OmenQ Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) Granted, but all of the ammo that you have is blanks and unable to destoy zombies. I wish 2.4 would be made live already. Timeout... What's funny is that Bioware must have been playing this game too. They made the 2.4 patch available too soon to the launcher, and it corrupted some peoples' installations. They either had to wait until after maintenance, redownload the full game, or some other workaround involving taking the files off another PC and copying them over. So... Bioware says "Wish granted, but you can't play it until the servers are updated tomorrow." I wish you could place as the Sith Emperor as a class with its own story/companions etc. [/Quote] Granted, but your class story ends with your perma-death. Your companions are all player characters, and in the end, one will replace you as Emperor. When you start your next character, your only choice is Jedi Knight. I wish for 100 million credits to be deposited into my guild bank. Edited October 3, 2013 by OmenQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) Granted, but your class story ends with your perma-death. Your companions are all player characters, and in the end, one will replace you as Emperor. When you start your next character, your only choice is Jedi Knight. I wish for 100 million credits to be deposited into my guild bank. Granted, but your Imp guild only gets Pub creds, which cannot be converted, and vice versa. I wish I wasn't asthmatic. Edited October 3, 2013 by Xakthul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Granted, but your Imp guild only gets Pub creds, which cannot be converted, and vice versa. I wish I wasn't asthmatic. granted, you have hetrophillia I wish I had a google earth for coruscant with 3D imagry and the ability to go into the lower levels of coruscant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 (edited) granted, you have hetrophillia I wish I had a google earth for coruscant with 3D imagry and the ability to go into the lower levels of coruscant Granted, but since the whole planet is covered with the city and its kilometers high skyscrapers all over the load times are in weeks every time you open one zone or try to move the view a bit. I wish the AI that will take over the worlds networked computer systems in near future will have a sense of humor. Edited October 4, 2013 by turjake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Granted, but since the whole planet is covered with the city and its kilometers high skyscrapers all over the load times are in weeks every time you open one zone or try to move the view a bit. I wish the AI that will take over the worlds networked computer systems in near future will have a sense of humor. Granted, but said humor is limited exclusively to "arrow in the knee" jokes I wish that the next SWTOR update contains a telekinesis ability for Force Sensitive characters to toss other players around. MUAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Granted, but said humor is limited exclusively to "arrow in the knee" jokes I wish that the next SWTOR update contains a telekinesis ability for Force Sensitive characters to toss other players around. MUAHAHAHA! wish granted, ty for making that wish because all the snipers are complaining about getting thrown out of their cover so now each sniper gets 1 shot kills when against jedi I wish that I was omnipresent (everywhere at once) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 wish granted, ty for making that wish because all the snipers are complaining about getting thrown out of their cover so now each sniper gets 1 shot kills when against jedi I wish that I was omnipresent (everywhere at once) Granted, but only a portion of your consciousness is in each location you exist in, leaving you an effectively comatose omnipresent person. I wish I hadn't wiped out on the second boss in Dread Fortress the other night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Granted, but only a portion of your consciousness is in each location you exist in, leaving you an effectively comatose omnipresent person. I wish I hadn't wiped out on the second boss in Dread Fortress the other night. granted, you wiped on the 1st boss I wish that I didn't get any school projects over fall break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 granted, you wiped on the 1st boss I wish that I didn't get any school projects over fall break Granted, instead you will spend your fall break cleaning and painting your grandparents house since you have extra time when you have no school projects. I wish someone already invented the flying car we have been promised for last 50 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig_VanCover Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 (edited) Granted, instead you will spend your fall break cleaning and painting your grandparents house since you have extra time when you have no school projects. I wish someone already invented the flying car we have been promised for last 50 years or so. Granted, only that everyone now has to live underground because the threat of them flying into buildings is too real I wish I could live forever Edited October 5, 2013 by Ludwig_VanCover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Granted, only that everyone now has to live underground because the threat of them flying into buildings is too real I wish I could live forever granted but you are stationary and cannot move i wish that malgus didn't get killed in the false emperor flashpoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Granted, only that everyone now has to live underground because the threat of them flying into buildings is too real I wish I could live forever granted but you are stationary and cannot move i wish that malgus didn't get killed in the false emperor flashpoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 oops accidentally double posted:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 lol. He isn't really killed, just frustratingly thrown down a air shaft like Luke is in Ep. 5 Corruption: Granted, but he is hit by an airspeeder and killed. I wish Space Missions weren't on rails, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 lol. He isn't really killed, just frustratingly thrown down a air shaft like Luke is in Ep. 5 Corruption: Granted, but he is hit by an airspeeder and killed. I wish Space Missions weren't on rails, lol. granted, totally aggree no corruption here:cool: I wish that my JC could wear SIN gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 lol. He isn't really killed, just frustratingly thrown down a air shaft like Luke is in Ep. 5 Corruption: Granted, but he is hit by an airspeeder and killed. I wish Space Missions weren't on rails, lol. granted, totally aggree no corruption here:cool: I wish that my JC could wear SIN gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 (edited) granted, totally aggree no corruption here:cool: I wish that my JC could wear SIN gear(hoping we're talking about the same "SIN", here goes.) Granted, but now your Assassin has no gear to wear. Have fun showing up to a Dark Council meeting and being laughed at for coming in your underwear! I wish I had more chocolate in the house. Edited October 6, 2013 by bionamaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 (hoping we're talking about the same "SIN", here goes.) Granted, but now your Assassin has no gear to wear. Have fun showing up to a Dark Council meeting and being laughed at for coming in your underwear! I wish I had more chocolate in the house. granted, but there's now rats and ants in your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 granted, but there's now rats and ants in your house. You forgot to wish again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 You forgot to wish again. you forgot your wish too I wish that you would stop forgetting to wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 you forgot your wish too I wish that you would stop forgetting to wish granted, but we wish for the nukes to be dropped on Coruscant. I wish Garza was a killable NPC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 granted, but we wish for the nukes to be dropped on Coruscant. I wish Garza was a killable NPC. Granted, unfortunately you will need a sith-general class character to arrange that, and that class only becomes available after 6 years of /played time as sith soldier class. Which will be implemented in the next expansion. I wish we had something like 5 suns so the nights would not be dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Granted, unfortunately you will need a sith-general class character to arrange that, and that class only becomes available after 6 years of /played time as sith soldier class. Which will be implemented in the next expansion. I wish we had something like 5 suns so the nights would not be dark. Granted. You have now melted. I wish Zaphod Beeblebrox was actually president: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WbBmvBiSQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Granted. You have now melted. I wish Zaphod Beeblebrox was actually president: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WbBmvBiSQ wish granted, people who hate him are now conspiring to kill you for wishing that I wish that I had robots to do my chores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 wish granted, people who hate him are now conspiring to kill you for wishing that I wish that I had robots to do my chores. Granted, but they are all C2-N2s who won't stop talking to you about said chores. I wish I had a T7-01 Unit in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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