MackumDog Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Dear Bioware Please can you give me my husband and children back. My husband comes in from work, eats his dinner and then rushes upstairs to his PC where he then sits playing the game you produced until 11pm. He says nothing to me other than 'Drink' or 'Food' I feel his companion in the game gets more respect from me, and I am sure he is having sex with it, because he has not touched me since early release. My two young sons play the game when they get home from school, their skin is starting to turn pale and I am sure that their fingers are getting longer. Please bioware, I understand your game is good, but I need my husband and children, he has to start doing jobs around the house, the windows could do with a cleaning and we cannot see out soon. you know christmas is coming and if we dont get to the shops soon, it will be beans and toast for dinner. Please for the sake of my marriage, and the poor dogs health..please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papazooki Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradewindNQ Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 When the fate of the galaxy is in the balance, things like food, hygiene and family become secondary concerns. You're just going to have to tough it out....at least until they're level 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orizuru Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 As long as nobody starts yelling, "Mom, get the bucket!" then I think you'll be fine. If someone does start yelling that though, run. Do not look back. I'm talking Sodom and Gomorrah type do not look back. Just run and keep running until you collapse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VannaKjyshy Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Dear Bioware Please can you give me my husband and children back. My husband comes in from work, eats his dinner and then rushes upstairs to his PC where he then sits playing the game you produced until 11pm. He says nothing to me other than 'Drink' or 'Food' I feel his companion in the game gets more respect from me, and I am sure he is having sex with it, because he has not touched me since early release. My two young sons play the game when they get home from school, their skin is starting to turn pale and I am sure that their fingers are getting longer. Please bioware, I understand your game is good, but I need my husband and children, he has to start doing jobs around the house, the windows could do with a cleaning and we cannot see out soon. you know christmas is coming and if we dont get to the shops soon, it will be beans and toast for dinner. Please for the sake of my marriage, and the poor dogs health..please I play games because I'm single. Ditch your kids and husband and come live with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casandra Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Rawful! I about died laughing at this. <3 Fantastic post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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