Wolfninjajedi Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 75: John William brushes his teeth, without toothpaste or a toothbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 76: John Williams trims his beard, using his baton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact: John Williams led the 300 spartans in the battle of thermopalye. He did this by possessing King Leonidas with his epic music, which transcends all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 78: An idea for a movie featuring John Williams and his music was in production, however it was later shut down because people wouldn't be able to handle watching all of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact: John Williams IS the most interesting man in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 80: "The force will be with you, always." Was actually suppose to be "John Williams will be with you, always." However it was changed at the last minute, because John Williams said it was too powerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohunMorlish Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 81: Even Atheists believe in John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 82: The Sith harness their power from John Williams' Music. The Jedi draw it directly from John Williams, hence the Jedi will always be stronger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 83: Starfighters and captial ships are all powered by John's music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 84: His music decides the fate of trillions of lives. Per minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 85: He bestowed the Power of the Beard upon Obi-Wan, Kyle, and Chuck. He took Dooku's Power of the Beard, since he was no longer worthy of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 86: Anyone can hear John's music, even if they are deaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theeht Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) Fact 87: John Williams was the first to combine chocolate and peanut butter Edited April 9, 2012 by Theeht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 88: If you can get John Williams to compose the Duel of Fates backwards, the Earth's rotation would reverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 89: E=Mc^2 is the equation for John Williams' music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 90: John Williams can play his music using his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 91: John Williams killed Luke Skywalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faelcyn Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 92: John Williams put Yoda's theme into the E.T. soundtrack during the Halloween Trick or Treating scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faelcyn Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) Fact 93: John Williams developed his own Asteroid Theme from Superman and used it to create a highly orchestrated and much beloved and recognized theme for the Asteroid Chase in The Empire Strikes Back. Edited April 9, 2012 by Faelcyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 94: John Williams created the Force when he was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faelcyn Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 95: John Williams has won Five Oscars. None of them for The Empire Strikes Back. The peasants responsible have been sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirdthestrill Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 96: The falcon punch was invented by John Williams. Anyone who hears the full form of it, however, dies. Therefore all we have to go on is the cheap imitation by some bounty hunter somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) Fact 97: The rebels only won, because they had John Williams music playing during the battle of endor. Edited April 9, 2012 by Wolfninjajedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) Fact 98: John Williams isn't omnipotent.... OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!! Ok, ok!!! He IS omnipotent... Edited April 9, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 99: John Williams knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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