havokhead Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 1) This morning I referred to my truck's brakes as "firing the retros" subconsciously 2) when you close your eyes to go to sleep at night you see asteroids 3) you refer to motorcycles on the road as "scouts" (Harleys are cattlescouts) 4) you call sexy ladies on the sidewalk "aces" 5) plus sized ladies on the back of motorcycles are referred to as "bombers" -J'exx (republic privateer) 55'slinger THE Ebon Hawk Stalker (imperial Intellegence) 43 ops THE Ebon Hawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityLyre Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) You press F3 when you zone into a flashpoint/operation. You have 4,000+ games played. Your team comes up with plenty of ridiculous and stupid minigames to play while GSFing, like "last Pike alive wins 50k." Your level 30+ toons on other servers don't have an advanced class or class ship yet. People you've never met on other servers recognize you. Edited July 12, 2014 by TrinityLyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SammyGStatus Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) / You play one handed to give the other team a chance and still do more damage than the entire other team and finish with top kills/ You press F3 first thing when your computer comes out of sleep mode/ When your boss asks you where you went out over the weekend, you respond "Denon"/ You have several mastered ships that you've never used in a match/ Your cat becomes better at aiding in killing you than your opposition/ You are only available to talk to your lover between matches/ You boot up Star Citizen and wonder where your Mangler went/ You refer to red skittles as DO Edited July 10, 2014 by SammyGStatus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheran Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 / You are only available to talk to your lover between matches I wondered if other people were also unable to hold a conversation during a GSF fight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuku-sama Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 I wondered if other people were also unable to hold a conversation during a GSF fight... As long as I don't have to look at said person or to se my hands, I can. / You pass more time trying to figures out the perfect build for your ships than the perfect spec for your toon. / Each of your 10 toons own their own fleet (Fleet Admiral FTW). / Your aim is so steady that people asks you if you're flying gunsheeps despites having only Lasers Strikes on your bar. / You can reliably single out every single lag issues in GSF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithAceI Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 You just now finished Makeb on a toon you have had since launch. You have paid real life money to transfer not one but two toons to a new server for more que pops. Your wife starts referring to the game/computer as your mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokhead Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 TEH I hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SammyGStatus Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 / While running late for work, you receive strange looks from individuals as you leave Penn Station yelling "TENSOR FIELD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davionix Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 / Feel like you are trying to railgun a scout when you are trying to kill a mosquito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwiggles Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Great thread ... find myself treating parked cars like space junk when im driving now days ... fortunately no selfies lol Purple-font Bastion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davionix Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 A few days ago I was at queshball and pressed F3 when the shield at spawn area opened at game start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camelpockets Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 / When you refer to a Gunslinger's Hightail it as Barrel Roll. Done that one a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatSatan Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 That F3 thing is legit. I do that constantly in warzones when I spawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleDress Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 / When you wake up and realize that last night's dreams were all GSF-related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magecutter Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 /when you keep hitting the space bar in ground pvp or pve expecting to boost forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathemagica Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 /when you press F3 after landing on a planet/fleet thinking that it will activate your mount. /when you press F1 prior to every pull in the ground game. /when you press F2 after accidentally pulling a group of adds you wanted to avoid while doing dailies. /when you spam Alt in your mind on your way to work, looking out for Gunships and Cattlescouts. /when you worry more about getting out of practice with your NovaDive/Mangler than your Shadow/Sniper while taking a break from the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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