Musezy Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) A recent study by a leading Rodentologist revealed that hamster populations in Redwood City, California are in alarming decline. Experts agree, there is strong evidence indicating a possible connection, to the rapidly dwindling number of hamsters, linked to the new server technologies developed and deployed by a major gaming company based in that area. Funding for additional research and studies is expected to be announced shortly by major environmental agencies to study the effects of the newly endangered rodent's sudden disappearance. Edited July 8, 2012 by Musezy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synxos Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Possible renewable source of energy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoX Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I am speechless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PakaOno Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 BioWare's hamster farm is located in Texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegabond Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 We should use our legacy tauntauns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pekoo Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I am speechless no me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tordo Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 BioWare's hamster farm is located in Texas The study could been performed offsite? And also the mutant zombie apocalypse killing the servers and the developers. You can see the problem this presents. -Tordo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I will burst in that facility and spam my flame sweep all over there punk asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eszi Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 It's because eevee is your friend in real life and eevee is pet cat, but pet cat is not eevee and pet cat is imperiatrix, but imperiatrix is not eevee and is your friend in real life as well. So if eevee is pet cat but not eevee and imperiatrix is your friend in real life as well and is pet cat too, it means that eevee is imperiatrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovia Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 like teh post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkyardWolf Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 The folks at Livermore labs took em, needed more power to run the coffee pots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidichIorian Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) Remaining hamsters organized and launched a counter attack. Damn you, hamsters! Damn you to hell! Edited July 8, 2012 by MidichIorian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcCaptain Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Saving hamsters is too mainstream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FigeroMentel Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 BioWare's hamster farm is located in Texas No, that's McDonalds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egotisticalape Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 vanguards are too mainsteam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcCaptain Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Server maintenance is too mainstream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqee Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Saving hamsters is too mainstream... [22:34:33] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: scissors cut paper [22:34:36] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: paper covers rock [22:34:43] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: rock crushes lizard [22:34:46] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: lizard poisons spock [22:34:50] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: spock smashes scissors [22:34:55] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: scissors decapitate lizard [22:34:59] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: lizard eats paper [22:35:07] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: paper disproves spock [22:35:11] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: spock vaporizes rock [22:35:14] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: rock crushes scissors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verymediocre Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I am okay with this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggy Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 It's because eevee is your friend in real life and eevee is pet cat, but pet cat is not eevee and pet cat is imperiatrix, but imperiatrix is not eevee and is your friend in real life as well. So if eevee is pet cat but not eevee and imperiatrix is your friend in real life as well and is pet cat too, it means that eevee is imperiatrix. Pet cat is also Pebkac but not Imperiatrix but a real life friend called Eevee who pebkac's while she Pebkac's so she can Eevee while she Imps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissentus Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM3jzlyNIpc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthgroond Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 England bought 20% of the Californian hamster populace earlier this year to help staff the olympics. They sell small towels with pictures of the Queen doing the javelin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pekoo Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 [22:34:33] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: scissors cut paper [22:34:36] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: paper covers rock [22:34:43] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: rock crushes lizard [22:34:46] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: lizard poisons spock [22:34:50] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: spock smashes scissors [22:34:55] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: scissors decapitate lizard [22:34:59] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: lizard eats paper [22:35:07] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: paper disproves spock [22:35:11] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: spock vaporizes rock [22:35:14] (Channel) NyshasBoyfriend: rock crushes scissors Where are the hamsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eszi Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Pet cat is also Pebkac but not Imperiatrix but a real life friend called Eevee who pebkac's while she Pebkac's so she can Eevee while she Imps. I want to eevee my pet cat so that imperiatrix can eevee it in real life ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashu-ri Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Maybe Bioware should upgrade to gerbils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqee Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Where are the hamsters A glaring oversight from a great mind I think we can all agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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