Aurbere Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 Shouldn't that title read, "Yoosa Becomin' Good at dat Bombad Speak'a da Gungan"? What the...? He's a Gungan! Get him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhudian Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 its almost scary how much you sound like one of them, you didn't write their parts in TPM did you? What the...? He's a Gungan! Get him! I have no idea what you guys are talking about. "Meesa Tinkin Dat Men Be From Korriban, But Women? Dey Be From Tython!" - Boss Nass "Dat Majicul Boyo Harry Pottin' An' Da Sacred Place Where Gungans Be Going To Keepem Secrets" - J. J. Rowling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JettrikRyflix Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 "The ABC's of Bounty Hunting; Easy as One, Two, Three" by Calo Nord "One, Twooey Little Bitty Accidenties," a Collection of Short Stories by Jar Jar Binks "Your Friends will Die!" The Beginner's Guide to Forced Cooperation by Darth Sidious "Spinning, That's a Good Trick!" an Overview of Piloting Basics by Anakin Skywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 I have no idea what you guys are talking about. "Meesa Tinkin Dat Men Be From Korriban, But Women? Dey Be From Tython!" - Boss Nass "Dat Majicul Boyo Harry Pottin' An' Da Sacred Place Where Gungans Be Going To Keepem Secrets" - J. J. Rowling Stop the Madness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 "The ABC's of Bounty Hunting; Easy as One, Two, Three" by Calo Nord "One, Twooey Little Bitty Accidenties," a Collection of Short Stories by Jar Jar Binks "Your Friends will Die!" The Beginner's Guide to Forced Cooperation by Darth Sidious "Spinning, That's a Good Trick!" an Overview of Piloting Basics by Anakin Skywalker Good ones. I would pick up the one by Calo Nord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Good ones. I would pick up the one by Calo Nord. So would I. He was a bad dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 So would I. He was a bad dude. I accidenatly got into a fight with him on Taris on KOTOR. Don't bug him for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JettrikRyflix Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I accidenatly got into a fight with him on Taris on KOTOR. Don't bug him for sure. Impossible fight FTL. I did that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 Impossible fight FTL. I did that too. got killed in like 10 or 20 seconds. Very sad moment. Made beating him all the sweeter later on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 Let the Wookiee Win. C-3PO's guide to holochess and Wookiee diplomacy- C-3PO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorgrumm Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 (edited) "UUUUUUrgh RoaaaaRRRRRR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUrrr!!!" (Shyriiwook translation of "The Joy Of Sex", with new pictures) by Lowbacca "Unusual Droid Features", by Random Jawa Droid-Vendor "Murdering Women and Children: A guide to getting the girl" by Anakin Skywalker "Ewoks and You: Combat Tactics for Handling Primitive Species" by Stormtrooper 627 "Ridiculously Overcomplicated Plots and How to Pull Them Off" by Emperor Palpatine "The Droids You're Looking For" Letters to Penthutt's Special Automaton-Erotica Special "Hives of Scum and Villainy" Frommer's Intergalactic Travelguide "A Certain Point of View: Thoughts on Morality and Ethics" by O. W. 'Old Ben' Kenobi "Nerf Herders: A Critical Look at Racism in the Galaxy" by H. Solo, foreword by Chewbacca "The Case for the Force: An Imperial Officer's Refutation of Atheism" Imperial Officer's Corp Handbook "Short for a Stormtrooper?: Erectile Dysfunction and You" by L. Organa "Breathmasks as a Fashion Statement" by D. Malgus, D. Malak, and D. Vader "Mesa Love You Long Time: The Diary of a Gungan Gigolo by J. J. Binks Edited May 4, 2012 by Vorgrumm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabitharan Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 "Its Raining Bags of Meat" written by HK 47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Listerman Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 "Do or Dot Not- or how Sith only deal in Absolutes and other contradictions."- By O.W. Kenobi "101 ways to use Carbonite in the bedroom." - By Han Solo "Sticky- My adventures in the Sarlaac Pit." - By Boba Fett "Memoirs of a Jawa Pimp."- By an anonymous Jawa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 "Memoirs of a Jawa Pimp."- By Blizz Fixed, and I would buy that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyehlar Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 "Your Highness-ness: A Smuggler's Guide to Pissing Off Princesses and Other Foreign Dignitaries" by Han Solo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilikaa Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 "Your Highness-ness: A Smuggler's Guide to Pissing Off Princesses and Other Foreign Dignitaries" by Han Solo LOL! awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-squiddy- Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Extend Your Lifespan: You too can live 1000 years - Boba FettThe Art of Misdirection: How to lull your victim into a false sense of...Blast them in the head! - Han SoloPave the Grand Canyon: Improvements on perfection - George Lucas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeutschGamer Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Stormtrooper Supplementary Tactics Manual: How not to be owned by rock throwing teddy bears - Anonymous Survivor from the horror of Endor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyreen Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 One not to buy. "How to Hunt and Kill Jedi - By Boba Fett" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Moonshadow Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 One not to buy. "How to Hunt and Kill Jedi - By Boba Fett" You're confused. Jango wrote that book. Boba wrote "How to Hunt and kill Smugglers with six foot tall furball sidekicks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brodymac Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 how to sell death sticks to a jedi by that guy in the bar in ep2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 5, 2012 Author Share Posted May 5, 2012 how to sell death sticks to a jedi by that guy in the bar in ep2 That guy in the bar. Nobody knows his name so let's just call him that. I'm betting if I put my time into it I could find out.......... But I don't want too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Moonshadow Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 That guy in the bar. Nobody knows his name so let's just call him that. I'm betting if I put my time into it I could find out.......... But I don't want too. Wouldn't be the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicGurl Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Not sure if this has been mentioned but; Achieving the Higher Ground by Anakin Skywalker (with a forward by Obi-Wan Kenobi) Trolling and You co-written by Count Dooku and General Grievous (with a forward by Obi-Wan Kenobi) ... after hearing about the authors' pasts and experiences, I'd question the validity of their work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 How to get retconned by Darth Maul To kill a Rancor by Luke Skywalker The rule of four Co-written by Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, and an anyonymous Sith apprentice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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