Wolfninjajedi Posted April 7, 2012 Author Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 52: The Rakata weren't killed by a plague, they were killed by John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 53: When the guy on the Death Star said it was now the Ultimate Power In The Universe, Vader had to correct him: "This station is insignificant next to the Power of John Williams." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 54. When John William sneezes, the Imperial March plays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACLucius Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 55. A true letter. Dear Rebels, At least I am not as powerful as John Williams' music. Signed, The Emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 56: John Williams chews concertina wire and spits concertos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 57: John Williams can change the weather, with a wave of his conductors baton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eGraced Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 58: There is no sound in space... Except John Williams' music! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TailsMontyG Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 59: John Williams shot first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 (edited) Fact 60: John Williams once had his baton stolen. It killed its captors and returned to him within an hour. Edited April 8, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 61: The universe will never end. That would imply John Williams has an end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 (edited) Fact 62: John Williams threw the apple at Newton's head. Inside the apple, outlined by John Williams, was a sheet of paper that had Newton's Laws already laid out. Edited April 8, 2012 by Datamonger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 63: There are many theories on why the dinosaurs went into extinction. The truth is John Williams found them to be annoying creatures as they disrupted his musical pursuits, so he slew every last one of them with his bare hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 64: When going into hibernation, John Williams snores to the tune of "Duel of the Fates." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 65: The last time John Williams lost a fight................ actually, he's never lost a fight. In fact, he's never been in a fight because those who know John Williams know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 65, Supplemental: While this fact would be by all means inaccurate by technicality, it can still be construed as fact, depending on your interpretation of the word "fight." John Williams has been challenged before, but has never participated in a fight that lasted more than 0.000928 x 10^-98,000 microseconds. That's right, his music can kill faster than light can travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 66: Although John Williams is a natural Jedi, he simply could not be cast in the films. Even in slow motion, his quickness cannot be captured on film, even with the latest technology. When asked by George Lucas if he minded being made into a CG character instead, John Williams simply glared at him for a few seconds, and George ran away, weeping. From that day on, Lucas would never again ask a stupid question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 (edited) Fact 67: John Williams raised his baton, and Chuck Norris ceased to exist. Edited April 8, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 (edited) Force 68: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... while John Williams was away living on Tatooine, he conceived a child named Anakin Skywalker. This boy was believed to have been conceived by the Force. This is correct, as John Williams IS the Force. Edited April 8, 2012 by Datamonger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 69: Many Bothans died because of John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 70: John Williams greatest weakness is himself, however its also his strongest power. Ergo John Williams has no weakness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 71: John Williams > Kyle Katarn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 72: You never are allowed to question John Williams, even when asking a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact 73: John Williams created the star wars planets, using his music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonSM Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Fact: John Williams has other people copy down his music for him. The last time his pen hit paper the result was the Big Bang Theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 (edited) Fact 74: One note from John Williams' music can cure any known disease in the galaxy. Two notes can cure unknown diseases also. Edited April 8, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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