scarlet_magpie Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Don't know how this started,and it may only be on the Red Eclipse Imp side, but I am loving the poems!! "An idea popped into my head.. I need to dispose of my creds, So like a sad wierdo, I hit the casino, And now my economy's dead" please help yourselves to add your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUXs Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I blame ikinai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikinai Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I blame ikinai. As well you should. Even though I don't think I have a character on Red Eclipse, although I might. Here in the casino, I should probably buy adrenals, For PvP or operations I drop a smuggler token Only to find that I am broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUXs Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 As well you should. Even though I don't think I have a character on Red Eclipse, although I might. Here in the casino, I should probably buy adrenals, For PvP or operations I drop a smuggler token Only to find that I am broken Every time I see you post in a thread, you fill my mind with angst and dread. I know it won't be very long, before I see lyrics from a song... and soon that tune will be stuck in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghoul_drool Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 More Kingpin chips than I could count, Credits down to a tiny amount, Fifty million I dropped, While my Guildies' queues popped And I STILL don't have a Rancor mount!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curulz Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Went to casino To perfect my craft Wanted a rancor But got the shaft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Wicked Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Went to casino To perfect my craft Wanted a rancor But got the shaft ^^ Win. Everything else is just filler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarlet_magpie Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 Went to casino To perfect my craft Wanted a rancor But got the shaft Lovely. I will buy you ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuriDogshin Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) Now that ain't Star Wars, that's the way you do it You play the slots on the Nar Shadaa That ain't Star Wars, that's the way you do it Get your rancor for nothin', and your gear for free. [Edit: more a filk lyric than a poem, I admit] Edited June 18, 2014 by BuriDogshin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUXs Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Now that ain't Star Wars, that's the way you do it You play the slots on the Nar Shadaa That ain't Star Wars, that's the way you do it Get your rancor for nothin', and your gear for free. [Edit: more a filk lyric than a poem, I admit] This poem, it ain't working, not for me...hey...wait a minute.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewitchdoctor Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Went to casino To perfect my craft Wanted a rancor But got the shaft Hickory, dickory, dock; A new casino on the block; The clock struck two; I'm stuck in this poo; AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A RANCOR! [said in /andrewdiceclay] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesixxpack Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I clicked on the thing and heard the casino's catchy jingle And leapt on my steed to check it out and co-mingle Will I go bust like an unlucky dingle? Or turn these 5 coins into more shiny blingle? Instead of fun I found overhyped boring With stage 3 degenerates using macros while snoring I pondered how this event helps the game's survival But awarded it 1st place for dead on arrival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUXs Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I clicked on the thing and heard the casino's catchy jingle And leapt on my steed to check it out and co-mingle Will I go bust like an unlucky dingle? Or turn these 5 coins into more shiny blingle? Instead of fun I found overhyped boring With stage 3 degenerates using macros while snoring I pondered how this event helps the game's survival But awarded it 1st place for dead on arrival BRAVO sir...BRAVO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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