knee. I know, right! Nemo ( Screw Hack the planet, Hack Bioware and let me in! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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