Darth_Solrac Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) It's not a story any Jedi will tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Sidious was a Dark Lord of the Sith. He was so powerful, he could create planet wide Force Storms with his mind, before crushing them with worm holes. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side. He could even display such a genius in strategy, & tact, that he turned The Chosen One to the Dark Side, made him his apprentice while ruling over his hated foe nation & order covertly. Naturally, the only thing that could stop him was his own extreme noob arrogance. Which of course it did. For while on his Death Star, the fit noob arrogance was so overwhelming, he forgot what a crafty genius he was, & about the bond shared between father & son that he had previously even warned that very father about. His apprentice then snuck up on him, & threw him down a miles wide shaft. Be wary young Sithlings, if you can't see your apprentice in your current line of sight, turn about, & short him out before returning to torture his son until he turns like you should have..... Edited May 22, 2012 by Darth_Solrac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 It's not a story any Jedi will tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Sidious was a Dark Lord of the Sith. He was so powerful, he could create planet wide Force Storms with his mind, before crushing them with worm holes. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side. He could even display such a genius in strategy, & tact, that he turned The Chosen One to the Dark Side, made him his apprentice while ruling over his hated foe nation & order covertly. Naturally, the only thing that could stop him was his own extreme noob arrogance. Which of course it did. For while on his Death Star. The fit noob arrogance was so overwhelming, he forgot what a crafty genius he was, & about the bond shared between father & son that he had previously even warned that very father about. His apprentice then snuck up on him, & threw him down a miles wide shaft. Be wary young Sithlings, if you can't see your apprentice in your current line of sight, turn about, & short him out before returning to torture his son until he turns like you should have..... Or use Essence Transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 he really should have had a word with the cowboy builders that left the opening to such a shaft with only a waist high guard rail. how did that get past health and safety? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 Or use Essence Transfer. LOL I knew you'd be the 1st to reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpokeking Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Every great Sith Lord's downfall got something to do with their overconfidence, Sadow, Kun, the Sith Triumvirate, Plagueis, Sidious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) LOL I knew you'd be the 1st to reply. Well I mean and stay with me here: What if it was a just a master plan? to trick the force, the prophecy and everyone else into thinking he's dead and six years later: "NOPE I'm back, HAHAHAHA! you should see your faces, oh dearie me." *trollface* Edited May 22, 2012 by Rayla_Felana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 he really should have had a word with the cowboy builders that left the opening to such a shaft with only a waist high guard rail. how did that get past health and safety? Most of the death star didn't have any railings whatsoever and for some inexplicable reason those shafts were *********** everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well I mean and stay with me here: What if it was a just a master plan? to trick the force, the prophecy and everyone else into thinking he's dead and six years later: "NOPE I'm back, HAHAHAHA! you should see your faces, oh dearie me." *trollface* Or he could just have had a son or second apprentice. To carry him on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Or he could just have had a son or second apprentice. To carry him on. He clearly had no interest in being overthrown or being replaced, in-fact I imagine what he would have eventually done if Vader didn't get deep fried would be to transfer his essence into Vader's body and become practically a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpokeking Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Honestly I don't like DE because it lowered Anakin's importance for destroy the Sith. But if you want to say this is noob, then you can point at almost all the Sith Lords because they all made similar mistakes and got betrayed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 He clearly had no interest in being overthrown or being replaced, in-fact I imagine what he would have eventually done if Vader didn't get deep fried would be to transfer his essence into Vader's body and become practically a god. Lol well no Dark Lord is ever interested in that happening to them. Happens when they can no longer help it. When the apprentice becomes more powerful. But Vader still seemed to be much his master's lesser then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well I mean and stay with me here: What if it was a just a master plan? to trick the force, the prophecy and everyone else into thinking he's dead and six years later: "NOPE I'm back, HAHAHAHA! you should see your faces, oh dearie me." *trollface* He must have learned Trollesu from Obi-Wan at some point. Only Sid couldn't use "ONE WITH THE BEARD, n00by n00by n00by n00blet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyer Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 "I know we're trying to keep construction on schedule, but can we hold off on the work for a bit? I'm trying to make a sithy dark-side speech here." "Well we're just covering up this hole here. We wouldn't want anyone to fall through it." "Just put a rail around it and we'll be fine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpokeking Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 He must have learned Trollesu from Obi-Wan at some point. Only Sid couldn't use "ONE WITH THE BEARD, n00by n00by n00by n00blet!" Obi Wan was no match for Dooku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 It's not a story any Jedi will tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Sidious was a Dark Lord of the Sith. He was so powerful, he could create planet wide Force Storms with his mind, before crushing them with worm holes. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side. He could even display such a genius in strategy, & tact, that he turned The Chosen One to the Dark Side, made him his apprentice while ruling over his hated foe nation & order covertly. Naturally, the only thing that could stop him was his own extreme noob arrogance. Which of course it did. For while on his Death Star, the fit noob arrogance was so overwhelming, he forgot what a crafty genius he was, & about the bond shared between father & son that he had previously even warned that very father about. His apprentice then snuck up on him, & threw him down a miles wide shaft. Be wary young Sithlings, if you can't see your apprentice in your current line of sight, turn about, & short him out before returning to torture his son until he turns like you should have..... My reply: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_00CrJcxI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) Obi Wan was no match for Dooku. Only because Dooku used the Catwalk Attack on Obi-Wan before he could use his Trollesu Face Defense. Edited May 22, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I think it's pretty obvious what happened. Vader was all and Luke was like and Palpatine was like and then Vader said 'You get away from him!' and then he picks up Palps and tosses him down the shaft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I think it's pretty obvious what happened. Vader was all and Luke was like and Palpatine was like and then Vader said 'You get away from him!' and then he picks up Palps and tosses him down the shaft. Lol that's what my link to youtube said (Robot Chicken III) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordegrus Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) Sidious: "When will you finish the second Death Star, Commander?" Commander: "We will finish in about two months sir, but we have a problem..." Sidious: "What?" Commander: "Our budget is too small to fit the big statues you want in your throne room." Sidious: "Well, what will you put instead of the statues of me?" Commander: "Since our Wookie workers went on strike, we can't continue construction on your throne room, so there will be holes in the ground, but we will but up guard rails for Your Majesty." Sidious: "Vader!" Vader: "Yes, Master? Sidious: "Make sure someone doesn't sneak up on me, and throw me down those bottomless pits, will you? Vader: "Yes, my Master..." Edited May 23, 2012 by Mordegrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Omega Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I only started disliking Darth Sidious when he was given ridiculous powers. Otherwise he was pretty cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Lol that's what my link to youtube said (Robot Chicken III) That's one of the best Star Wars Robot Chickens imo. If you haven't, check out the Yareal Poof episodes. Two are in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I only started disliking Darth Sidious when he was given ridiculous powers. Otherwise he was pretty cool That's about the only thing I really dislike about the Expanded Universe. It's almost turned into DBZ with all the UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAHHHHHH garbage for Palpatine and Luke especially. And Karen Traviss's contribution of the DBZ Kryptalorians.... err Saiyalorians? Either one works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 That's about the only thing I really dislike about the Expanded Universe. It's almost turned into DBZ with all the UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAHHHHHH garbage for Palpatine and Luke especially. And Karen Traviss's contribution of the DBZ Kryptalorians.... err Saiyalorians? Either one works. LOLZ. I'm still waiting for someone to go all KAMEHAMEHA! on someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 That's one of the best Star Wars Robot Chickens imo. If you haven't, check out the Yareal Poof episodes. Two are in my sig. I've seen those 3 Proofs so many times I almost know all the lines..... "Oh, so we're a council now...?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I've seen those 3 Proofs so many times I almost know all the lines..... "Oh, so we're a council now...?" Same here. 'What about you dogface did you know that now it was a council?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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